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Posted on 1/14/24 at 11:34 pm to Roll Tide Ravens
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You ever get to that point when you have a stomach bug or food poisoning where you finally ask God to make it end or just kill you?
No, but I did while undergoing a kidney stone attack.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 12:08 am to Luke
Lower your ozempic doses baw, that sounds rough
Posted on 1/15/24 at 12:12 am to SteelerBravesDawg
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Food poisoning sucks arse. I wouldn't wish it on anyone. I've had it twice.
Had it a few times I’m sure and one time I’m 100% positive of.
My wife had it too and it was a day of crawling past each other to throw up and liquid deficate in separate bathrooms.
We spent a day lying on the ground watching a Boy Meets World marathon in and out of consciousness.
This post was edited on 1/15/24 at 12:14 am
Posted on 1/15/24 at 4:14 am to Luke
Brace yourself for 24-48 hours of dehydration misery when the faucets stop.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 5:43 am to Joshjrn
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If you don't already have a bidet, you should definitely get one after this.
I second a bidet. A nice cool stream of water strikes the right spot after a burning shite session. If you don’t like cold water striking your bum, you can always pay extra for warm water.
What is nice about the bidet is that 90% of the time any wiping with TP is just to dry the area. I have been temped to install one at work, and when I do have to go there, I will use gobs of TP sometimes even clogging the toilet.
Another benefit of using the bidet is to get that last piece out that if don’t push out, you will be wiping your arse raw to get it all.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 5:50 am to Luke
Hope you are doing better!
Reverse the diarrhea into constipation along with the uncontrollable vomiting and you have my daily life routine so I know exactly what you are going through in that floor. Praying for you!
Reverse the diarrhea into constipation along with the uncontrollable vomiting and you have my daily life routine so I know exactly what you are going through in that floor. Praying for you!
Posted on 1/15/24 at 6:56 am to GruntbyAssociation
That place needs a deep sanitation
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:08 am to Luke
Sorry dude. I got that once from a BBQ joint on Lake Martin. Had to drive all the way back to north Georgia with it. That was a fun ride
Drink as much as you can. Once you get to the point that you are shitting hot clear water, you have 3 more days to go
Just trying to cheer you up baw
Drink as much as you can. Once you get to the point that you are shitting hot clear water, you have 3 more days to go
Just trying to cheer you up baw
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:12 am to LanierSpots
Well two dozen vomiting episodes and laza running from my arse I’m stopped and turned the ship! Time to rehydrate thanks for the support …. Definitely has fever with that near death sentence
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:20 am to Luke
I never had the vomiting. Just shooting out my arse like a fire hose
Hell, you should stop by the hospital and get your colonoscopy,
Hell, you should stop by the hospital and get your colonoscopy,
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:20 am to Luke
I hope you feel better very soon.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:27 am to LanierSpots
I’d thought it would be an opportune time around 2am
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:30 am to Roll Tide Ravens
Crab sandwich combo from Sonic. Never again.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:34 am to SteelerBravesDawg
I've gotten it twice from weird lettuce, I believe. I think that bc in each instance there were no proteins, just veggies and sauces (asian food both times).
Could have been anything, I know, but it's probably best I don't dwell about what was likely on my lettuce. So nasty ....
Could have been anything, I know, but it's probably best I don't dwell about what was likely on my lettuce. So nasty ....
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:34 am to billjamin
Carbon based life is so freaking illogical, and to be quite honest, disgusting. We’re nothing but a bunch of squishy meat suits wrapped on sticks. Solids and liquids go in one hole and eventually come out another. First contact, if it hasn’t already happened, will be interesting. Surely, life on other planets found a better way to doing this. We are born, we mature, and then spend the majority of existence in the process of dying. In between being born and death, we shite and puke our way through life. Seems like there should be a better option.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 8:02 am to Luke
Look at the positive. FP or the bitching sh*ts is a great way to lose weight.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 8:31 am to Luke
Is 5 inches a lot?
Posted on 1/15/24 at 8:36 am to Luke
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