5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants

It was later found out that the tenants illegally occupied the place. Case has been filed against them, and they are now defendants.

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It was later found out that the tenants illegally occupied the place. Case has been filed against them, and they are now defendants.

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The case went on for ages.

When it was finally decided, the ants in the court were descendants of the original tenants.

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When it was finally decided, the ants in the court were descendants of the original tenants.

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That was meant to set the precedent for any time descedants and tenants file suit to prevent paying rent.

There once was a queen ant with two abdomens. She was extravagant.

A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm
staying right here."

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I have learned to speak 'blonde."

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and without question she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

"I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal."

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the ants in the court were descendants of the original tenants.

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And then it was determined the descendants were all inbreds cast from normal society and so ventured through the wilderness and eventuality founded an insular commune known as the Rant.

I still remember the ant that ate all the cake icing.

He was a fondant.

An ant found himself trapped under the hood of a car sweating his little ant balls off. Thankfully, the car pulled over and a jug of liquid appeared, so he crawled inside and took a dip. Turns out it was a jug of antifreeze, and his fate was sealed. He was coolant.