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re: 44 Secret Gross Things That All Girls Do But Don't Talk About (NSFW due to content)

Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:20 pm to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:20 pm to
My wife is incredibly clean everywhere...except the bathroom.

Makeup and hair is fricking everywhere. Its almost like they try to be nasty in the bathroom.

She never puts dirty dishes in the sink, leaves dirty clothes laying around, or leaves trash anywhere in the house. But holy frick the bathroom.

Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:23 pm to
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25) Eating a piece of food that has fallen into your cleavage.



I usually let him eat it. Just sayin'.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
82744 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:26 pm to
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I guarantee "all girls" don't do this


I quivered at some of these hair-ripping ones. Holy shite. There are other hair removal methods out there without RIPPING IT OUT.
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
17058 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:26 pm to
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I usually let him eat it. Just sayin'.


Now that's a good woman.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:26 pm to
yall get nipple hair?
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175857 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:28 pm to
What number is 'black men'?
Posted by a_plus_poster
Member since May 2017
59 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

My wife is incredibly clean everywhere...except the bathroom.

Makeup and hair is fricking everywhere. Its almost like they try to be nasty in the bathroom.

She never puts dirty dishes in the sink, leaves dirty clothes laying around, or leaves trash anywhere in the house. But holy frick the bathroom.



I am single. I am too young to get married. I also have not yet found any woman who comes close to meeting my standards.

Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32989 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:29 pm to
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. I also have not yet found any woman who comes close to meeting my standards.


Have you tried vetting the guys?
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 2:30 pm
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49930 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:30 pm to
You haven't lived until you've ripped out an inch plus shoulder hair

How them get there anyways
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:31 pm to
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Queef should be # 1


How is queefing gross, exactly?

It means you pounded her hard enough to shove air up in there. That's a good thing, no?
Posted by a_plus_poster
Member since May 2017
59 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:33 pm to
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How is queefing gross, exactly?

It means you pounded her hard enough to shove air up in there. That's a good thing, no?


Someone with the proper sexual prowess can "pound hard" and create exceptional orgasms without causing a "queef." Also, properly endowed men are much less likely to cause a "queef."
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40414 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:34 pm to
I thought it just meant you had a good seal.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:35 pm to
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properly endowed men are much less likely to cause a "queef."



That's not true, I've made every girl I've ever been with queef.
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11125 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:35 pm to
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How is queefing gross, exactly?
It means you pounded her hard enough to shove air up in there. That's a good thing, no?


Dammit I like the way you think!
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11125 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:36 pm to
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Also, properly endowed men are much less likely to cause a "queef."


This doesn't even make sense
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
42968 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:38 pm to
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This doesn't even make sense


wouldn't a larger head push a higher volume of air into a pussy to make a queef, ergo bigger dicks should make more queefs than little dicks...
Posted by a_plus_poster
Member since May 2017
59 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:39 pm to
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This doesn't even make sense


I am sorry that you do not have experience in this area.

A larger penis fills the vagina so fully that there is little room for air.

There are exceptions. If someone endowed as I am has sex with a woman who has only received smaller penises (6-7 inches, medium width) then air may become an issue.

Handle your strokes well, and you will not give your lady friend queefs.

Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11125 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:40 pm to
makes sense to me
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11125 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:41 pm to
It doesn't matter what size your dick is, the position your in is more of a factor.
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 2:43 pm
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32989 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:42 pm to
I like this alter
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