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44 Secret Gross Things That All Girls Do But Don't Talk About (NSFW due to content)

Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:56 am
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38498 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:56 am
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If you've never tweezed a nipple hair then you haven't fully gone through puberty yet.




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5) Examining your tampon after it’s been ~in you~.

6) And realising that “blood” is a pretty weak description of what a period actually is.




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25) Eating a piece of food that has fallen into your cleavage.


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44) Scratching your bits and then having a little sniff, just to make sure it’s all good down there.


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Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32699 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:58 am to
I do #44 too. No one enjoys a funky junk.

And if I'm willing to 5 second rule something off the floor, I certainly have no problem eating food from the cleavage. It's actually kinda hot.
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 7:59 am
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21397 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:59 am to
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25) Eating a piece of food that has fallen into your cleavage.


That's gross? Hell, I'd enjoy seeing that. Of course, I rather help her out with the task instead.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:59 am to
why will....why....
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38498 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:00 am to
All that is now needed is for SuperSaint to turn this into a racist thread.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134817 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:00 am to
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25) Eating a piece of food that has fallen into your cleavage.

Gravy does this at every meal
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35296 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:00 am to
I know one thing, all pretty girls don't poop.
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2248 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:01 am to
Nothing like nibbling on a nipple and getting a strand of hair stuck between your teeth.

Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32699 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:01 am to
That kind of list is that? There are 20 straight that have to do with having a huge bush.
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 8:06 am
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38498 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:01 am to
I know mine does. And it will clear the room.



Oh wait, you said pretty. Nevermind.
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 8:02 am
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
39883 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:02 am to
mother of god
Posted by randybobandy
NOLA
Member since Mar 2015
1908 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:04 am to
Queef should be # 1
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35296 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:05 am to
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9) Really enjoying digging out ingrown hairs.
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11) Making hair art on the shower walls from all the hair that falls off your head.

12) And finding it quite satisfying to pull out those stray hairs that get stuck in your bum crack.

13) Twiddling your pubes in a totally non-sexy way.


Just some of the other "wtf" things on this list.

And btw, that's bullshite. I guarantee "all girls" don't do this. Probably all ratchet girls, but not all girls. Some of that shite is just fricking nasty.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35296 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:06 am to




Everyone knows OT9s and 10s don't poop.
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1585 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:07 am to
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And btw, that's bullshite. I guarantee "all girls" don't do this. Probably all ratchet girls, but not all girls. Some of that shite is just fricking nasty.


probably more than you think. girls are pretty disgusting creatures and fake as hell about it. dont believe the fronts and instagram pictures
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 8:13 am
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20463 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:09 am to
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If you've never tweezed a nipple hair then you haven't fully gone through puberty yet.


No joke, first gf titty I attacked had nipple hair, I remember being freaked out. Next time I apprehensively attacked her titty it was gone. I guess she wasn't prepared for the first titty attack.

:nb4momjoke:



Also, I worked at a coffee shop in college, and part of that job when closing was to clean both restrooms. I can't go into some of the horror I found in there, but suffice it to say that the guys was usually cleaner.
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 8:14 am
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
3505 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:21 am to
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13) Twiddling your pubes in a totally non-sexy way.


Is there a sex way to twiddle your pubes??

Having pubes long enough to twiddle automatically makes it disgusting and never sexy
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23051 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:28 am to
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Also, I worked at a coffee shop in college, and part of that job when closing was to clean both restrooms. I can't go into some of the horror I found in there, but suffice it to say that the guys was usually cleaner.
same. Summer job once at a conference center my team had to clean the bathrooms. The girls was always way worse and not for "feminine" reasons either. Piss just all over the place which made no sense until a girl told me that girls "hover" instead of sit on the toilet. I mean WTF?
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1585 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 1:44 pm to
can confirm. working in restaurants and cleaning the bathrooms of each led to interesting discoveries. idk how but the girls bathroom was one of the nastiest smells ive ever smelt. i always covered my nose with my shirt when going in there. wish i couldve covered my eyes too but i had to see where not to touch
Posted by a_plus_poster
Member since May 2017
59 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:06 pm to
Some of you need to find some well-groomed women.

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