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re: 40 yo woman gives checklist to matchmaker

Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:22 pm to
Posted by thumperpait
Member since Nov 2005
3382 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:22 pm to
Don't have to worry about this crazy bitch stalking me. I failed on most of her check list. If she is strict on her wants, she will die never being married. Or she will marry a chick. Already looks like a rug muncher anyway.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
99942 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:23 pm to
She looks like a cancer patient
Posted by 4Bagger
Member since Jan 2025
602 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 10:07 pm to
Fake
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
2941 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 1:58 am to
Yeah, she does seem a little self-absorbed.
Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6598 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 2:06 am to



Dads, tell your princesses no every now and then or end up with childless bitter daughters with unfounded expectations
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7807 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 2:14 am to
quote:

Dads, tell your princesses no every now and then or end up with childless bitter daughters with unfounded expectations


I get what you’re saying, but usually women like this don’t have great/attentive fathers. They also usually have been in limited relationships with crappy men. They don’t know what a “good” guy looks like so they create a fictional perfect guy.
Posted by Morgus
The Old City Icehouse
Member since May 2004
9720 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 2:55 am to
"I look at my life like a business..."

"We kind of run our family like a business..."




What a peach.
Posted by Morgus
The Old City Icehouse
Member since May 2004
9720 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 3:01 am to
"I do have a law degree. The reason I'm not practicing law right now is because I've had a little bit of an issue with the licensure board of the State. It's really just a technicality based on the fact that I can't pass the bar exam..."


This has to be some bullshite. Nobody says "I keep failing the bar exam" like this.


"I've been promised that as soon as a pass the bar I'll be made partner."

Yeah, this is bullshite.

This post was edited on 11/21/25 at 3:03 am
Posted by olemc999
At a blackjack table
Member since Oct 2010
15014 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 3:13 am to
No tattoos unless it’s a secret society logo for an Ivy League
Posted by 3D
NJ
Member since Sep 2013
1280 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 3:57 am to
this has to be a prank on the matchmaker.... to see if she cracks during these interviews
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
5632 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 4:36 am to
These ugly bitches are nuts
Posted by derp
Jawja
Member since Feb 2015
1137 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 5:29 am to
This has to be fake.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
64833 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 5:32 am to
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What’s up with that hair dooo
She has a tea cozy on her head.
Posted by RobertFootball
SC
Member since Mar 2021
1929 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 6:17 am to
All my life I’ve never had a tattoo and this is the kind of woman out there that’s looking for me? frick that, I’m getting some ink today! Making the appointment now.
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
25824 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 6:22 am to
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Those items would be much more attainable if she was hotter and didn't seem bat shite crazy. My guess, she better start stocking up on cat litter.



These women need to understand that they are a dime a dozen. The man they're looking for is in the 0.0000001%. He aint choosing you, mmmmk
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
135157 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 6:33 am to
quote:

- I love leading with 7 figure salary. At least she's honest.
Well that narrows her search a bit ..... to around 5 in 1000

(and that 0.5% is with joint household income filings, plus one-off business sales, profits from home sales, etc. included)


Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
25939 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 7:12 am to
A woman with sense...unbelievable.but refreshing.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62133 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 7:16 am to
quote:

This has to be some bullshite.


You think?
Posted by bamaguy17
Member since Jul 2022
1242 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 7:24 am to
I know that's fake, and I've seen this a couple weeks ago and no one has made the observation that she looks like Barney Fife
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
293440 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 7:30 am to
quote:

"I look at my life like a business..."



Pretty typical of modern man/woman. They have little intuition or innate abilities, so they run it like a corporation..
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