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re: $384 million Powerball. What are you buying first?
Posted on 12/30/17 at 9:57 am to partywiththelombardi
Posted on 12/30/17 at 9:57 am to partywiththelombardi
quote:
I am establishing a coke connect with a Mexican Cartel and starting my own business.
I am going to put chili powder in all my product so people recognize my signature.
Where have I heard this?...
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Posted on 12/30/17 at 9:58 am to DeafJam73
Breaking Bad, Capn Cook and his meth signature
I am breaking out and bringing it to Coke...people will come to love their nostrils burning to high hell.
I am breaking out and bringing it to Coke...people will come to love their nostrils burning to high hell.
Posted on 12/30/17 at 9:59 am to Tyga Woods
boat for offshore fishing
boat for nearshore fishing
boat for bowfishing
boat for frogging
1 ton truck
bigger house with a stocked pond and a big barn to hold family get togethers
fishing camp in Dularge and Toldeo Bend
Wouldnt bother with a hunting camp, I'd do guided hunts.
boat for nearshore fishing
boat for bowfishing
boat for frogging
1 ton truck
bigger house with a stocked pond and a big barn to hold family get togethers
fishing camp in Dularge and Toldeo Bend
Wouldnt bother with a hunting camp, I'd do guided hunts.
Posted on 12/30/17 at 10:00 am to DeafJam73
quote:
$384 M can go pretty fast without some income.
lulz...
WHAT?
Posted on 12/30/17 at 10:04 am to Tyga Woods
Would probably make the rounds with various Instagram sloots. Pay Dan Blizerian to consult for me.
Posted on 12/30/17 at 10:04 am to Tyga Woods
Actually I'd quit my job and buy the company I work for just so I can fire a few people and sell it again
Posted on 12/30/17 at 10:06 am to Nado Jenkins83
quote:
The babycakes just to change their mascot
The right mascot and you make money back on merch sales alome
Posted on 12/30/17 at 10:06 am to lsunurse
quote:
There is some wealthy person in Scottsdale that every Christmas does random acts of kindness in this one shopping area by my house. No one knows exactly who the person is. They will go to the Toys R Us and pay off all the toy layaways for Christmas at that store. Will leave an anonymous tip at one of the restaurants for a couple thousand to be split by the employees. Stuff like that. I can remember reading about it and thinking how awesome it must be to have the means to do stuff like that.
What can I say except you’re welcome
Posted on 12/30/17 at 10:07 am to Tyga Woods
Buy more coke
Posted on 12/30/17 at 10:07 am to Tyga Woods
Tigerdroppings
I would change the names of people I don't like to cleverly include "gay" in them
I would change the names of people I don't like to cleverly include "gay" in them
Posted on 12/30/17 at 10:09 am to Tyga Woods
My attorney. And probably a six pack. While meeting with said attorney.
Posted on 12/30/17 at 10:12 am to DeafJam73
Why does this girl like you if she makes more money than you and your entire family is in debt? 
Is it honey boo boo's mom?
Is it honey boo boo's mom?
Posted on 12/30/17 at 10:13 am to Tyga Woods
I’m going to give mine to that poor Nigerian Prince that got arrested in Slidell yesterday. He seems like he has been so victimized.
Posted on 12/30/17 at 10:16 am to Tyga Woods
A testicular transplant for Deaf Jam. His are either non existent or faulty.
Posted on 12/30/17 at 10:21 am to Tyga Woods
Help people . Keep things simple. Focus on having great experiences, particularly physical/ mental arduous challenges . Exchange my career for meditation/learning. Adventure Travel regularly.
As far as perks - the only thing I would want is a full time personal chef and personal trainer for myself and Mrs Pimp. I’d like to physically become as good as I can be and be as much of a comfort minimalist and make sure I stay sharp through “suffering “( physical and dietary ) .
I’m planning on doing a walking “ Pilgrimage “ in the next five years . I’d put that on the fast track and maybe extend it from 50 days to more like 90 days. I think that’s the main thing I want to do before I die so I’d do that ASAP. I need one last physical challenge that seems overwhelming to overcome.
Most of all I’d just meditate on simplicity and try to surround myself with people who could teach me . I’m almost out of gas as far as being “ the teacher” for those around me . I just want to sit, be quiet, and learn. Not having to work so hard to support four and a half dependents would allow me to do that. I could just move to the back of the line and relax.
As far as perks - the only thing I would want is a full time personal chef and personal trainer for myself and Mrs Pimp. I’d like to physically become as good as I can be and be as much of a comfort minimalist and make sure I stay sharp through “suffering “( physical and dietary ) .
I’m planning on doing a walking “ Pilgrimage “ in the next five years . I’d put that on the fast track and maybe extend it from 50 days to more like 90 days. I think that’s the main thing I want to do before I die so I’d do that ASAP. I need one last physical challenge that seems overwhelming to overcome.
Most of all I’d just meditate on simplicity and try to surround myself with people who could teach me . I’m almost out of gas as far as being “ the teacher” for those around me . I just want to sit, be quiet, and learn. Not having to work so hard to support four and a half dependents would allow me to do that. I could just move to the back of the line and relax.
Posted on 12/30/17 at 10:49 am to DeafJam73
quote:
DeafJam73
I knew the incest porn thing would stroke your fancy. You're alright dude
This post was edited on 12/30/17 at 10:50 am
Posted on 12/30/17 at 10:51 am to Tyga Woods
quote:
What are you buying first?
Tigerdropoings so I can make every board the “F. King, Joe Alleva and O sucks boards.”
Posted on 12/30/17 at 10:57 am to Tyga Woods
-hire my uncle, the accountant and tax lawyer
-set up trusts for my kids that would let them be comfortable but not wealthy
-set up a charitable foundation in support of the arts, run by my kids to fund their artistic interests and causes
-travel with the wife
-set up trusts for my kids that would let them be comfortable but not wealthy
-set up a charitable foundation in support of the arts, run by my kids to fund their artistic interests and causes
-travel with the wife
Posted on 12/30/17 at 10:59 am to thelawnwranglers
Never thought of that.
You should be my financial advisor should i win
You should be my financial advisor should i win
Posted on 12/30/17 at 11:06 am to Tyga Woods
I became friends with a lawyer who spoke at a seminar about big windfalls of money (and he's represented a number of big lottery winners).
His non-tax related advice:
Get out of town for a month or two. Otherwise, you'll meet relatives you didn't know you had, sales people, investment sellers, etc. Get a plan, get your money where you want it, then go.
Don't buy big ticket items with expensive upkeep costs. Yachts, airplanes, exotic cars fit this bill. Obviously, if you are a pilot, a reasonable airplane is fine.
Set aside some money to blow and get it out of your system.
Stay away from new businesses (except a small business, perhaps a hobby/business type arrangement).
Particularly stay away from vocations and businesses with mass liability risks. He gave the example of a man who wanted to have a charter tour bus so he could see the country. The problem? One wreck with multiple casualties and someone is coming hard after your money - whether you have an LLC/corp. or not.
The other example was a guy who drove a gasoline truck.
His non-tax related advice:
Get out of town for a month or two. Otherwise, you'll meet relatives you didn't know you had, sales people, investment sellers, etc. Get a plan, get your money where you want it, then go.
Don't buy big ticket items with expensive upkeep costs. Yachts, airplanes, exotic cars fit this bill. Obviously, if you are a pilot, a reasonable airplane is fine.
Set aside some money to blow and get it out of your system.
Stay away from new businesses (except a small business, perhaps a hobby/business type arrangement).
Particularly stay away from vocations and businesses with mass liability risks. He gave the example of a man who wanted to have a charter tour bus so he could see the country. The problem? One wreck with multiple casualties and someone is coming hard after your money - whether you have an LLC/corp. or not.
The other example was a guy who drove a gasoline truck.
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