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re: 20 two sentence horror stories that will keep you up tonight

Posted on 3/4/14 at 4:48 pm to
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
5921 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 4:48 pm to
Jordan had the best athletes in Louisiana at his disposal. Jarrett was never even given a chance to try his hand
Posted by tkr1407
Nawfiest Laweezianna
Member since Aug 2011
3132 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 4:52 pm to
Nobody has said #8??
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19264 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 4:56 pm to
2 is creepy.
5 sends me into gunfight mode
16 is any parents worst nightmare.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86596 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 4:59 pm to
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4. In all the time I've lived alone in this house, I swear to God I've closed more doors than I've opened


Dude's place must be drafty as frick with the windows open all the time.
Posted by jpggpj
Chair
Member since Oct 2005
3992 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 4:59 pm to
#13 is the true definition of a dilema. One of them bitches got to go....but who do you choose?
Posted by Tiger at Law
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
2990 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:07 pm to
The first officer to respond at the animal shelter completed his sweep and determined that it must have been a false alarm. There were only dogs...so many dogs; he called for backup.
Posted by Cold Cous Cous
Bucktown, La.
Member since Oct 2003
15054 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:08 pm to
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16 is any parents worst nightmare.

For real though this never even occurred to me; now I am going to buy window locks.
Posted by mark65mc
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
11291 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:18 pm to
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4. In all the time I've lived alone in this house, I swear to God I've closed more doors than I've opened
[/quote:]


This is my life now. I just bought a house and the door to the master bedroom and the door to the garage don't latch and I have a nosy GSP who likes to constantly go in the bedroom and the garage.
Posted by prince of fools
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2009
1130 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:22 pm to
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12. "I can't sleep." she whispered, crawling into bed with me. I woke up cold, clutching the dress she was buried in.


This one really did send chills down my spine. My fiance does this all the time and I'd be broken if she died.
Posted by LSUtigerME
Walker, LA
Member since Oct 2012
3815 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:22 pm to
frick all this. Several of them creep me out. Especially after reading much of the thread about the guy who's kid says she sees ghosts.
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:23 pm to
#5
Posted by Xenophon
Aspen
Member since Feb 2006
41261 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:28 pm to
5 and 13 got me.
Posted by CT
Kate Upton's back
Member since Sep 2004
21054 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:30 pm to
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25494 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 6:25 pm to
I could hear the doctor's voice, made jumbled and cloudy by the anesthesia, saying "you're going to feel a great bit of discomfort," as he prepped the sphigmoidoscope. That's when I remembered this was supposed to be a dentists office and I came for a filling.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32510 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 6:42 pm to
I think the greatest of all time belongs to Hemingway. Wrote it to win a bar bet.

Not a parent, but thinking of this gives me chills:



For Sale: Baby shoes. Never worn.
Posted by Jet12
Tweet, tweet, tweet, two steps.
Member since Nov 2010
20554 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 6:49 pm to
This is getting reported so much off that thread on Reddit.

Source
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

For Sale: Baby shoes. Never worn.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

Philip Seymour Hoffman had heroin, cocaine, and amphetamines in system when he overdosed

One sentence horror storie that kept me up.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
54200 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:34 pm to
13
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47803 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:37 pm to
She was the epitome of beauty, grace, and class and I was lucky enough to have her alone in my house. Things began to move very quickly and the excitement was building in me until I felt the penis.
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