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1st time flying need advice. Have any of y'all ever flown before? and......
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:26 pm
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:26 pm
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Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:27 pm to The Ostrich
Google some turbulence vids, that will prepare you for your flight.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:28 pm to The Ostrich
Make sure to clap when the plane lands to show support for the pilot.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:29 pm to The Ostrich
The bar in the airport. Use it. Even if the flight is in the morning.
Seriously it's not that bad. Jitters the first time yes, but even then, the nervousness dies down once you look out the window and see things from a different perspective.
Seriously it's not that bad. Jitters the first time yes, but even then, the nervousness dies down once you look out the window and see things from a different perspective.
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Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:29 pm to The Ostrich
Never flown. Except a couple hundred times. Is this a troll, or what are you worried about specifically?
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:30 pm to The Ostrich
Dont like flying as well but when you realize that you're 10x's more likely to be struck by lightning than die in a plane crash you just put your mind at ease knowing nothing is gonna happen and sit back and enjoy the flight.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:30 pm to The Ostrich
Try not to diarrhea your pants while in flight. It’s considered bad plane etiquette.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:31 pm to The Ostrich
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Have any of y'all ever flown before?
yes
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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
yes, I watched Chernobyl
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1st time flying need advice
If you don't get nauseated easily or have claustrophobia, get a window seat, otherwise get an aisle seat.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:31 pm to The Ostrich
Just watch final destination
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:32 pm to The Ostrich
When they turn the seatbelt light off you are free to masturbate
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:32 pm to ntrcptr
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Never flown. Except a couple hundred times. Is this a troll, or what are you worried about specifically?
100% serious. Only thing I'm really worried about is if they actually only serve alcohol in those tiny arse bottles they show on flights on the television.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:33 pm to The Ostrich
My advise is to not drink alcohol on a flight. Especially your first.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:33 pm to Richard Flagget
Don't joke around with the TSA Agents. None of them ever have a sense of humor.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:33 pm to The Ostrich
Prepare thy anus if you see this guy in the cockpit
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:34 pm to The Ostrich
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The Ostrich
ostriches can't fly
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:34 pm to Tyga Woods
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When they turn the seatbelt light off you are free to masturbate
Am I required to take the seat belt off? Cause I'm really big into erotic asphyxiation
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:34 pm to The Ostrich
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Only thing I'm really worried about is if they actually only serve alcohol in those tiny arse bottles they show on flights on the television.
Unfortunately true on a lot of flights. Pound $14 beers in the airport beforehand
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:35 pm to The Ostrich
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100% serious
Assuming you are an adult, how is this possible?
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:35 pm to The Ostrich
You'll be fine. I've flown a lot. You'll live. My wife flew for the first time on our honeymoon and we flew over storms in the gulf. Turbulence can happen. Scared her, but the plane will handle it. I give props to the pilot though that overshot the runway in Key West and slammed on the brakes in time to get us safely to our destination. My head should not have been against the seat in front of me, but we made it safely. When we flew back, she was fine. Better pilot.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:36 pm to fallguy_1978
They’re only nine dollars at MSY
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