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re: 1st time flying need advice. Have any of y'all ever flown before? and......

Posted on 6/20/19 at 11:11 pm to
Posted by LSUTyger76
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2007
850 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 11:11 pm to
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ostriches can't fly




Posted by Cold Drink
Member since Mar 2016
3482 posts
Posted on 6/20/19 at 11:41 pm to
You’ll be fine - just make sure to grab a window seat and alert the flight attendant if you notice any imperfections - no matter how minor - on the wing/engines. Most major airlines rely heavily on vigilant passengers for flight safety and you don’t want your inexperience to be the reason an engine falls off mid-flight.
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 1:05 am to
Dont wear the seatbelt
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 4:54 am to
Flying is awesome. just took the Falcon 900 to NAPA. You will have a blast. What type of plane you headed out on?
This post was edited on 6/21/19 at 4:56 am
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66988 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 5:33 am to
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Bring a fresh bag of McDonald's with extra onions on the flight. You're likely to get hungry and the in flight food options aren't good. Bring your dog to help your anxiety. Just put a service dog vest on it and you'll be fine. Take off your shoes and socks once you reach cruising altitude to maintain good circulation. Relax by watching hardcore porn on your laptop.

You left out gain about an extra hundred pounds before the flight, so you can help keep your seatmates warmer on those cold flights.
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 6:00 am to
Make yourself cough violently every 10 seconds until you get to cruising altitude. That is typically 20-30 minutes after wheels up. If you don’t, there is a chance that you will suffer a ruptured eardrum due to your body never having experienced that kind of quick change in altitude.
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7980 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 6:05 am to
0.5 mg clonopin and you'll sleep through it
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30412 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 6:09 am to
Take gum
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141083 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 7:56 am to
I remember my first flight, had to book last minute, same day for work, and pack some stuff with me, and rush to the airport.

Didn't dawn on me till we were taxi'ing to the runway that I hadn't even considered what was about to happen.

Wasn't bad.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:01 am to
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Don't joke around with the TSA Agents. None of them ever have a sense of humor.


They’re literally too stupid to have a sense of humor.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8462 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:01 am to
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