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The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread
Posted on 1/31/13 at 12:00 pm
Posted on 1/31/13 at 12:00 pm
There once was a doucebag named Duncan
As a writer was continually flunkin'
He peeked at draft picks
They were really Favre pics
So now with GW he's bunkin'
As a writer was continually flunkin'
He peeked at draft picks
They were really Favre pics
So now with GW he's bunkin'
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Posted on 1/31/13 at 12:02 pm to kclsufan
jeffduncan eats dick for breakfast.
Posted on 1/31/13 at 12:04 pm to Chad504boy
quote:
jeffduncan eats dick for breakfast.
Form of a limerick please.
This post was edited on 1/31/13 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 1/31/13 at 12:07 pm to kclsufan
jeffduncan eats a limerick dick for lunch.
Posted on 1/31/13 at 12:17 pm to Chad504boy
jeffduncan eats a limerick dick for lunch.
On dicks he likes to munch.
He has a Twitter pic
With a curious looking tick
Adorning a face I'd like to punch!
On dicks he likes to munch.
He has a Twitter pic
With a curious looking tick
Adorning a face I'd like to punch!
Posted on 1/31/13 at 12:24 pm to kclsufan
There once was a writer named Jeff
Whose audience he perceived as deaf
The hometown team
He would too often ream
To hide the cock on his breath
Whose audience he perceived as deaf
The hometown team
He would too often ream
To hide the cock on his breath
Posted on 1/31/13 at 12:32 pm to kclsufan
jeff duncan sucks the most
jay glazer just beats him
and jeff shamefully retweets them
so no one will think hes a ghost
that sucks
jay glazer just beats him
and jeff shamefully retweets them
so no one will think hes a ghost
that sucks
Posted on 1/31/13 at 12:34 pm to ClientNumber9
Pick on douche Duncan in the off-season
Because big homer who-dats need a reason
To take time out for a spell
from obsessing with Goodell
Like most fans, there is no pleasin'
Because big homer who-dats need a reason
To take time out for a spell
from obsessing with Goodell
Like most fans, there is no pleasin'
Posted on 1/31/13 at 12:56 pm to kclsufan
There once was a writer who bitches
wrote a book "from bags to riches"
but soon all we could think
and all we could say
turncoat writers soon get stiches!
wrote a book "from bags to riches"
but soon all we could think
and all we could say
turncoat writers soon get stiches!
Posted on 1/31/13 at 1:06 pm to goatmilker
Jazzy Jeff Duncan, you nebulous fool
With lies and slander, the NFL's tool
you spread hate and rumors
like cancerous tumors
When you see Rogers cock you drool
You and G-Dub, the bestest of friends
Plotting and sneaking, to your own twisted ends
Denial and feined outrage, your act of the day
How could your pal have lead you astray?
Only now do you see, thanks to Joe Vitt
Coach Sean Payton aint nuttin to frick wit
With lies and slander, the NFL's tool
you spread hate and rumors
like cancerous tumors
When you see Rogers cock you drool
You and G-Dub, the bestest of friends
Plotting and sneaking, to your own twisted ends
Denial and feined outrage, your act of the day
How could your pal have lead you astray?
Only now do you see, thanks to Joe Vitt
Coach Sean Payton aint nuttin to frick wit
Posted on 1/31/13 at 1:07 pm to kclsufan
There once was a writer named Jeff
WHo wrote like he was on meth
When Goodell came to town
You could hear slurping sounds
Now don't you wish you were deaf?
WHo wrote like he was on meth
When Goodell came to town
You could hear slurping sounds
Now don't you wish you were deaf?
Posted on 1/31/13 at 1:31 pm to kclsufan
Holy shite these are awesome!
I really hope he is reading this stuff.
I really hope he is reading this stuff.
Posted on 1/31/13 at 2:11 pm to kclsufan
Jeff Duncan has a mission to troll
It's his one and only goal
But when he speaks
His breath sure reeks
From eating Pamphilon's a-hole.
It's his one and only goal
But when he speaks
His breath sure reeks
From eating Pamphilon's a-hole.
Posted on 1/31/13 at 3:20 pm to Sir Saint
There once was a dingbat named Duncan
Whose writing was that of a drunken
He pissed off Sean Payton
And left Saints Talk a-hatin'
And now his career is just sunken
Whose writing was that of a drunken
He pissed off Sean Payton
And left Saints Talk a-hatin'
And now his career is just sunken
Posted on 1/31/13 at 3:27 pm to kclsufan
Jeff Duncan blows
That is all
That is all
Posted on 1/31/13 at 4:07 pm to kclsufan
There once was a man from Kentucky
Came to NOLA in hopes to get lucky
He sucked the wrong dick
When the Saints went to pick
Now the cum on his chin is just yucky
Came to NOLA in hopes to get lucky
He sucked the wrong dick
When the Saints went to pick
Now the cum on his chin is just yucky
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