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Pels Game 72

Posted on 3/26/24 at 4:05 pm
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
20905 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 4:05 pm
SONS

THE PELS ARE THE frickING 4 SEED AND WOULD HOST A PLAYOFF SERIES IF THE SEASON ENDED TODAY. BUT THAT ISNT THE frickING CASE, AND THE REAL BATTLE FOR PLAYOFF SEEDING HAS BEGUN WITH THE frickING "PELS INVITATIONAL" STARTING TONIGHT WHEN WE GET TO PLAY SHOOTY HOOPS WITH ALL THE GREAT TEAMS IN THE LEAGUE IN OUR frickING HOUSE.

OUR HOUSE. WE HAVENT DEFENDED IT WELL AT ALL. TOO MANY frickING a-hole TEAMS HAVE COME IN HERE AND EATEN DUBS, BUT THEY DIDNT PLAY THIS frickING ZION. THIS ZION IS AN UNLOCKED ZION THAT HAS TAKEN OVER (THAT 4 POINT GAME DOESNT COUNT IT NEVER HAPPENED SHUT UP).

WE PLAY THE frickING THUNDER TONIGHT, A BUNCH OF frickING DOUCHEBAG NBA PLAYERS WITH BOYBAND SUPERSTARS CHET AND SHAI. THEY HAVE ACHIEVED WHAT WE HAVE WANTED TO ACHIEVE THIS SEASON, AND THOUGH WE ARE ONLY 5 GAMES DIFFERENT FROM THEM, THE CHASM HAS FELT WIDER AT TIMES.

THIS IS THE frickING NIGHT WE CLOSE THAT GAP. THESE frickING IDIOTS frickED UP AND GOT OFF THE BUS AND NOW THEY GET TO CATCH THESE WINGS. LOU DORT CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS, I DONT CARE HOW JACKED HE IS, ZION IS COMING.

I LOOK FORWARD TO HERB ABSOLUTELY DESTROYING SHAI'S MVP CAMPAIGN TONIGHT.

I LOOK FORWARD TO JV HANGING OUT WITH HIS OLDEST SON CHET AND TAKING HIS arse TO SCHOOL WITH A PACKED LUNCH OF COLD CUTS AND A LITTLE DEBBIE (HIS YOUNGEST IS SENGUN BTW)


WE JUSTIFY THE VIBES TONIGHT. NO LONGER WILL THE PELS shite THE BED WHEN THE LIGHT IS BRIGHTEST, IT IS TIME TO frick THE LEAGUE, COME INSIDE OF IT, AND MAKE A BABY FOR WHICH WE WILL RARELY SEE AND ONLY SUPPORT FINANCIALLY UNTIL THEY ARE 18


WE FLAP THEY LOSE

BLOOD ON OUR WINGS
Posted by England_Pelican
England
Member since Apr 2018
3792 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 4:18 pm to
Give me all the caps lock. All of it.

LFG! Flap flap flap.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110701 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 4:26 pm to
Let's get a little pre-game real talk...is OKC really better than the Pels?

OKC is 5.5 games better than the Pels in the standings.

Based on minutes played, OKC's top 7 players have played an average of 67.9 out of 70 games, or 96.9% of their games.

Based on minutes played, NOP's top 7 players have played an average of 58.9 of 71 games, or 82.9% of their games.


Obviously we're not healthy, missing our 2nd best player and another rotation player, but if we're fully healthy, which is always a big if, come playoff time, Is OKC really better than us?
Posted by N.O. via West-Cal
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2004
7178 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 4:34 pm to
particularly salty for the home stretch!
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38655 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 4:52 pm to
quote:

WITH A PACKED LUNCH OF COLD CUTS AND A LITTLE DEBBIE
AND A FRUIT CUP
Posted by VanillaExpress
Member since Oct 2019
112 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 4:56 pm to
You remind me of the emcee at the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating contest.
Posted by hassan whiteside
Puerto Rico
Member since Dec 2021
372 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 5:04 pm to
WHAT THE frick IS A THUNDER

PELS BY 5
Posted by Bonkers119
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2015
10128 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 5:50 pm to
I’m nervous for this one. We need Trey to come out scoring if we want to win, we can’t afford for him to go 0-10 from 3.

He needs at least 16+ points.
Posted by Pels_Yaz
Member since Apr 2023
8498 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 5:53 pm to
We need to stick to the gameplan in the first game we played them when Zion played. Attack the paint with JV and Zion. Its how lakers and bucks kill them. If we do this we should be ok. They literally don’t have bigs to handle Zion or JV.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25852 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 6:00 pm to
I miss game 69. That was my favorite.
Posted by 3PieceSpicy
Metairie
Member since Jan 2021
6225 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 6:02 pm to
Honestly if we were better in the clutch, we’d probably be ahead of them in the standings.

I think we are probably pretty evenly matched, but we have a quasi answer for Shai in Herb and they probably have no answer for a healthy, engaged Zion.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25852 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 6:32 pm to


Don’t forget it’s on twek tv tonight.
Posted by Granola
Member since Jan 2024
435 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 6:32 pm to
Anybody know tonight’s network the game is on?
Posted by Bonkers119
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2015
10128 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 6:43 pm to
It’s on Bounce TV.
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19224 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 6:44 pm to
What is Bounce TV?
Posted by VanillaExpress
Member since Oct 2019
112 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 6:45 pm to
How tf you watch it from north Louisiana?
Posted by BrewDrees95
Member since Jan 2021
230 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 6:47 pm to
This is such BS. Team hasn’t been this good since 2008 and no one can watch, seriously?
Posted by Dinky Mulberry
Member since Aug 2021
1839 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 6:47 pm to
quote:

I think we are probably pretty evenly matched, but we have a quasi answer for Shai in Herb and they probably have no answer for a healthy, engaged Zion.


I'd probably slow-play Herb in the 1st half...try and save his fouls for 2nd half...and Zion needs to be aware of where Jaylin Williams is at all times...the guy is a charge-drawing machine.
Posted by Bonkers119
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2015
10128 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 6:51 pm to
StreamEast is your friend
Posted by tehchampion140
Member since Sep 2010
18847 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 7:03 pm to
Anyone find a stream yet that has Joel and AD? Really don’t wanna watch the whole game with thunder announcers. Shoutout to the team for making this game impossible for me to watch in BR.
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