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Ranking Motley Crue’s studio albums

Posted on 4/5/19 at 10:25 am
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
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Posted on 4/5/19 at 10:25 am
Worst to First:

9. New Tattoo

Woof. New Tattoo really underscores how important Tommy Lee is to this band. Without his trademark pulsing drums the songs are listless and tired.

8. Generation Swine

I almost put this 9th because at least New Tattoo is cohesive, even if cohesively bad. Generation Swine suffered from trying to wedge Vince Neil back into the band for an album that was written for Corabi. GS chases the alternative trend and often fails badly. Afraid and Flush save this from last place.

7. Theatre of Pain

Just not a good album outside of Smokin in The Boys Room and Home Sweet Home, the band were at the height of their drug use and it shows.

6. Girls, Girls, Girls

Like ToP, this is a 2 song album with a lot of filler, though the filler here is an improvement. All In The Name of Rock is okay.

5. Saints of Los Angeles

This one gets a bit of a hit because they brought in outside writers to help them get their groove back, but what resulted was a much better album anyone could have expected out of Motley Crue in the late 2000’s. The first 5 or 6 are all good to very good Motley Crue songs.

4. Motley Crue

The overlooked 1994 self titled Corabi album is one of the strongest efforts in their catelog. Corabi was a major upgrade from Vince at least in terms of actual singing and songwriting ability. I think it would have done a lot better had they changed the name of the band for a mid-90’s mood that had a negative association with anything 80’s.

3. Shout At The Devil

On the heels of Quiet Riot’s breakthrough for the early 80’s metal scene, Motley Crue upped the ante with Shout at the Devil. Looks That Kill, Too Young To Fall In Love, and the Helter Skelter cover highlight an album that scared parents more than any before it.

2. Dr. Feelgood

Their first (and only?) sober album, 1989’s Dr. Feelgood marks the apex of the 80’s metal scene. There are 6 or 7 Motley Crue staples on Dr. Feelgood and only minimal filler. Bob Rock landed the Metallica black album gig based on his work here.

1. Too Fast For Love

Blistering from start to finish, Too Fast For Love is Motley Crue’s most focused and musically nuanced album. Tommy Lee and Mick Mars are at their absolute best. One of the most underrated albums of all time because the Motley Crue name is associated so closely with “hair metal” today, but this album is the Sex Pistols meet Black Sabbath.
This post was edited on 4/5/19 at 10:32 am
Posted by uscpuke
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Posted on 4/5/19 at 10:29 am to
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but this album is the Sex Pistols meet Black Sabbath.


Ok, Nikki Sixx
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
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Posted on 4/5/19 at 10:30 am to
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1. Too Fast For Love


Without a doubt. I little punk influence in there. It embraced the darker side rather than the softer, hair metal side.
Posted by MikeHoncho47
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Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:09 am to
1. Dr. Feelgood
2. Shout at the Devil
3. Too Fast for Love
4. Saints of Los Angeles
5. Motley Crue
6. Girls, Girls, Girls
7. Theatre of Pain
8. New Tattoo
9. Generation Swine

If SOLA included "If I Die Tomorrow," I'd almost put it in top 3.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
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Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:52 am to
I might would flip two and three but that is pretty subjective. No doubt though, Too Fast For Love was really good.
Posted by EGCROSS
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/5/19 at 1:20 pm to
1 Too fast
2 Shout

3 Girls


4 Theater


5 Feelgood


Don’t care
This post was edited on 4/5/19 at 1:24 pm
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
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Posted on 4/5/19 at 1:55 pm to
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4 Theater


No
Posted by 14&Counting
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Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 4/5/19 at 2:13 pm to
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Bob Rock landed the Metallica black album gig based on his work here.


Yep - Mettallica ripped off the sound
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 4/5/19 at 4:43 pm to
1. Too Fast for Love
2. Dr. Feelgood
3. Shout at the Devil
4. Motley Crue
5. Saints of Los Angeles
6. Girls, Girls, Girls
7. Theatre of Pain
8. Generation Swine
9. New Tattoo
This post was edited on 4/5/19 at 4:48 pm
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
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Posted on 4/5/19 at 5:53 pm to
That’s literally my list
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
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Posted on 4/5/19 at 6:11 pm to
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That’s literally my list


Great minds think alike?
Posted by Cdawg
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Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 4/5/19 at 6:33 pm to
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1 Too fast
2 Shout

3 Girls


4 Theater


5 Feelgood


Don’t care

1 Too fast
2 Shout

Don't care
Posted by 88Wildcat
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Member since Jul 2017
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Posted on 4/5/19 at 7:04 pm to
Next up we rank Rosie O'Donnell's movies and non-alcoholic beers.
Posted by Malefic Runt
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Posted on 4/5/19 at 7:48 pm to
1. A league of their own
2. Beautiful girls
3. Sleepless in Seattle


1. Ive never drank a near beer
2. Blue moon
3. Modelo
Posted by Del Devereaux
West Hollywood, CA
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 4/5/19 at 8:05 pm to
I highly respect your opinion. However, as a Crue fan since 1982, your ranking of TFFL is off base. Son, the grittiest, hardest, hungriest Crue album is frickin’ hands down Shout at the Devil. Too Fast for Love, although a beautiful and raw album was punk through and through, especially the original Leathur version. Dr. Feelgood was a polished Hair Metal masterpiece which the critics loved, but if you want vintage, kick arse, frick you, I’ll kick your arse with makeup on, Motley Crue.....Shout at the Devil is your album. Seconded by Girls Girls Girls with Wild Side leading the frickin’ pack.

“Gimme The Dirt,,,,,,,”
“Just Gimme The Dirt....”
“Just Gimme What I Want ‘til it Hurts...!”

Motley Crue.....an American phenomenon straight from the gritty streets of Hollywood.

Long live Sunset Strip Glam Metal....

Posted by Draconian Sanctions
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Posted on 4/5/19 at 8:16 pm to
Maybe, but you clearly didn’t read my list
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 4/5/19 at 8:52 pm to
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Maybe, but you clearly didn’t read my list


You're right, I didn't. I copied Honcho's list and arranged it to my liking. Purely coincidence it ended up the same as yours.
This post was edited on 4/5/19 at 8:54 pm
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 4/5/19 at 8:57 pm to
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Ranking Motley Crue’s studio albums
Posted by Twenty 49
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Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 4/5/19 at 9:34 pm to
Must admit to being a “greatest hits” type of Motley fan.

Used to listen to Shout and Theatre albums back in the day, but I don’t recall a single song from them other than the ones anyone would recognize,
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
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Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:19 pm to
Well at least go back and read why your order is correct
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