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MikeHoncho47
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Lyrics that make you laugh
Was getting ready for work when I heard Hank Williams Jr. - The American Way. Heard these lyrics and laughed so hard.

Some high society lady says
Is your horse outside?
No ma'am, he's between my legs
But you're too fat to ride

What are some lyrics that literally make you laugh out loud?


Mie2cents
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re: Lyrics that make you laugh
If you're the one leavin', why are my bags packed by the door? FOX MCKEITHEN
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JumpingTheShark
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Member since Nov 2012
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re: Lyrics that make you laugh
"So, I broke into the palace
With a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said, "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
I said, "That's nothing, you should hear me play piano"


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MountainTiger
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Member since Dec 2008
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re: Lyrics that make you laugh
In France by Frank Zappa

We're playin' in a tent
It's payin' the rent
If you pooch a civilian,
It's a major event
In France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France

The girls is all salty
The boys is all sweet
The food ain't too shabby,
An' they piss in the street
In France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France

They got the diseases
Like you ain't never seen
Got a mystery blow-job
Turn your peter green
In France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France

They got some coffee,
Eatin' right through the cup,
An' when they go ka-ka
They make you stand up
In France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France

If you're not careful,
It'll stick to your cheeks
You'll smell like a native
For a couple of weeks
In France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France

We can't wait
'Til we go back
It gets so exciting
When the poodles 'react'
In France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France

Never try to get yo' peter sucked
In France


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HempHead
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Appalachia
Member since Mar 2011
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re: Lyrics that make you laugh
Small town, bright lights
Saturday night
Pinballs and poolhalls
Flashing their lights
Making change behind a counter
In a penny arcade
Sat the fat girl daughter
Of Virginia and Ray
Lydia

Lydia hid her thoughts like a cat
Behind her small eyes, sunk deep in her fat
She read romance magazines up in her room
Felt just like Sunday, on Saturday afternoon


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Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
4867 posts

re: Lyrics that make you laugh
Well we got no class
And we got no principals
And we got no intelligence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes

-Alice Cooper

My hand's a five leaf clover
It's Psalm Sunday over and over

-Jellyfish


High C
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Member since Nov 2012
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re: Lyrics that make you laugh
Chances are that worm in his lap
Don't even know which fish it'd like to bite tonight
Aw, tonight tonight


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jumbo
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Nashville
Member since Dec 2011
3239 posts

re: Lyrics that make you laugh
Alt-J - Fitzpleasure

In your snatch fits pleasure, broom shaped pleasure.


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Marfa
Minnesota Fan
Member since Sep 2016
566 posts

re: Lyrics that make you laugh
The mix tape's got a little Hank, little Drake
A little something bumping, thump, thumping on the wheel ride
The mix in our drink's a little stronger than you think
So get a grip, take a sip of that feel right
The truck's jacked up, flat bills flipped back
Yeah you can find us where the party's at

This is how we roll
We hanging round singing out everything on the radio
We light it up with our hands up
This is how we roll
And this is how we do
We're burning down the night shooting bullets at the moon baby
This is how we roll

Yeah baby this is how we roll
We rollin' into town
With nothing else to do we take another lap around
Yeah holla at your boy if you need a ride
If you roll with me yeah you know we rollin' high
Up on and thirty seven needles, windows tinted hard to see though
How fresh my baby is in the shotgun seat oh
Them kisses are for me though, automatic like a free throw
This life I live it might not be for you but it's for me though
Let's roll!

This is how we roll
We hanging round singing out everything on the radio
We light it up with our hands up
This is how we roll
And this is how we do
When the world turns ugly I just turn and look at you baby
This is how we roll

Yeah we're proud to be young
We stick to our guns
We love who we love and we wanna have fun
Yeah we cuss on them Mondays
And pray on them Sundays
Pass it around and we dream about one day

This is how we roll
We hanging round singing out everything on the radio
We light it up with our hands up
This is how we roll
And this is how we ride
We slingin' up the mud, cuttin' through the countryside baby
This is how we roll

Yeah this is how we roll
This is how we roll
Yeah this is how we roll
This is how we do
We're burning down the night shooting bullets at the moon baby
This is how we roll
Yeah this is how we roll




MikeHoncho47
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Livingston Parish
Member since Aug 2016
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re: Lyrics that make you laugh


Well played.


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Large Farva
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New Orleans
Member since Jan 2013
4351 posts

re: Lyrics that make you laugh
The bad touch by the bloodhound gang


LSUbase13
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Charleston, SC
Member since Mar 2008
12295 posts

re: Lyrics that make you laugh
Conversion, software version 7.0
Looking at life through theeyes of a tire hub

Eating seeds as a pastime activity
The toxicity of our city, of our city


Spock's Eyebrow
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Member since May 2012
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re: Lyrics that make you laugh
He took little Suzie to the Junior Prom
Excitable boy, they all said
And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
After ten long years they let him out of the home
Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy


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S
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Member since Jan 2007
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re: Lyrics that make you laugh
You got it all wrong like women in tuxedos
They coming up shorter than 5 Danny DeVito's


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xgd
LSU Fan
Houston
Member since Nov 2010
368 posts

re: Lyrics that make you laugh
Ben Folds Five
"Song for the Dumped"

So you wanted
to take a break
Slow it down some and
have some space

Well frick you too
Give me my money back
Give me my money back
you bitch
I want my money back
(And don't forget to give
me back my black T-Shirt)

Wish I hadn't bought you
dinner
Right before you dumped me
on your front porch
Give me my money back
Give me my money back
You bitch
I want my money back
and don't forget

And don't forget.


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dnm3305
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Member since Feb 2009
11460 posts

re: Lyrics that make you laugh
"Just act your age mama! Not your shoe size!"


parrotdr
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re: Lyrics that make you laugh
To make up for the fight they go out for the night.
Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll seems like the easiest answer.
But a short nine months later, there's no way of concealing,
That permanent reminder of a temporary feeling.

Jimmy Buffett


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Ace Midnight
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Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
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re: Lyrics that make you laugh
Every time:


Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us

Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us

Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us

Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
People will be watching us

Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Hey do you think we could of done that better

(Lyrics by Paul McCartney)


TFTC
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Chicago, Il
Member since May 2010
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re: Lyrics that make you laugh
Anything by Jim Morrison..


Ace Midnight
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Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
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re: Lyrics that make you laugh
quote:

Anything by Jim Morrison..


Speaking of whom, I sometimes laugh at "The End" now - because the way Ray Manzarek describes Morrison's presentation of the lyrics to the band.

"Jim was a poet first and foremost, with an undeniably dark tone. So he has these lyrics, and it's like the most depressed person you've ever met, delivering the words line by line. 'This is the end, *SIGH*, my only friend, the end. *SIGH*' - and even Ray chuckled a little bit and said, "Like he was a parody of himself."
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