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Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
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Posted on 5/13/12 at 12:49 am to
The Reconquista - A comedy about a group of Mexicans who are convinced by the cartels to invade the United States. These idiots are really only a diversion to help the cartels smuggle in drugs by distracting the border agents, but the idiots think they're leading an invasion. Stars Cheech Martin as the Cartel Drug Lord and Gabriel Iglesias leads the New Mexican Army against Ron White's border patrol and Rob Cordrey's INS.
Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
Member since Feb 2006
38662 posts
Posted on 5/13/12 at 10:07 am to
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performance math


?
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72130 posts
Posted on 5/13/12 at 10:16 am to
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Mathefanatics


Chester lives in a world where performance math is the most popular form of entertainment, and he will stop at nothing in his quest to become the most revered mathematist in the industry.



MASS appeal
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11854 posts
Posted on 5/13/12 at 1:57 pm to
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MASS appeal


It's definitely a wtf movie. Way off mainstream.


I can't decide whether to write the novel or just a script
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 5/13/12 at 2:04 pm to
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my friend and I are working on a version of the Raven, but instead of a bird saying "Nevermore" he is haunted by the song "Blue Moon".




I made a short for a class project when we were talking about the Romantic Period. I invented a character called Romanticism Ron who had a time machine and went back to visit Edgar Allen Poe where he was the inspiration for all of Poe's stories by the way he acted around Poe.

When he left to go back to the future, Romanticism Ron warned Poe about staying away from dogs.
Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
Member since Feb 2006
38662 posts
Posted on 5/14/12 at 7:52 am to
I've always wanted to do a reteling of Arthur Gordon Pym. Such a great story.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108338 posts
Posted on 5/14/12 at 8:56 am to
Young FBI agent and former Texas College football star Name Withheld forms a shaky alliance with the 60 year old Sherrif of Cherokee County to investigate the dissappearance of a local high school girl.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35877 posts
Posted on 5/14/12 at 9:18 am to
I've been trying to come up with an idea that is based on the theme of "Something wicked this way comes."

I've always liked that idea and would love to do a story in the vein of that book and Needful Things.

Just haven't come up with a story I like enough yet. When I do, I'm definitely going to try and produce that story.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35877 posts
Posted on 5/14/12 at 2:43 pm to
Also, two more I'm tossing around:

1) An unemployed man decides to run for congress after watching cspan

2) An adventure film in the vein of Indiana Jones involving the Incan legend of Paititi - the lost city of gold.
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11854 posts
Posted on 5/15/12 at 7:46 pm to
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Mathefanatics


Chester lives in a world where performance math is the most popular form of entertainment, and he will stop at nothing in his quest to become the most revered mathematist in the industry.



After finishing a chapter, I'm gonna update my logline to this:


A rookie mathematics professor becomes an instant sensation on a university campus for his unique teaching style and causes math to "go viral."


Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 5/16/12 at 1:37 am to
I've just thought of a few film ideas that involve Native Americans. Aside from Apocalypto, there hasn't really been many films centered on Native Americans. Sure there are plenty of them that involve how Whitey views things, but not from the Natives point of view (and Dances with Wolves is still from Whitey's point of view). Here are a few concepts I've come up with.

1) The Trial of Tears through a 9 year old child's eye.

2) Have a film taking place in North America that has absolutely nothing to do with Westerners. Just paint a Native American War or something like that. Apocalypto came close, but the Westerners are still there at the end.

3) The Plague did not wipe out the Native Americans as it did in actual history (for those of you who don't know it wiped out 96% of people in North and South America). Have it take place in a modern day alternate history where Europeans failed to take over and tame America and see how things would be today.
This post was edited on 5/16/12 at 1:53 am
Posted by SCTmo
Des Moines
Member since Aug 2007
3019 posts
Posted on 5/16/12 at 7:53 am to
Thirty-something, divorced, and unemployed Matthew knows his life is worthless until he decides to auction off the rights to his death.
Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
Member since Feb 2006
38662 posts
Posted on 5/16/12 at 10:58 am to
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3) The Plague did not wipe out the Native Americans as it did in actual history (for those of you who don't know it wiped out 96% of people in North and South America). Have it take place in a modern day alternate history where Europeans failed to take over and tame America and see how things would be today.


Could be really fun.

Who's culture prevails. What happens with WW1....
This post was edited on 5/16/12 at 11:00 am
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11854 posts
Posted on 5/16/12 at 11:27 am to
A man who successfully faked his own death lives in a state of constant paranoia.



(i feel like this has been done before)
Posted by Globalx39
Where I live
Member since Jun 2006
804 posts
Posted on 5/16/12 at 11:33 am to
Pwned

A bipopic of an attorney named Jake and his adventures on the internets
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
70485 posts
Posted on 5/16/12 at 11:34 am to
The Coup

An American general disgusted by his floundering, overbearing government stages a military coup. Chaos erupts as Southern states see this as an opportunity to declare independence. America descends into a modern-day, GOT style conflict as powerful people, commoners turned revolutionaries, and politicians vie for power, to rule the most powerful country on Earth.
Posted by Globalx39
Where I live
Member since Jun 2006
804 posts
Posted on 5/16/12 at 11:37 am to
Away

A dramedy about four friends, all of whom are or about to become parents, and they all travel constantly for work.
Posted by Globalx39
Where I live
Member since Jun 2006
804 posts
Posted on 5/16/12 at 11:40 am to
Rampart

A Texas oil tycoon uses his wealth and influence to create a privately funded anti-terrorist organization (mercenary group) that takes the fight to the terrorist without any governmental oversight.
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11854 posts
Posted on 5/16/12 at 11:46 am to
Trippin' in Monte Carlo


After the sudden death of his longtime wife and high school sweatheart, a Nobel Prize winning economics professor takes a sabbatical to re-live his high school days.


ETA: starring Bill Murray or Steve Martin
This post was edited on 5/16/12 at 6:03 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 5/16/12 at 6:56 pm to
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Who's culture prevails. What happens with WW1....



Not sure yet. Came up with that one on the fly.
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