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re: Who you taking in this FB movie scenario: Forrest Gump vs Bobby Boucher

Posted on 8/18/22 at 1:56 pm to
Posted by TomBuchanan
East Egg, Long Island
Member since Jul 2019
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Posted on 8/18/22 at 1:56 pm to
Both loved their mama

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 8/18/22 at 4:23 pm to
The average speed of a thrown pass is about 60 mph; Forrest keeps pace with a ball thrown all the way until it's caught.

Forrest blows by Bobby. Boucher immediately decides water isn't quite as good as Dr. Pepper.
Posted by skrayper
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 8/18/22 at 4:24 pm to
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The highlight of Boucher’s team’s season is normally the Bourbon Bowl against another Louisiana team - implying a really low level bowl game


A game between a team that's 11-0 and one that's 10-1 is a "low level bowl game"?
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
68447 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 4:30 pm to
I took the Bourbon Bowl to be a stand-in for the Sugar Bowl, where the SEC Champion takes on another major conference champion. With the mud dogs having had an epic season, perhaps in a G5 conference or as a traditional doormat in a P5, they might have had an at-large BCS bid. Since, at the time, the BCS championship game rotated between the four major bowls (Fiesta, Rose, Orange, and Sugar), then it’s possible that with the Bourbon (stand-in for Sugar) not having the title game, they may have hosted the SEC Champ taking on an at-large team or another conference champ (the mud dogs) in a top 10 matchup.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
5673 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 4:37 pm to
Bobby Boucher would frick up that stupid SOB
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
38096 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 4:49 pm to
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If Bobby can catch Forest, he’s going down.


Pretty sure Bobby can catch Forrest, if Forrest even gets out of the backfield.

Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19504 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:17 pm to
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Free Bobby Billboards Galore!!!

They were also mad about the missed holding calls on the Bama oline

Screen caps incoming
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
104573 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:47 pm to
Bobby is fresher since he only showed up at halftime, giving him the advantage.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
15477 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 9:29 pm to
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Completely unbiased opinion, Gump

I’ll take Vicki all day over dad-banging, virus-slinging, druggie Jenny.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49097 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 12:52 am to
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Forest is pure speed.
for the early 1960s

Forrest didn't spend a lifetime running against trained Brothas.

Probably ran a 5.5 40
This post was edited on 8/19/22 at 1:46 am
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
6888 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 8:48 am to
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dad-banging, virus-slinging, druggie Jenny


Pretty messed up to hold that one against her.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 12:28 pm to
Just gotta remind Bobby that apparently Forrest prefers Dr Pepper over H2O and the fight is all but done.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
16696 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 1:15 pm to
The unstoppable force v the immovable object.
Posted by Leotiger725
Member since Jan 2021
850 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 2:06 pm to
I would give a year's salary to see this film
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