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What do you want to see in the Han Solo prequel film?

Posted on 12/6/17 at 3:18 pm
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 3:18 pm
Things I want to see:

-Jabba the Hutt
-Greedo, possibly showing them working a job together that goes bad, causing them to not like each other or just Greedo always hating Han, etc.
-Boba Fett
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 12/6/17 at 3:20 pm to
Han and his evil cousin Thracken tag teaming some Outer Rim skank
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47603 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 3:27 pm to
An X-rated lesbian scene with Kate Beckinsale and Scarlet Johansson
Posted by devils1854
Franklin
Member since Aug 2014
6348 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 3:32 pm to
boobs
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7313 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 3:48 pm to
I want Han to be a real rogue. The kind of guy who would shoot first in a fight and who would ditch a friend to save his arse.
I was really optimistic about this movie when it was first announced. Now I'm not sure. I would love to see a trailer, although that may not be until early 2018.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 3:56 pm to
Wookie sex.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 3:59 pm to
That kessel run
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18379 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 3:59 pm to
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I want Han to be a real rogue. The kind of guy who would shoot first in a fight and who would ditch a friend to save his arse.




Seriously.

Marvel did it right with The Punisher. He's fricking brutal and kills EVERYONE.

Han is supposed to be a bad boy hustler. Don't give me any emotions or compromises for the sake of others.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 12/6/17 at 4:00 pm to
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An X-rated lesbian scene with Kate Beckinsale and Scarlet Johansson






Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 4:00 pm to
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Han and his evil cousin Thracken tag teaming some Outer Rim skank



Who is a wookie.

Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 4:14 pm to
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That kessel run


That's for sure gonna be in it.
Posted by Indigold
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2013
1702 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 4:20 pm to
Red Letter Media did a really good video on this:

Rich and Mike Talk: Disney's Han Solo Terrible Movie Ideas
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6577 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 4:51 pm to
Billy Dee giving the eulogy at Hans funeral and then flash back to young Han to start the movie.

Won't happen, but OG Lando needs to be brought into the fold in these new movies.
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
6694 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:12 pm to
I want to see Jabba before he got morbidly obese and turned into a giant slug.

Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
7399 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:53 pm to
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Who is a wookie.
Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
2947 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:56 pm to
Someone explain what the hell a parsec is.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57305 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:58 pm to
It’d be a real twist of Han Solo dies at the end - so I kinda want to see that
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48736 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 6:43 pm to
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boobs
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 7:19 pm to
A parsec is a measurement of distance equal to about 3.26 lightyears. Here is the explanation of that famous quote though it may just be a retcon.

quote:

The Kessel Run was one of the most heavily used smuggling routes in the Galactic Empire.[4] Han Solo claimed that his Millennium Falcon "made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs". A parsec is a unit of distance, not time. Solo was not referring directly to his ship's speed when he made this claim. Instead, he was referring to the shorter route he was able to travel by skirting the nearby Maw black hole cluster, thus making the run in under the standard distance. By moving closer to the black holes, Solo managed to cut the distance down to about 11.5 parsecs.[source?] The smuggler BoShek actually beat Solo's record in his ship, Infinity, but without cargo to weigh him down. A few months later, Han Solo beat both his own and BoShek's records in a run he made with Luke Skywalker.[3]
Posted by KirkLazarus
Member since Aug 2017
3574 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 7:30 pm to
Some of these I expect to get and others I don't

1. Han Solo winning the Falcon off of Lando in a game of Sabaac
2. Jabba the Hutt
3. Solo running spice and/or the Kessel Run
4. Solo earning his life debt from Chewie
5. Solo's home planet, Corellia
6. Solo in the swoop bike race on Corellia that maimed Dengar, the bounty hunter.
7. Boba Fett

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