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re: We're really going to have to suspend our disbelief for this new Snow White flick...

Posted on 2/8/22 at 11:12 am to
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43376 posts
Posted on 2/8/22 at 11:12 am to
Snow Brown and the Seven Non-Binary Pansexual Otherkin

Posted by Warfarer
Dothan, AL
Member since May 2010
12132 posts
Posted on 2/8/22 at 12:01 pm to
I’m just not going to see it.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30100 posts
Posted on 2/8/22 at 12:45 pm to
shes not even pretty, much less beautiful

and since there are no more dwarfs will she have 7 white slaves? that would be the liberal dream
This post was edited on 2/8/22 at 1:06 pm
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24685 posts
Posted on 2/8/22 at 3:43 pm to
Her skin as white as dirty snow
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47647 posts
Posted on 2/8/22 at 4:03 pm to
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shes not even pretty


I mean...







Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
65147 posts
Posted on 2/8/22 at 4:18 pm to
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So....just like the last one?


Nah.

Queen Ravenna's motivations in Snow White and the Huntsman had nothing to do with competing beauty. In that film, Snow White's heart is what the evil queen was after because by eating it she would become immortal. I actually low-key liked Snow White and the Huntsman.
This post was edited on 2/8/22 at 4:19 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 2/8/22 at 4:21 pm to
Not watching anyways
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36087 posts
Posted on 2/8/22 at 4:29 pm to
We need an "almost attractive" actress to step forward and demand that hot women are no longer cast as the evil queen stepmother.

Looking at you Meryl Streep and Julia Roberts.
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11073 posts
Posted on 2/8/22 at 4:33 pm to
Cultural appropriation.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30218 posts
Posted on 2/8/22 at 4:35 pm to
Snow White gets more likes and clicks on social media, driving the evil stepmother insane with jealousy. Gotta update the story for modern audiences, y'all.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108851 posts
Posted on 2/8/22 at 4:49 pm to
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So....just like the last one?


Yeah, Charlize Theron is way way hotter than Kristen Stewart.
Posted by rebelrouser
Columbia, SC
Member since Feb 2013
10660 posts
Posted on 2/8/22 at 6:47 pm to
Nice tits, but she really isn't that good looking; certainly not beautiful. This is going to be terrible.
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
35899 posts
Posted on 2/8/22 at 8:03 pm to
She has the face of a dwarf, if that makes sense.

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A disproportionately large head, with a prominent forehead and a flattened bridge of the nose.
This post was edited on 2/8/22 at 8:09 pm
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