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Posted on 12/4/23 at 4:24 pm to HuskyPanda
Another fromThe Other Guys when they’re whisper fighting at the funeral and then he says, “Next time, me, you, library!”
So damn funny. And now my wife and I have a newborn, so when we’re whisper cheering for a football game or something, we always whisper yell that to each other
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So damn funny. And now my wife and I have a newborn, so when we’re whisper cheering for a football game or something, we always whisper yell that to each other
YouTube Link
This post was edited on 12/4/23 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 12/4/23 at 4:37 pm to Laugh More
From the MUCH underrated 1941
The two guys up on the ferris wheel are shooting at the sub out in the bay and it turns to fire back. The nerd guys yells "trapped like beavers!"
Kills me every time.
Also from that movie, and again, this is a much better movie than its given credit for:
Japanese soldier: [trying to squeeze a large radio into the sub] We've got to figure out how to make these things smaller!
Colonel "Madman" Maddox: Identify yourself!
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Captain Wild Bill Kelso, United States Army Air Corps. Where the hell am I?
Colonel "Madman" Maddox: Barstow. Where are you coming from?
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: San Francisco. Been chasing a Jap squadron for a day and a half. I lost 'em somewhere over Fresno.
Telephone Operator: I'm from Moline, Illinois.
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Tough shite.
Hollis P. Wood: Now, wait a minute General! I'm doin' the best I can. You've got to tell these guys that I got to have a little bit more privacy. Shoot, how in the hell do you expect a guy to take a bowel movement with a bunch of buffalo rifles a-pointin' at him? Shoot, I have enough problems just pissin' in a public restroom.
The two guys up on the ferris wheel are shooting at the sub out in the bay and it turns to fire back. The nerd guys yells "trapped like beavers!"
Kills me every time.
Also from that movie, and again, this is a much better movie than its given credit for:
Japanese soldier: [trying to squeeze a large radio into the sub] We've got to figure out how to make these things smaller!
Colonel "Madman" Maddox: Identify yourself!
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Captain Wild Bill Kelso, United States Army Air Corps. Where the hell am I?
Colonel "Madman" Maddox: Barstow. Where are you coming from?
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: San Francisco. Been chasing a Jap squadron for a day and a half. I lost 'em somewhere over Fresno.
Telephone Operator: I'm from Moline, Illinois.
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Tough shite.
Hollis P. Wood: Now, wait a minute General! I'm doin' the best I can. You've got to tell these guys that I got to have a little bit more privacy. Shoot, how in the hell do you expect a guy to take a bowel movement with a bunch of buffalo rifles a-pointin' at him? Shoot, I have enough problems just pissin' in a public restroom.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 7:00 pm to 9BREES9
Bricktop: in the quiet words of the Virgin Mary…..come again?
This post was edited on 12/4/23 at 7:06 pm
Posted on 12/4/23 at 7:10 pm to 9BREES9
Spies Like Us
When they land in the woods at night and are surrounded by the Ninja's.
Chevy pulls out his wallet and flashes a pic of his sister: This is my sister, I hear she's very good, you can all have her.
Dan grabs a small branch: You take one more step and I start swinging!
Chevy: You hear that? He's threatening you, lets get him!
Dan: For God's sake, show some balls.
Chevy: I think its too late to try to impress em.
When they land in the woods at night and are surrounded by the Ninja's.
Chevy pulls out his wallet and flashes a pic of his sister: This is my sister, I hear she's very good, you can all have her.
Dan grabs a small branch: You take one more step and I start swinging!
Chevy: You hear that? He's threatening you, lets get him!
Dan: For God's sake, show some balls.
Chevy: I think its too late to try to impress em.
This post was edited on 12/4/23 at 7:17 pm
Posted on 12/4/23 at 7:23 pm to 9BREES9
Next Friday:
Day-Day: "That ain't the worst part. She got a little sister named Baby D. This fat bitch get physical. Sell dope, do hair, and babysit out the same house. Police don't know where to kick the door in. I got a restraining order on her fat arse too"
Craig: "Wait you gotta restraining order on a little girl name Baby D?"
Day-Day: "You don't know Baby D. You don't know, that's why you looking at me. Cuz you don't know Baby D. Her fat arse be snoring don't even be asleep, just standing there [snore snore snore], got little cupcakes and shite, this fat bitch know about all them new snacks before they even hit the street, all the bootleg snacks, the Year 2000 snacks, yeah she gonna tell me the other day about [snore] cupcake got a new twinkie coming out [snore] it's a bad motherfricker [snore] when you bite into it cream filling shoot all into your mouth, glitter, fat bitch. Let me get ready to go to work, cuz I'm a playa [ninja], I'm a pimp and I don't got to deal with this shite"
Craig: "You got your shirt on backwards, player"
DayDay: "Players frick up."
Craig: "Snatch that shite off your head"
DayDay: "Don't worry about what I'm doing! Why aint you done nothing when the fat bitch jumped on me!"
Day-Day: "That ain't the worst part. She got a little sister named Baby D. This fat bitch get physical. Sell dope, do hair, and babysit out the same house. Police don't know where to kick the door in. I got a restraining order on her fat arse too"
Craig: "Wait you gotta restraining order on a little girl name Baby D?"
Day-Day: "You don't know Baby D. You don't know, that's why you looking at me. Cuz you don't know Baby D. Her fat arse be snoring don't even be asleep, just standing there [snore snore snore], got little cupcakes and shite, this fat bitch know about all them new snacks before they even hit the street, all the bootleg snacks, the Year 2000 snacks, yeah she gonna tell me the other day about [snore] cupcake got a new twinkie coming out [snore] it's a bad motherfricker [snore] when you bite into it cream filling shoot all into your mouth, glitter, fat bitch. Let me get ready to go to work, cuz I'm a playa [ninja], I'm a pimp and I don't got to deal with this shite"
Craig: "You got your shirt on backwards, player"
DayDay: "Players frick up."
Craig: "Snatch that shite off your head"
DayDay: "Don't worry about what I'm doing! Why aint you done nothing when the fat bitch jumped on me!"
Posted on 12/4/23 at 7:27 pm to 9BREES9
A little pee may have come out during punch drunk love when Barry is leaving Lena after their date and he says bye bye. Then walking down the hall he keeps repeating and bye bye, and bye bye.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 7:52 pm to TygerTyger
quote:
From the MUCH underrated 1941
Another one from Hollis Wood:
“Now you listen here, Mr. Heinie-kraut. I fought your kind in the Great War, and we kicked the living shite out of ya!”
This post was edited on 12/5/23 at 5:40 pm
Posted on 12/4/23 at 8:01 pm to 9BREES9
from Summer School
“nah, that guy who spend six weeks in the bathroom got a 94”
“nah, that guy who spend six weeks in the bathroom got a 94”
Posted on 12/4/23 at 8:15 pm to 9BREES9
From Just Friends.
Chris is talking to Clarke and Darla. In the background you hear Samantha yelling “Chris. Chris. Chriiiis. Chriiis.”
Chris shouts “I’M BUSY!!!”
Samantha responds “IM BUSY, YOU STUPID DICK!”
That gets me every time. There are so many quotable lines in that movie.
Chris is talking to Clarke and Darla. In the background you hear Samantha yelling “Chris. Chris. Chriiiis. Chriiis.”
Chris shouts “I’M BUSY!!!”
Samantha responds “IM BUSY, YOU STUPID DICK!”
That gets me every time. There are so many quotable lines in that movie.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:03 pm to jchamil
quote:This is the best Dudley line.
I like it when Bill Murray is in a therapy session with the kid trying to put shapes of certain colors together in a puzzle (I think):
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:25 pm to 9BREES9
“Find anything yet?”
“We ain’t found shite.”
—classic Spaceballs
“Somebody back East is asking ‘why don’t she write?’”
— Dances With Wolves
“We ain’t found shite.”
—classic Spaceballs
“Somebody back East is asking ‘why don’t she write?’”
— Dances With Wolves
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:47 pm to 9BREES9
"I've never seen that. I've never seen someone drive their garbage to the curb and then beat the hell out of it with a stick. I.... I've never seen that"
-The Burbs
-The Burbs
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:56 pm to 9BREES9
"100 girls I'd like to pork"
"It's a coffee table book"
"Chapter 1, Kathleen Turner"
....
"Chapter 4, the girl in the Taco commercial. Chapter 5: The woman in 4B."
"It's a coffee table book"
"Chapter 1, Kathleen Turner"
....
"Chapter 4, the girl in the Taco commercial. Chapter 5: The woman in 4B."
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:02 pm to deeprig9
Whats your name?
Beth Ryan
Beth Ryan?
Dont even think about it
Beth Ryan
Beth Ryan?
Dont even think about it
Posted on 12/4/23 at 10:10 pm to 9BREES9
What is she talking about??? - Gets me every time
Posted on 12/5/23 at 1:40 am to TheFonz
Posted on 12/5/23 at 2:05 am to SoFla Tideroller
Pond'd be good for you.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 7:03 am to TheFonz
quote:
“Now you listen here, Mr. Heinie-crap.
It's "Heinie-kraut" which is even funnier.
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