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re: Underrated movie quotes

Posted on 4/9/26 at 1:30 pm to
Posted by Hennigan
Member since Jan 2020
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Posted on 4/9/26 at 1:30 pm to
The trained mind does not need a watch. Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss.

You move like a pregnant yak
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10290 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 1:34 pm to
Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we’re not back by dawn… call the president.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
52373 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 1:51 pm to
220, 221 whatever it takes.
Posted by DR93Berlin
Member since Jul 2020
1639 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 2:11 pm to

NSFW. From an absolute classic.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19463 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 2:53 pm to
"Dillos showing a lot of respect for Tillman with quadruple coverage to the right"
-Rob Schneider as announcer in Necessary Roughness in the first game when a man goes in motion and basically the whole defense follows him

Basically of his lines in that movie are great.

"A 94-yard kickoff return for a touchdown could give the Colts a false sense of confidence going into the second minute of play."
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
35564 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

There’s Something About Mary


There might be a hundred underrated quotes in that movie. Try as I might, I can't no laugh my arse off at this scene:

quote:

Pat Healy: My real passion is my hobby.
Mary: Really, what's that?
Pat Healy: I work with retards.


..and he ends it by saying solemnly:

quote:

"Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going."
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38025 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 3:44 pm to
“Don’t you people have homes?”
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
75305 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 6:45 pm to
quote:


Hey Yankees….you can take your apology and your trophy and shove’em straight up your arse!


Is that Tanner from Bad News Bears?
Posted by moontigr
Dark Side of the Moon
Member since Nov 2020
7556 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 7:44 pm to
"We all have it coming, Kid."

"Deserve's got nothing to do with it."




This post was edited on 4/11/26 at 11:07 pm
Posted by moontigr
Dark Side of the Moon
Member since Nov 2020
7556 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 7:52 pm to
quote:

“You can’t stop what’s comin. It ain’t all waitin on you. That’s vanity.”



Love that one.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115220 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 8:00 pm to
Andrew Woolridge: Do you know how to do the Heimlich maneuver?
Head Waiter: Why, certainly, sir.
Andrew Woolridge: I'll have the trout.

Nothing In Common
This post was edited on 4/9/26 at 8:13 pm
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
70490 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 8:21 pm to
“It ain’t about how hard you hit, it’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward, how much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done”
This post was edited on 4/9/26 at 8:22 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
75305 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 8:35 pm to
"Don't get that sauce on me, I don't like the way it tastes with my chicken wings"
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
75305 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 8:48 pm to
"Do you mind if I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo."
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
10248 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 9:50 pm to
"You cock-juggling thundercunt!" - Hannibal King to Danica Talos, Blade III
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
35357 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 11:10 pm to
Don’t know if they’re underrated, but I’ve considered Army of Darkness one of the most quotable movies ever.

“Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.”

“This is my BOOMSTICK.”

“Baby, you got REAL ugly.”
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
10907 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 2:18 am to
Say it isnt so has more than a few.

Streak: You got any naked pictures of your sister?[chuckling]
Gilbert Noble: Of course not.
Streak: Wanna buy some?

Dig McCaffrey: Well, ship my arse to big Red China. They want the white boy.

Mr. Murphy: Oh me and my wife had a great sex life, we used to have sex once a week, but then she died... then it was 3 or 4 times a week

Larry Falwell: I mean this is the kinda think that makes a man wanta bludgeon his family and go on a three-day drunk.

Gilbert Noble: That's pretty serious talk, Larry. Maybe you should be speaking to a professional about these things.

Larry Falwell: You mean a hit man? Now, that's the easiest way to get caught. Unless you did it?

Gilbert Noble: I was talking about a shrink,

Larry.Larry Falwell: Get real... that's for crazy people.

Dig McCaffrey: Jack Mitchelson got millions from his daddy. He's what we call a multi-millionaire. And in my experience, women like dead presidents more than broke boyfriends. No romance without finance, daddy.



Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
77464 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 7:36 am to
quote:

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
Posted by Emteein
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
4003 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 7:46 am to
“I’m tire of this, Grandpa”

“That’s too damn bad!”

We quote this at work daily, so maybe not underrated.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19463 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 8:49 am to
TV show but hilarious quote I heard last night:

"I'm being sued by 3 nannies right now. One of them for no reason"
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