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Top Gun nitpick
Posted on 11/8/11 at 9:23 am
Posted on 11/8/11 at 9:23 am
So arguably the greatest movie of all time was on last night on AMC, and I caught parts of it, and I got to thinking...
When Wolfman makes that phone call to someone to tell them that Maverick quit, I assume we are to assume it was to Charlie? In the next scene, she confronts him at the diner about it. But that phone call scene looks so out of place, almost like the rest of the scene was deleted or something like that.
Two things bother me about that. One, Wolfman ratting out Maverick. Why the frick do you care, Wolfman? Back the frick off.
And two, Charlie is sitting there bitching at Mav for leaving, and also not saying goodbye. Then she gives him an earfull of shite about it. Hey, Charlie, dude's BEST FRIEND just died, and he feels partly responsible for it. Cut him some fricking slack. Besides, if he wanted your help...REALLY...he would've asked for it. Back the frick off. And don't get me started on craving the peen but trying to embarass Mav in front of the whole Top Gun class, and then giving him shite about you falling for him. That shite does not compute, bitch.
And just for good measure...I am dangerous:
When Wolfman makes that phone call to someone to tell them that Maverick quit, I assume we are to assume it was to Charlie? In the next scene, she confronts him at the diner about it. But that phone call scene looks so out of place, almost like the rest of the scene was deleted or something like that.
Two things bother me about that. One, Wolfman ratting out Maverick. Why the frick do you care, Wolfman? Back the frick off.
And two, Charlie is sitting there bitching at Mav for leaving, and also not saying goodbye. Then she gives him an earfull of shite about it. Hey, Charlie, dude's BEST FRIEND just died, and he feels partly responsible for it. Cut him some fricking slack. Besides, if he wanted your help...REALLY...he would've asked for it. Back the frick off. And don't get me started on craving the peen but trying to embarass Mav in front of the whole Top Gun class, and then giving him shite about you falling for him. That shite does not compute, bitch.
And just for good measure...I am dangerous:
Posted on 11/8/11 at 9:25 am to CocomoLSU
I've always hated Charlie. Even at 9 years old.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 9:29 am to Sophandros
quote:
Greatest chickflick ever.
You better go ahead and watch your whore mouth.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 9:34 am to CocomoLSU
You must love homo erotica, to.
Top Gun is a thinly veiled chick flick.
Top Gun is a thinly veiled chick flick.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 9:35 am to Sophandros
quote:
Greatest gay lover story ever
FIFY
Posted on 11/8/11 at 9:37 am to Patrick O Rly
Yes. Birdcage was manlier than this movie.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 9:38 am to CocomoLSU
quote:
When Wolfman makes that phone call to someone to tell them that Maverick quit, I assume we are to assume it was to Charlie? I
Made me think she was sleeping with him too. Why else would he casually call her like that?
Posted on 11/8/11 at 9:50 am to CocomoLSU
I've always wondered that same thing myself.
The line that really pisses me off, "you didnt learn a damn thing, did you?"
what
the
frick?
oh hey, my best friend died in a horrific flight accident, and I'm thinking of reassessing my priorities and dropping out of this specialized flight training school. Guess that means I'm a huge fricking pussy even though I risk my life for my country flying jets
The line that really pisses me off, "you didnt learn a damn thing, did you?"
what
the
frick?
oh hey, my best friend died in a horrific flight accident, and I'm thinking of reassessing my priorities and dropping out of this specialized flight training school. Guess that means I'm a huge fricking pussy even though I risk my life for my country flying jets
Posted on 11/8/11 at 10:04 am to CocomoLSU
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One, Wolfman ratting out Maverick. Why the frick do you care, Wolfman? Back the frick off.
Wolf was looking out for Mav. He didn't want to see him quit like that.
quote:
That shite does not compute, bitch.
I never liked Charlie, but she was right about one thing in her bitch fest...Mav would not be happy if he wasn't doing mach 2 w/ his hair on fire. That part is right.
Could they have cast her part any worse, btw? ugh.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 10:06 am to Pilot Tiger
Not to mention he's going to have to go back in the air with fricking Tim Robbins replacing Goose. I'd have quit too. Notice he completely fricking ignores everything Robbins says.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 10:26 am to Sophandros
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You must love homo erotica, to.
If liking top gun means you like homo erotica stuff just call me clay Aiken from now on.
In fact, I wear wranglers every time I go to walmart. Soon as I walk in I make a b line to the sporting goods department, crack open a volley ball net package open, set it up in the isle, snag a volleyball from the basket, drop my shirt, oil up, do a couple lat flares just for good measure, and start working on my serve. Lit traly every time. I've been banned from 24 different walmarts to date.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 10:33 am to CajunFootball
Mav was being a pussy, it was what he needed to hear.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 10:36 am to iwyLSUiwy
quote:
do a couple luv handle jiggles just for good measure
quote:That's because not all the little kids want to play volleyball with you.
I've been banned from 24 different walmarts to date.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 10:38 am to alajones
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That's because not all the little kids want to play volleyball with you.
Well that's why I carry a bunch of tootsie rolls in my wrangler pockets. Even let them grab as many as they want.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 10:39 am to CocomoLSU
THAT'S what bothered you???
How about the fact that the "MIG" was actually a American Northrop F-5?? Never got past that.
How about the fact that the "MIG" was actually a American Northrop F-5?? Never got past that.
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