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re: The OFFICIAL Rogue One: A Star Wars Story ***SPOILERS*** Thread

Posted on 12/19/16 at 2:38 pm to
Posted by saintsfan92612
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Posted on 12/19/16 at 2:38 pm to
maybe we get to see him make the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs as the climax
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
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Posted on 12/19/16 at 2:39 pm to
Fast and the Furious: Kessel Run
Posted by FreddieMac
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Posted on 12/19/16 at 2:44 pm to
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RedLetterMedia's review

Also Rich Evans laugh cures cancer.


Ah the cool nerds in the room. There are always people who will rag on whatever is done. Thought the movie was pretty good considering the limitation they needed to work through.
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 12/19/16 at 2:45 pm to
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edLetterMedia's review
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Man these guys really get up their own asses with the contrarian shite. I swear they wait to see what the RT score is and then go the opposite, because it shows they're smart and know movies. The plinket reviews were good but I think I'm done with this channel, it's just gotten to sound like a bunch of college aged kids trying to sound intelligent.

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Rich Evans 


Ugh, that guy has got the most grating voice, personality, opinions and appearance.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 12/19/16 at 2:48 pm to
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Ugh, that guy has got the most grating voice, personality, opinions and appearance.


How dare you. That man is a national treasure.

But yeah, I don't find myself agreeing with Rich all that much either, but his observations are still hilarious.
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 12/19/16 at 2:50 pm to
And the shitty part is they do a show on video games where it's him and Jack. Jack is great and usually has interesting things to say but I can't suffer through the Rich Evans thinking he's funny portions. Ugh...
Posted by RedPants
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Posted on 12/19/16 at 2:52 pm to
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Nobody needs to see Vader ripping limbs off in a Star Wars movie


I find your opinion disturbing.
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 12/19/16 at 2:53 pm to
Not to harp on this too much, but it seems like Rich just looked at Mike and said "people like him and think he's funny, if I try to be him then people will like me too".

Every single thing he says or mannerism he exudes seems like a shitty impression of Mike. He's hard to watch cause I feel sorry for him and want to punch him in the face at the same time.
Posted by SEClint
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Posted on 12/19/16 at 2:57 pm to
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I really just don't know what they would do for a Han movie. I have no doubt a good one could get made, but it just seems like it would be a Transporter movie in space 


The meeting of chewy and why he owes a life debt, trouble with the Hutt, other random bounty hunters/scum, many random women, acquiring the falcon...could be epic imo lol
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 12/19/16 at 2:58 pm to
My .02 cents:

- This movie puts the War in Star Wars. Love the way they showed that the rebellion was down for some black ops too.

- When I saw Star Wars as a kid, Vader was scary. As an adult I lost that fear. This movie made Vader scary again.

- Love that exactly zero effort was made to give any of the main cast members a happy ending.

The Forbes review nailed it when they said "It was not necessary to make this film and tell this story, but it’s so well done that by the end it feels necessary."
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 12/19/16 at 2:58 pm to
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And the shitty part is they do a show on video games where it's him and Jack. Jack is great and usually has interesting things to say but I can't suffer through the Rich Evans thinking he's funny portions. Ugh...


Which is why he isn't usually allowed on Half in the Bag unless it's comic book or Star Wars related (and of course being scripted as Plinkett). He'll try to highjack the review at any given point. He once did that from behind the camera by placing an inappropriate joke in the middle of it, and Mike went off on him saying it's reasons like this he's not allowed to review on their show.

It's good for Best of the Worst when they're only reviewing pure shite (for the most part), but he doesn't have any real insight on narrative and filmmaking as a whole. He's only good for throwing shite at the screen, which isn't good if they are reviewing half way decent movies.
This post was edited on 12/19/16 at 3:03 pm
Posted by owlbot
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Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 12/19/16 at 3:06 pm to
I loved this movie... the unapologetically dark/gritty story and tone; the seamless tie in to ANH; and as others have said, Darth Vader... chills.

I thought the score & CGI were just fine but I'm admittedly not as nitpicky about that kind of thing
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 12/19/16 at 3:13 pm to
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RedLetterMedia's review

Also Rich Evans laugh cures cancer

Wow. Those guys are terrible.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 3:19 pm to
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Wow. Those guys are terrible.


They made some pretty viral videos with comical (and insightful) reviews of the prequels. Since then they just bitch about lack of originality in Hollywood and vaguely allude to their film-making experience. Near as i can tell from the wiki page, they got film degrees from community college and worked on a few commercials then declared themselves experts.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 12/19/16 at 3:34 pm to
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I do. I want an R rated star wars anthology.
That's ridiculous. It doesn't have to be R rated to be good. Plus, it would alienate a massive percentage of potential viewers.
Posted by south bama tiger
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 12/19/16 at 3:34 pm to
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The Forbes review nailed it when they said "It was not necessary to make this film and tell this story, but the last 25 minutes are well done that by the end it feels necessary."


FIFY


This movie was the weakest non-prequel if you take out Vader's long sought after screen time.
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 12/19/16 at 3:35 pm to
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This movie was the weakest non-prequel if you take out Vader's long sought after screen time.

You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by south bama tiger
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 12/19/16 at 3:40 pm to
Just calling it like I see it. The lack of memorable characters and other shortcomings have already been stated in this thread so I won't rehash but it's an average movie that drags on unto a worthwhile, nostalgic payoff
This post was edited on 12/19/16 at 3:41 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 4:11 pm to
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That's ridiculous. It doesn't have to be R rated to be good. Plus, it would alienate a massive percentage of potential viewers.


And still be successful.
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
7233 posts
Posted on 12/19/16 at 4:30 pm to
Just got back from it. Second half was amazing. I even shed a tear at the end. The first half was pretty boring. I actually fell asleep when the guy was suppose to assassinate the girls dad. I jumped up when they shot the people he was with. After that I was awake the whole time. Reminded me of a good old fashioned war movie. Big Red One.
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