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The new Robin Hood holy sh-t..."modern" period pieces

Posted on 2/22/19 at 8:08 pm
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 8:08 pm
why do people make "modern" period pieces like this?

how many drugs do you have to smoke to go through this process and think "oh man this won't be totally shitty"?

from the overly kinetic cameras to the modern (yet disguised) tech, they're all the same. hell this one even had modern costumes

i mean seriously look at this shite





one of the first scenes in this movie has a bunch of Crusaders engaging in modern combat formations and using their bows like drawn firearms



Posted by spacewrangler
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 8:36 pm to
Is that 511 tactical pants and shirt he is wearing? Lulz
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 8:41 pm to
yes they made the guys in the crusades wear tactical tops


Posted by TigerWerm
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 8:45 pm to
Agreed. The King Arthur one with Charlie Hunnam was insanely awful too.
Posted by partywiththelombardi
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 8:47 pm to
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one of the first scenes in this movie has a bunch of Crusaders engaging in modern combat formations and using their bows like drawn firearms
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 8:48 pm to
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The King Arthur one with Charlie Hunnam was insanely awful too.


i didn't see that one. was it also "modern"?

i know guy ritchie directed it so i'm sure the camera was kinetic
Posted by wildtigercat93
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 8:51 pm to



Never forget this is from a Romeo and Juliet movie
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 8:52 pm to
Romeo + Juliet is great

it's not the same thing. that is just transplanting the play onto a modern setting

Robin Hood is set in the past but the past itself is modernized, hence "modern period piece"
Posted by wildtigercat93
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 8:53 pm to
I know the thread just triggered my memory of watching that movie
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 8:55 pm to
my brother owned both soundtracks to that movie
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 9:02 pm to
I enjoyed the Guy Ritchie King Arthur, for the most part. I also had low expectations.
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 9:03 pm to
The soldier over his right shoulder appears to be holding a gun of some sort
Posted by partywiththelombardi
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 9:04 pm to
from someone who has actually taken marksmanship training for both pistols and rifles...this photo really triggers me
Posted by PawnMaster
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 9:08 pm to
I was coming here to post this. Just finished it and it was so bad. Among all the things you said, it was just lazy writing. Which sucks bc it could have been good.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 9:08 pm to
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The soldier over his right shoulder appears to be holding a gun of some sort

their crossbows
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 9:09 pm to
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bc it could have been good.

how many Affliction shirts have you owned in you life, baw?
Posted by partywiththelombardi
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 9:09 pm to
assault crossbows
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 9:11 pm to


the movie with the OG assault crossbow
Posted by Purple Spoon
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 9:15 pm to
Romeo+Juliet is a cool arse movie imo
Posted by saintsfan22
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 9:17 pm to
Speaking of, it's about time for another new crappy Three Musketeers to get greenlit.
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