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Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:53 am to shinerfan
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:56 am to Ted2010
Remember kid, there's heroes and legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die. Follow your heart kid and you'll never go wrong.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 12:03 pm to Stud Bud
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 12:13 pm to Ted2010
"Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full."
"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."
"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."
Posted on 12/12/15 at 12:16 pm to Ted2010
Dennis Hopper says it to Christopher Walkin in True Romance.
If you haven't seen it you're missing out.
If you haven't seen it you're missing out.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 12:17 pm to LSUstudent4life
frick you, frick you, and frick you. Who's next?
Joe Lewis was 137 years old when he fought rocky Marceono.
He whipped Joe Lewis arse tho
Joe Lewis was 137 years old when he fought rocky Marceono.
He whipped Joe Lewis arse tho
Posted on 12/12/15 at 12:21 pm to Jobin
Badges, we don't need no stinking badges-Blazing Saddles
Lighten up France's-Stripes
I don't know if I need to shite, or wind my watch. I guess I'll just shite on my watch.-?
Lighten up France's-Stripes
I don't know if I need to shite, or wind my watch. I guess I'll just shite on my watch.-?
Posted on 12/12/15 at 12:25 pm to Ted2010
"Did someone say...dick sickle?"
Posted on 12/12/15 at 12:30 pm to Ted2010
TV movie, but should be given an exception
A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough
.....you're the kind of man it's a pleasure to hang. If all you can talk is guff, you can talk it to the Devil.
A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough
.....you're the kind of man it's a pleasure to hang. If all you can talk is guff, you can talk it to the Devil.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 12:32 pm to kingbob
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Posted on 12/12/15 at 12:37 pm to DonChowder
I'm sorry I started a fight in the middle of your Black Panther Party.
I will bash your face into a windshield, and then take your mother, Delores Mantooth, out to a nice steak dinner and never call her again!
I will bash your face into a windshield, and then take your mother, Delores Mantooth, out to a nice steak dinner and never call her again!
Posted on 12/12/15 at 1:11 pm to Ted2010
My personal favorite is:
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fricked with? That's me.
-Gran Torino
But a couple I have not seen yet would be...
"you mind if we dance with your dates?"
-Animal House
"Its only a flesh wound"
-Monty Pyton and the Holy Grail
I had to edit this because I see it was posted
"You got a panty on your head"
-Raising Arizona
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fricked with? That's me.
-Gran Torino
But a couple I have not seen yet would be...
"you mind if we dance with your dates?"
-Animal House
"Its only a flesh wound"
-Monty Pyton and the Holy Grail
I had to edit this because I see it was posted
"You got a panty on your head"
-Raising Arizona
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 12/12/15 at 1:23 pm to Thorny
A man that won't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough.
How's it with stains?
How's it with stains?
Posted on 12/12/15 at 1:57 pm to BourbonSocietyBR
"The Lord tells me He can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fricked hahaha"
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 1:59 pm
Posted on 12/12/15 at 2:28 pm to Leadhead
quote:
TV movie, but should be given an exception
A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough
.....you're the kind of man it's a pleasure to hang. If all you can talk is guff, you can talk it to the Devil.
But the greatest of all:
"I can't stand rudeness in a mam. I won't tolerate it."
Posted on 12/12/15 at 2:29 pm to Ted2010
You kidding? I am queens Boulevard
Posted on 12/12/15 at 2:41 pm to Ted2010
In the spirit of Christmas...
"Why don't you wish in one hand, and shite in the other. See which one fills up first." Bad Santa
"Why don't you wish in one hand, and shite in the other. See which one fills up first." Bad Santa
Posted on 12/12/15 at 2:46 pm to Ted2010
"What we have here is a failure to communicate"
Posted on 12/12/15 at 3:05 pm to VernonPLSUfan
quote:
Badges, we don't need no stinking badges
This line was first used in the 1948 classic, Treasure of the Sierra Madre. But Mel Brooks was such a comedic genius, we have to give him a pass on this one.
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