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Posted on 12/12/15 at 5:59 pm to troyt37
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself
GWH
GWH
Posted on 12/12/15 at 6:03 pm to Ted2010
go ahead, make my day
what we have here is a failure to communicate
frankly my dear, i don't give a damn
what we have here is a failure to communicate
frankly my dear, i don't give a damn
Posted on 12/12/15 at 6:04 pm to Ted2010
To me you're nothing but dog shite. You understand? A lot of things can happen to dog shite. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground, it can dry up and blow away in the wind, or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice, and be careful where the dog shits ya. Dirty Harry
Posted on 12/12/15 at 6:06 pm to Ted2010
I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
Posted on 12/12/15 at 6:06 pm to Ted2010
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the Lamentations of their women!"
Posted on 12/12/15 at 6:20 pm to Ted2010
Slitting a girls throat is like a warm knife through butter.
Commando aka Goat movie
Commando aka Goat movie
Posted on 12/12/15 at 6:56 pm to LSUFrosty
quote:
With all due respect sir, you're beginning to bore the hell out of me.
quote:
Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning.
Clint Eastwood - Heartbreak Ridge.
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 6:59 pm
Posted on 12/12/15 at 7:11 pm to Ted2010
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:19 pm to JohnnyT
Me so horny. Me love you long time.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:19 pm to JohnnyT
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ****, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your arse.
Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his arse. Five long years, he wore this watch up his arse. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my arse for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Jeremy: [sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that arse-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your arse sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his arse. Five long years, he wore this watch up his arse. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my arse for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Jeremy: [sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that arse-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your arse sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:08 pm to Ted2010
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. - Blade Runner
A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece. - Man on Fire
All I did was I parked the car on a nice lonely road, I looked at her, and I said frick or fight. -
Diner
I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill your whole family. -Diner
When you're dating, everything is talking about sex. Where can we do it? Why can't we do it? Are you parents gonna be out so we can do it? Everything is always talkin about getting sex, and then planning the wedding, all the details. But then, when you get married... it's crazy, i dunno. You can get it whenever you want it. You wake up in the morning and she's there. You come home from work and she's there. So all that sex planning talk is over with. And so is the wedding planning talk cause you're already married. So... ya know I can come down here and we can bullshite the entire night away but I cannot hold a 5 minute conversation with Beth. I mean it's not her fault, I'm not blaming her, she's great... It's just, we got nothing to talk about... But it's good, it's good - Diner (a very quotable movie
)
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: Your dick tastes like shite. - 40 Year Old Virgin
Coen Brothers
You must pay for everything in this world, one way and another. There is nothing free except the grace of God. - True Grit 2010
Llewyn Davis: In my experience, the world's divided into two kinds of people. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people...
Jean: And losers?
(Raising Arizona)
Evelle: [about the balloons he just bought] These blow up into funny shapes and all?
Grocer: Well no... unless round is funny.
H.I.: Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it. - Fargo
A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece. - Man on Fire
All I did was I parked the car on a nice lonely road, I looked at her, and I said frick or fight. -
Diner
I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill your whole family. -Diner
When you're dating, everything is talking about sex. Where can we do it? Why can't we do it? Are you parents gonna be out so we can do it? Everything is always talkin about getting sex, and then planning the wedding, all the details. But then, when you get married... it's crazy, i dunno. You can get it whenever you want it. You wake up in the morning and she's there. You come home from work and she's there. So all that sex planning talk is over with. And so is the wedding planning talk cause you're already married. So... ya know I can come down here and we can bullshite the entire night away but I cannot hold a 5 minute conversation with Beth. I mean it's not her fault, I'm not blaming her, she's great... It's just, we got nothing to talk about... But it's good, it's good - Diner (a very quotable movie
) David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: Your dick tastes like shite. - 40 Year Old Virgin
Coen Brothers
You must pay for everything in this world, one way and another. There is nothing free except the grace of God. - True Grit 2010
Llewyn Davis: In my experience, the world's divided into two kinds of people. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people...
Jean: And losers?
(Raising Arizona)
Evelle: [about the balloons he just bought] These blow up into funny shapes and all?
Grocer: Well no... unless round is funny.
H.I.: Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it. - Fargo
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:22 pm to Ted2010
"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody walked over your grave"
First of all you’re going to have to grease the local politicians for the sudden zoning problems that always come up. Then there’s the kickbacks to the carpenters, and if you plan on using any cement in this building I’m sure the teamsters would like to have a little chat with ya, and that’ll cost ya. Oh and don’t forget a little something for the building inspectors. Then there’s long term costs such as waste disposal. I don’t know if you’re familiar with who runs that business but I assure you it’s not the boyscouts.
First of all you’re going to have to grease the local politicians for the sudden zoning problems that always come up. Then there’s the kickbacks to the carpenters, and if you plan on using any cement in this building I’m sure the teamsters would like to have a little chat with ya, and that’ll cost ya. Oh and don’t forget a little something for the building inspectors. Then there’s long term costs such as waste disposal. I don’t know if you’re familiar with who runs that business but I assure you it’s not the boyscouts.
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 11:23 pm
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:38 pm to Ted2010
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"Shitter was full."
FIFY. If you're going to claim a line, get it correct.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:52 pm to RogerTheShrubber
"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 11:56 pm
Posted on 12/13/15 at 12:07 am to flvelo12
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Diner (a very quotable movie )
"Fenwick's in the manger."
I thought about that recently with all the nativity scenes in my hood.
Smile of the week! Posted on 12/13/15 at 12:27 am to Spock's Eyebrow
"Custer was a pussy...you ain't"
"I eat pieces of shite like you for breakfast"
"I eat pieces of shite like you for breakfast"
This post was edited on 12/13/15 at 12:32 am
Posted on 12/13/15 at 12:27 am to Ted2010
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfricker."
Posted on 12/13/15 at 12:40 am to Ted2010
Posted on 12/13/15 at 4:57 am to Ted2010
Damn! Somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy.
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