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re: The best line in movie history.

Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:37 am to
Posted by Stud Bud
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Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:37 am to
"Bond.



James Bond"
Posted by Mahootney
Lovin' My German Footprint
Member since Sep 2008
12156 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:40 am to
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Good line from a good movie. I bet many on the OT never saw it.
Quigley down under, Roy.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:46 am to
"It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's arse at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in."
Posted by LSUFrosty
Member since Jan 2012
1861 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:47 am to
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

quote:

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, didn't you?
Posted by POONHOUND
Member since Nov 2010
1505 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:54 am to
" this is beautiful, what is that, velvet?"
Posted by Teton Tiger
Somewhere between here and there.
Member since Mar 2005
3036 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:55 am to
"Where the white women at"
Same movie "The sheriff is a .."
Posted by logjamming
Member since Feb 2014
8313 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:03 am to
"Do you like Phil Collins?"
Posted by TigerBR1111
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
8616 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:03 am to
" one in a million " " so you're telling me there's a chance" " I hear ya"
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 10:07 am
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
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Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:07 am to
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Yippee ki-yay mother fricker




Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40880 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:07 am to
Freeze? I'm a robot. I'm not a refrigerator.

It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 10:10 am
Posted by OleSkuleTgr
Member since Jun 2013
260 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:10 am to
"Kill anybody today Curley?"
"Day aint over yet"


Another Billy Crystal movie..."I'll have what she's having"
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 10:12 am
Posted by Mahootney
Lovin' My German Footprint
Member since Sep 2008
12156 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:20 am to
"You some kind of doomsday machine, boy? Well, we got a cage big enough for an animal like you. SECRET AGENT? On whose side?"
-Sgt JW Pepper... And that's him speaking, by the by.

"Hello clarice."

"I ate his liver with fava beans and a good Chianti."

"Do you like apples? Well I got her number. How do you like dem apples?"

"I want to play a game...."

"Why so serious?"

"And here we go..."

"Here's lookin at you kid."
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:44 am to
"That's a fine looking coat you have on " -Marv
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11854 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:45 am to
Heeeeeeere's JOHNNY!
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15405 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:48 am to
That's just like your opinion, man
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
44412 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:08 am to
One of my favorite scenes of Christopher Walken:

The Man With The Plan (Christopher Walken): "You into that yet? Bitin' pillow? You will. It's a liberal thing. One day you're saving the rain forest, the next, you're chuggin' cock, am I wrong? I'm arse-fixed to this chair, I'm tired. I'm old. I shite in a bag, I piss in another. I got a nurse. Call the nurse......She's a 10, Jimmy. She's a planet unto herself. She can't nurse worth shite but, I keep her on 'cause, although I can't feel it, I know I have erections in her presence. Understand?.........Bernard, my son, he's all that's left of my Cynthia, and he's crazy as a shithouse rat. The other day, they catch him in the elementary school playground grabbin' itty bitty titty."

Easy Wind (Bill Nunn), complaining about working with Critical Bill: "A fecal freak, a brown boy! A frickin' dookie taster!"

"Fecal Freak."

"Give it a name."

"Boat drinks."

In terms of lingo? No better movie than "Things to do in Denver when your dead."

ETA: totally forgot Steve Buschemi was in this movie:


Mr. Shhh (Steve Buscemi): "A choice. You could tell me where Earl Denton is. Or you could tell it to the worms."

This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 11:10 am
Posted by cssamerican
Member since Mar 2011
8218 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:08 am to
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10262 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:33 am to
There's only two things that come out of Oklahoma. Steers and queers.


Max, why would I ever leave here? I have everything I need.
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 11:34 am
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:34 am to
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Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

quote:

Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him.
Posted by tigerjunior
Member since Aug 2009
2353 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:36 am to
"frick you, frick you, frick you, you cool, peace I'm out!! "

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