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re: The best line in movie history.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:37 am to Kraut Dawg
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:37 am to Kraut Dawg
"Bond.
James Bond"
James Bond"
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:40 am to Hangit
quote:Quigley down under, Roy.
Good line from a good movie. I bet many on the OT never saw it.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:46 am to Mahootney
"It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's arse at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in."
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:47 am to Mahootney
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
quote:
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, didn't you?
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:54 am to LSUFrosty
" this is beautiful, what is that, velvet?"
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:55 am to Ted2010
"Where the white women at"
Same movie "The sheriff is a .."
Same movie "The sheriff is a .."
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:03 am to Ted2010
"Do you like Phil Collins?"
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:03 am to Teton Tiger
" one in a million " " so you're telling me there's a chance" " I hear ya"
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 10:07 am
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:07 am to GRTiger
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Yippee ki-yay mother fricker
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:07 am to TigerBR1111
Freeze? I'm a robot. I'm not a refrigerator.
It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.
It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 10:10 am
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:10 am to Ted2010
"Kill anybody today Curley?"
"Day aint over yet"
Another Billy Crystal movie..."I'll have what she's having"
"Day aint over yet"
Another Billy Crystal movie..."I'll have what she's having"
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 10:12 am
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:20 am to Stud Bud
"You some kind of doomsday machine, boy? Well, we got a cage big enough for an animal like you. SECRET AGENT? On whose side?"
-Sgt JW Pepper... And that's him speaking, by the by.
"Hello clarice."
"I ate his liver with fava beans and a good Chianti."
"Do you like apples? Well I got her number. How do you like dem apples?"
"I want to play a game...."
"Why so serious?"
"And here we go..."
"Here's lookin at you kid."
-Sgt JW Pepper... And that's him speaking, by the by.
"Hello clarice."
"I ate his liver with fava beans and a good Chianti."
"Do you like apples? Well I got her number. How do you like dem apples?"
"I want to play a game...."
"Why so serious?"
"And here we go..."
"Here's lookin at you kid."
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:44 am to Real Pirate
"That's a fine looking coat you have on " -Marv
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:48 am to Ted2010
That's just like your opinion, man
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:08 am to Thurber
One of my favorite scenes of Christopher Walken:
The Man With The Plan (Christopher Walken): "You into that yet? Bitin' pillow? You will. It's a liberal thing. One day you're saving the rain forest, the next, you're chuggin' cock, am I wrong? I'm arse-fixed to this chair, I'm tired. I'm old. I shite in a bag, I piss in another. I got a nurse. Call the nurse......She's a 10, Jimmy. She's a planet unto herself. She can't nurse worth shite but, I keep her on 'cause, although I can't feel it, I know I have erections in her presence. Understand?.........Bernard, my son, he's all that's left of my Cynthia, and he's crazy as a shithouse rat. The other day, they catch him in the elementary school playground grabbin' itty bitty titty."
Easy Wind (Bill Nunn), complaining about working with Critical Bill: "A fecal freak, a brown boy! A frickin' dookie taster!"
"Fecal Freak."
"Give it a name."
"Boat drinks."
In terms of lingo? No better movie than "Things to do in Denver when your dead."
ETA: totally forgot Steve Buschemi was in this movie:
Mr. Shhh (Steve Buscemi): "A choice. You could tell me where Earl Denton is. Or you could tell it to the worms."
The Man With The Plan (Christopher Walken): "You into that yet? Bitin' pillow? You will. It's a liberal thing. One day you're saving the rain forest, the next, you're chuggin' cock, am I wrong? I'm arse-fixed to this chair, I'm tired. I'm old. I shite in a bag, I piss in another. I got a nurse. Call the nurse......She's a 10, Jimmy. She's a planet unto herself. She can't nurse worth shite but, I keep her on 'cause, although I can't feel it, I know I have erections in her presence. Understand?.........Bernard, my son, he's all that's left of my Cynthia, and he's crazy as a shithouse rat. The other day, they catch him in the elementary school playground grabbin' itty bitty titty."
Easy Wind (Bill Nunn), complaining about working with Critical Bill: "A fecal freak, a brown boy! A frickin' dookie taster!"
"Fecal Freak."
"Give it a name."
"Boat drinks."
In terms of lingo? No better movie than "Things to do in Denver when your dead."
ETA: totally forgot Steve Buschemi was in this movie:
Mr. Shhh (Steve Buscemi): "A choice. You could tell me where Earl Denton is. Or you could tell it to the worms."
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 11:10 am
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:08 am to Thurber
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:33 am to cssamerican
There's only two things that come out of Oklahoma. Steers and queers.
Max, why would I ever leave here? I have everything I need.
Max, why would I ever leave here? I have everything I need.
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 11:34 am
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:34 am to Ted2010
quote:
Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?
quote:
Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:36 am to MBclass83
"frick you, frick you, frick you, you cool, peace I'm out!! "
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