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re: Stephen Colbert is writing a new LOTR film

Posted on 3/27/26 at 1:46 pm to
Posted by sorantable
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 1:46 pm to
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I dont think Colbert will make it political.

He won’t, but the braindead rubes on this board sure as hell will.
Posted by TheRuins
Member since Mar 2026
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 2:03 pm to
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braindead rubes



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sorantable




Tell us your favorite movie Colbert wrote?
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 2:03 pm to
It’s like asking James Carville to say something not related to his feelings concerning Trump.

Simply not possible.

Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 2:05 pm to
There are none, that poster is a mind virus riddled hypocrite
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 2:07 pm to
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TheRuins


CP3LSU is back baby!!! Alter number 51.
Posted by goatmilker
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 2:31 pm to
Stupid as f@ck
Posted by moneyg
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:00 pm to
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Stephen Colbert is writing a new LOTR film


yikes
Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:20 pm to
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who should I trust on this, some internet political hack that hates Colbert or Peter Jackson?


You mean the Peter Jackson that made the Hobbit movies?

I mean I like Peter Jackson and what he did LOTR.

But he also sullied his legacy yet.

But anyways:

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When Colbert visited the New Zealand set of “The Hobbit,” Jackson arranged a trivia face-off between his guest and the film’s resident Tolkien authority Philippa Boyens, who co-wrote the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy and won an Academy Award for “The Return of the King.” Colbert won.

“I have never met a bigger Tolkien geek in my life. His encyclopedic knowledge of Tolkien is spectacular, and points to a deprived childhood in some respects,” Jackson told Entertainment Weekly in 2012. That “deprived childhood” included, by Colbert’s own account, abandoning schoolwork, quitting sports and spending his teenage years absorbed in not just “The Hobbit” and “Lord of the Rings,” but the full sweep of Tolkien’s writing. Now the man who beat the franchise’s own screenwriter at her own game is writing the next film alongside her.


I don't care how much Colbert likes or knows about LOTR. I care about his intentions, and his intentions the last decade or so is only about being a

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political hack


We've seen this story before. I just would rather the money spend to make LOTR stuff be spent on things that actually will lend to the lore and history, and honor it. Colbert has shown no restraint in being a political hack. Why do you think he would suddenly do that here?

Most of you, and Iyes I'm going to lump you into a group, believe that using a brand/ip/piece of art for ANY political point, regardless of the point of the author and the ip, is perfectly fine. So why are you worried?

You shouldn't care if Colbert hacks up LOTR.
This post was edited on 3/27/26 at 3:21 pm
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:40 pm to
Im sure you'll all be around to eat crow when theres nothing political in the movie.
Posted by TheRuins
Member since Mar 2026
444 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:46 pm to
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sgallo3




I'm sure you admitted you were wrong with Rings of Power and how they brought politics and woke into it all while saying they wouldn't.

You guys had your chance and failed. It was the most waste of money in the history of television and will always be known as one of the biggest flops in tv history.
This post was edited on 3/27/26 at 3:48 pm
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:53 pm to
I never said anything about rings of power :lol

There isnt even a comparison. Rings of Power was writing their own stuff not adapting Tolkiens chapters 3-8 from fellowship of the rings.

The same chick that wrote on Fellowship, The Two Towers, and Return of the Kings will be writing this screenplay from chapters from fellowship.

The hobbit trilogy may not have been awesome but it wasnt woke
This post was edited on 3/27/26 at 3:57 pm
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41544 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:59 pm to
After the shitty Hobbits my view of Jackson rightfully took a tumble. He was a master class director / adapter for LOTR and the hobbit was trash.
Posted by deltadummy
Member since Mar 2025
2525 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:03 pm to
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Well, he'll be burning in hell. Sanctimonious hypocrite.


That you, God?

Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
Member since Feb 2006
38661 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 5:25 pm to
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Im sure you'll all be around to eat crow when theres nothing political in the movie.



Why are you so convinced of this? Because he "loves" LOTR? Is that why?

What about Rian Johnson and his love of Star Wars? Gerwig and her love of Narnia? the Rings of Power folks who really wanted to make "their" version of Lord of the Rings? Starfleet Academy? All of the Star Wars Abominations?

He wants to make his version of some Trump takedown, guaranteed. He spent the last decade or more doing nothing more than shitting on conservatives, but now he's going to leave his politics behind? No.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 5:31 pm to
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Why are you so convinced of this?
I haven't gotten an answer to this, either

Literally everything about Colbert is wrapped in partisan political hackery.

But they are confident it 100% won't be reflected in the most consequential thing he has ever written?

I have absolutely no idea where this confidence comes from, if not blind faith or naivete.

Maybe they just want to "own the chuds"

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What about Rian Johnson and his love of Star Wars? Gerwig and her love of Narnia? the Rings of Power folks who really wanted to make "their" version of Lord of the Rings? Starfleet Academy? All of the Star Wars Abominations?
Rafe's love of Wheel of Time

Leslie Hedlund's love of Star Wars

Kevin Smith's love of He-Man
This post was edited on 3/27/26 at 5:36 pm
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
47136 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 5:55 pm to
LotR was a passion project.

The Hobbit trilogy ( ) was a cash grab.

Everything that's come after is necrophilia.

Posted by TheRuins
Member since Mar 2026
444 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 6:00 pm to
I don't get the hate for the Hobbit films. I'm glad they were made. Could they have been better? Yes but it's not as bad as everyone says. Could have been 2 movies also.

Peter Jackson wanted them to be 2 movies. Blame the studio more than Jackson. He has no control over that.
This post was edited on 3/27/26 at 6:02 pm
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
47136 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 6:14 pm to
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I don't get the hate for the Hobbit films


The short version - It's not an epic saga like LOTR. It's written more like a fairy tale, a smaller story, which ends with an awoken dragon and a massive battle. There's no reason it needed to be 3 movies, other than to milk the cow.

The forced dwarf + elf love story was cringe.

Azog wasn't a book character.

Goblin Chief was lame, and the CG was just awful in the Goblin den.

Sand worms... *sigh*

Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
27183 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 6:33 pm to
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What about Rian Johnson and his love of Star Wars? Gerwig and her love of Narnia? the Rings of Power folks who really wanted to make "their" version of Lord of the Rings? Starfleet Academy? All of the Star Wars Abominations?

I wasnt aware Rian Johnson wrote the original trilogy of Star Wars.

The writer on this wrote the original trilogy of LOTR.

You keep bringing up people that took over something they had never worked on and ruined it. Noone on your list made something the best trilogy of all time to begin with.
This post was edited on 3/27/26 at 6:39 pm
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 7:01 pm to
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The writer on this
will be co-writer with Stephen Colbert
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