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re: Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi Discussion Thread ***SPOILERS***

Posted on 12/25/17 at 10:25 am to
Posted by STLhog
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 12/25/17 at 10:25 am to
Breesus has basically covered my sentiments but I feel like I need to let off some steam after last night.

I've gone to the Star Wars movies on Christmas with my dad since the prequels.

This trilogy is shaping up to be just like the prequels. Semi decent start and then gets totally shite as it goes on. With this Rian guy, I have no doubt the next one will be an atrocity.

The writing of this force fed POS is beyond all comprehension. ANOTHER frickING REBELLION starting? Didn't we JUST do that in the last one after killing the planet killer thing?

So many pointless characters, so many pointless lines. Poe sucks, Finn sucks, the Asian sucks.

Rey is literally the only decent character and if what Ren says is true about her parents, F it all.

I'll go see the last one but only to confirm what my heart already knows.

Star Wars is dead and Rian Johnson should be absolutely ashamed. It's an abomination from start to finish.

Oh yea, and to the people wanting the story to go in a different direction, frick OFF, its always been about Skywalker. You're an idiot if you think its the right call. That's what the fricking Rogue One movies are for. It's Adam Levine/Marroon 5/Luke Bryan culture killers. F- it ALL.
This post was edited on 12/25/17 at 10:28 am
Posted by STLhog
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2015
18860 posts
Posted on 12/25/17 at 10:29 am to
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So far this is the best thing I’ve seen come out of TLJ...


Nah, the shite I took at the theater was better than this.

frick that movie. What a joke.
Posted by Feral
Member since Mar 2012
12680 posts
Posted on 12/25/17 at 12:02 pm to
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Edt: It is not said enough how TLJ does not take itself seriously. Nearly the whole movie feels like a spoof or fan fiction. Shtt sometimes both.


This is exactly what the Red Letter Media guys said, that it felt like the movie was a practical joke and that they were watching a parody of Star Wars.
Posted by STLhog
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 12/25/17 at 12:34 pm to
My dad and I looked at each other about 7 times during the movie with that "WTF did we just see" look.

It was painful in many moments, purely painful. I feel like Hamill is kind of devastated deep down. His lines and story were just atrocious.

LINK

What a miserable movie.
This post was edited on 12/25/17 at 12:36 pm
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
69973 posts
Posted on 12/25/17 at 2:06 pm to
The film's box office has declined considerably from week one to week two. In fact, it made $151.5 million less this weekend than it did last weekend, the largest drop for any film ever. It made just over $100 million for the four-day holiday period which is well below expectations.

It's still going to make a shite ton of money, but no where close to what projections had it making in the days of pre-release.



This post was edited on 12/25/17 at 2:07 pm
Posted by bluestem75
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 12/25/17 at 7:41 pm to
It was terrible. Just terrible. They lost me right at the beginning with the Hux/Poe exchange. Painful attempt at humor.
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Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 12/25/17 at 7:42 pm to
Looking back, TFA was so much better than TLJ.

Badass masked Kylo
Mysterious Snoke
Han Solo
Not as much Leia (her acting was pretty bad)
An actual lightsaber battle
Set up for Knights of Ren

Just the tone was more serious and it set up TLJ perfectly. Rian Johnson totally shite the bed.

Hell, this trailer for TFA alone was better than TLJ.
Posted by STLhog
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2015
18860 posts
Posted on 12/25/17 at 9:25 pm to
Should have expected it when I found out you pronounce his name "Ryan".

Of course he's an arse.
Posted by Feral
Member since Mar 2012
12680 posts
Posted on 12/25/17 at 9:38 pm to
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It was terrible. Just terrible. They lost me right at the beginning with the Hux/Poe exchange. Painful attempt at humor.


I read the spoilers about the movie before going to see it because I couldn’t help myself, especially this thread.

The minute that Poe/Hux prank call happened I was like “holy shite this really is as bad as people have been saying.”

That definitely set the tone for the WTFness of both the humor and movie in general.
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 12/25/17 at 9:55 pm to
Poe/Hux call was on level of Spaceballs and not Star Wars. It was an insult to Spaceballs.
Posted by Warfarer
Dothan, AL
Member since May 2010
12357 posts
Posted on 12/25/17 at 10:47 pm to
Alright so i wanted to give this one a second viewing to be fair. My first viewing was in a packed theater with a girl a couple seats from me that had to leave at every climactic scene. This time we were in recliner seats and I will say this, the movie was worse for me the second time.

All the problems that I noticed the first time were still glaring problems and the problems that I thought over were worse to see the second time.

1. I didn't mind the Poe/Hux exchange until the "your momma" joke. poe was stalling and knew that Hux wanted to grand stand. His ship was small and fast so that part wasn't far fetched yet they didn't get fighters scrambled quick.

2. Leia dies part 1 bothered me even more this time. She could have died when blown out and the movie not miss a single thing except that this would let her character die with class and still shows that Kylo has conflicts still.

3. How did the bombers get into position when they move so slow? they were no where to be seen before and then takes 5 minutes to go what looks like half the length of a ship. I won't get into the gravity issue of the bombs dropping because I will assume they have some thrusters on them or something.

4. Editing was just absolutely garbage. i said it before, most of the problems start with editing. The first 30 minutes of the movie should have been dedicated to Rey trying to get Luke to train her on the island. Then you can cut to the evacuation scene with Poe.

5. I think the political overtone of the casino planet bothered me more this time. It was bad and i hate Rose more this time.

Rian Johnson took a shite on the whole franchise like he never liked it at all. he spit in the face of Abrams trying to rekindle the franchise and he took a shite in the lap of Disney who owns the right to it. I'm amazed that this movie made it out the door without being re-edited.
Posted by The Pirate King
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Member since May 2014
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Posted on 12/25/17 at 11:04 pm to
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Rian Johnson took a shite on the whole franchise like he never liked it at all. he spit in the face of Abrams trying to rekindle the franchise and he took a shite in the lap of Disney who owns the right to it. I'm amazed that this movie made it out the door without being re-edited.


I will not pay another dime to see a Star Wars movie if Kennedy/Johnson/etc. are all still on board. They would be wise to unceremoniously can Rian Johnson and cut ties. I’m not sure who makes the overall decisions for the franchise, but they need to start at the top with Kennedy and clean house.

Bring Abrams back and see if he can salvage episode IX in some way. Indefinitely halt and postpone all future Star Wars films, including the spin offs past episode 9, until some new leadership can be brought in.
Posted by bluestem75
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2007
4953 posts
Posted on 12/25/17 at 11:19 pm to
Agreed. It was terrible.

I kept watching the previews and commercials and all I kept thinking was:

I have a bad feeling about this.

By the way, Johnson cut that out, too.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76603 posts
Posted on 12/25/17 at 11:20 pm to
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Bring Abrams back and see if he can salvage episode IX in some way. Indefinitely halt and postpone all future Star Wars films, including the spin offs past episode 9, until some new leadership can be brought in.
I don’t see how they can salvage this. They need a retcon.
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 12/26/17 at 12:29 am to
Trying to remember, when did Leah and her General devise the plan on how to escape using the smaller vessels? They didn't know they could be tracked and Holdo didn't get into power until Leah was in a coma.

Trying to remember, what were the order of events of the "plan" and how fast was it devised that they would jump toward the vicinity of an old rebel base and then take life rafts to the base while the imperial fleet followed one ship. Am I wrong that when leah woke up it seemed to be that she was in on the plan?
Posted by Warfarer
Dothan, AL
Member since May 2010
12357 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 7:44 am to
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Trying to remember, when did Leah and her General devise the plan on how to escape using the smaller vessels? They didn't know they could be tracked and Holdo didn't get into power until Leah was in a coma.

Trying to remember, what were the order of events of the "plan" and how fast was it devised that they would jump toward the vicinity of an old rebel base and then take life rafts to the base while the imperial fleet followed one ship. Am I wrong that when leah woke up it seemed to be that she was in on the plan?


I took it as though that was the plan before they even jumped to begin with. They jumped into a zone where the planet was and that may be why Leia was so angry about Poe throwing away the bombers that goes 2 mph.

This whole plan didn't bother me, what bothered me was the fact that they kept it from the one guy impulsive enough to do something proactive that might derail it and that he was the commander of their fighters. Of all people to trust, the guy who just went out by himself to take on a huge ship and buy you time would be a trustworthy guy.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
467646 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:01 am to
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This whole plan didn't bother me, what bothered me was the fact that they kept it from the one guy impulsive enough to do something proactive that might derail it and that he was the commander of their fighters. Of all people to trust, the guy who just went out by himself to take on a huge ship and buy you time would be a trustworthy guy.


yeah this is one of those "accidentally x-ist while trying to support that marginalized person" moments

a real leader would have explained this mission that didn't require any sort of secrecy, especially to the people who will, well, pull a "Star Wars" and save the day on their own in the face of insurmountable odds. there is no logical or rational reason to hide the plan from Poe, and from a narrative perspective, when she finally does reveal it to Poe, he loves the plan. so every bad thing that happens from Poe/Finn happens because of Holdo's arrogance, which, flies in the face of the purpose of her character (to punish the arrogance and aggression of Poe)

*ETA: also, if you're the leadership who lose control of the galaxy to a bunch of wannabe punks emulating the Empire without its resources or Vader, then perhaps there is another point against your leadership value/skill. doesn't look so bad in the face of your stupid plan with the last 6 bombers in your fleet (when you used to have tens of thousands) now, does it?
This post was edited on 12/26/17 at 8:03 am
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
69973 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:36 am to
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*ETA: also, if you're the leadership who lose control of the galaxy to a bunch of wannabe punks emulating the Empire without its resources or Vader, then perhaps there is another point against your leadership value/skill.


My biggest question concerning the rise of the First Order and the existence of the Resistance going into TLJ was why the Resistance existed independently from the Republic in the first place. I was expecting to get some world building. Instead they just completely ignored such trivialities that popped up with TFA.

Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
467646 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:45 am to
a common theme of the Red Letter Media guys with all Star Wars movies is that the universe is not large enough for interesting movies

i think that the universe is very ripe for building but filmmakers refuse to do so (or at least in the case of the prequels, do it in a bad way). THAT was one of the primary issues with JJ rebooting the universe by remaking ANH. it completely limited the universe and required leaps of logic

the problem is how stupid and constrained that made the universe. you kind of invalidate the OT and leave all sorts of questions (more interesting than the material you're putting on screen)

Johnson clearly didn't want to be within this contained setup and shite on the entire series to break the chains
Posted by Warfarer
Dothan, AL
Member since May 2010
12357 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:52 am to
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I don’t see how they can salvage this. They need a retcon.




I agree with Scruffy not this. I don't see how you salvage a cohesive story out of this without aging everyone forward a few years and not show the resistance being rebuilt. If they won't come to your side when you still have a few numbers, why would they join you when there are only a dozen of you?

The only way I could see this half way working is to rush a series out the door or the new animated series to fill gap from episode 8 to 9 and rebuild the resistance like Rebels did with the rebellion. show how they came to gather numbers doing small missions. In fact, the best thing for Disney to do is slate episode 9 for a couple more years and bring in some type of filler to build them back. Otherwise, you have the same problem with episode 9 having the resistance magically back like you had with episode 7 having the empire magically back.

The more I think about it, the more I believe Abrams messed up fast forwarding into the middle like he did rather than giving a little back story to begin with. He could have done a montage and let people gripe about that rather than melting the fanbase in half. Snoke is an easy explanation to start the franchise, he is an Admiral in charge of finding sith relics for Palpatine and he finds a holocron that releases an ancient sith lord that takes over his body and nearly splits him half. With the death of the emperor, he comes back after a few years to pic up the pieces of the Empire and builds it back. Done, 30 minutes of 7 and your done with your backstory and you fast forward into the present timeline. That would allow your franchise characters to learn of Snoke and know what he is capable of and by the time the first order is built, the republic is pseudo helpless against it.
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