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re: Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi Discussion Thread ***SPOILERS***

Posted on 12/24/17 at 10:06 am to
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 10:06 am to
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seriously can i just point out, specifically, how terrible the post-Snoke death fight was?

you have the 2 alpha Force/Darkside users in the galaxy squaring off against regular people...and they have a hard time defeating them?


Well the part in bold is wrong. Rey had a little trouble, but not really. They beat the shite out of them. Especially Kylo.

And I'll have to disagree about it looking terrible. I enjoyed sit. It's my second favorite scene in the movie. Although that's not saying much.

I think those guys were supposed to be the Knights of Ren. That's how I'm going to believe. Apprentice Jedi trained by Luke and turned by Kylo. It's the only way the scene makes any sense, because of those guys aren't the Knights of Ren then where the frick are the Knights of Ren.

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insert a random light saber fight for no real reason


It was the only one in the fricking movie. Next to the dirt on my shoulders to sunshine on my shoulders Luke Denver hologram scene.
This post was edited on 12/24/17 at 10:10 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 10:08 am to
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I think those guys were supposed to be the Knights of Ren. That's how I'm going to believe. Apprentice Jedi trained by Luke and turned by Kylo. It's the only way the scene makes any sense, because of those guys aren't the Knights of Ren then where the frick are the Knights of Ren.

i'm guessing that will never be explained fully

but that's the only possible explanation
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 10:12 am to
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i'm guessing that will never be explained fully


I'm just going to post this again:

If Disney hired me to write IX, the first line of the crawl would be:

Rey Awakens from a long nightmare that showed her a possible future she cannot accept. Convinced that she must stop that future from happening she leaves Leia and the other resistance Fighters on a quest to find Luke Skywalker with the map now complete.

I'd straight retcon the entire Episode VIII out of existence and start over.
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 10:17 am to
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but that's the only possible explanation

How?

We already know that we have a deleted scene with 2 additional Force users which didn't make it into TLJ Those are most likely some Knights of Ren.

They aren't the guards.
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 10:23 am to
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We already know that we have a deleted scene with 2 additional Force users which didn't make it into TLJ


Man how unbelievably shitty and talentless as a director does Rian Johnson have to be to cut out scenes with Rey training and other force users to make the movie 2.5 hours long, almost half of which is Finn and Rose and Laura Dern's meaningless and completing vapid subplots.

His quote about how editing at the end of the movie is important to the writing process is as bizarre as it is idiotic.
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:08 am to
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Jedis of Luke or Yoda’s caliber, probably not.


Nothing has shown that Luke is anywhere near as powerful as Yoda. Astral projection is the only force ability Luke has shown that seems even remotely powerful. Especially compared to Anakin in the Clone Wars. Anakin brought the son and daughter to their knees and bent their will. Anakin became the center of the force and balanced it on Mortis.

If Luke is so powerful how did Ben overcome him in the hut and pin him down long enough to destroy the Jedi academy and decimate the majority of the students? Anakin and hell Obi Wan have this happen to them numerous times in the Clone Wars and they always have enough foresight and force ability to shield themselves from the debris.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:11 am to
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Anakin and hell Obi Wan have this happen to them numerous times in the Clone Wars and they always have enough foresight and force ability to shield themselves from the debris.


well i will give one explanation and that's the fact that Luke was full of hubris or whatever masculine trait they were using to explain his failures. it's clear that he wasn't operating 100% in line with the force right after he almost murdered an innocent child

again, though, this just furthers my point that the really interesting stories are the ones between ROTJ and TFA
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:13 am to
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that the really interesting stories are the ones between ROTJ and TFA



Just like between RotS and ANH
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:26 am to
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I'm not defending the flaws you point out. That's all legit.


Then you acknowledge the movie is totally retarded.
Yep
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I'm saying the First Order has the equivalent of the current US Navy, including the latest commisioned ships.

The Resistance has 1 WW2 carrier, a couple smaller ships of that same era, and a single squadron of F-18's. Their only "new" stuff are the fighters, the rest is vintage.


Then why did the First Order fear the Resistance so much? Might as well be fricking Uzbekistan.

Yep again
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:32 am to
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Then why did the First Order fear the Resistance so much? Might as well be fricking Uzbekistan.


Well the answer should be because they are the last remnants of the Jedi and Leia.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:38 am to
i am thinking of a "Star Wars is dead" thread right now. more focused on the concepts of the OT that made it so beloved and how they're now without a home or real place to reappear in the current universe.

1. JJ structurally fricked this trilogy by remaking ANH. by creating the Empire and Rebels, without any real explanation, just fricked everything up. it invalidates the entire OT by creating the same dynamics we've already seen. that dissolves the stakes of the OT entirely within the framework of the NT.

2. Rian Johnson fricked this trilogy by literally attacking not only the ethos of the OT, but also TFA. JJ reset the universe to wash out the stink of the prequels, and then the very next movie in this sequence destroys that reset. so where we start with a structural issue, we have have outright destruction from a different angle. so now we have BOTH of these competing paths to failure duking it out. so how does the final chapter go? the JJ route or the RJ route? neither are good options and it's possible that a "split the baby" may incorporate the worst of both

3. Disney and the monetary issues of SW will never allow creations of the OT-level again. it's cliched but it's true in this instance. SW is simply too corporate. the movies are expensive (Both in terms of what was paid and how much each cost) and all have to be mega hits. Disney is not going to allow this universe to turn into another DCEU where risk is involved.

apparently they're also going to push these movies be similar to Avengers, and that led to DISASTER in TLJ (i mean it was shite from literally the opening scene due to this). Star Wars is serious with certain avenues for comedy. Avengers is absurd which requires a lot of comedy to alleviate the tensions it presents. also the characters in Avengers are sarcastic and human. the characters in Star Wars are serious (not that Han is dead) and aliens. Star Wars requires gravitas and Poe telling "your mama" jokes in a convoluted, stupid scheme ruins that.

also, toys do dominate Star Wars decision-making (this is not new and ROTJ suffered from this). new ships will be forced in. new characters will be forced in (chubby asian girl, BdT's code breaker, the cute bird things, etc). old characters who have no place in the movie will be forced in (Yoda, that fake yoda with glasses from TFA, captain fantastic, etc). this is all symbolized with the forced fight b/w the red guard of Snoke (who conveniently had unique weapons, so now it's 5-6 new toys)

4. the OT wasn't as good as nostalgia creates in our head. Empire is legit amazing. A New Hope was very good, but flawed, but it provided something new. ROTJ was a solid finale that showed the beginning of the issues. it may be time to accept that "Star Wars" is simply these 3 movies and a bunch of solid book canon that Disney discarded. what is "Star Wars" now is simply never going to be allowed to be another ANH and especially not an Empire. ROTJ is the absolute apex of what we could expect from a studio-free example of perfection today.
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:54 am to
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I'm saying the First Order has the equivalent of the current US Navy, including the latest commisioned ships.

The Resistance has 1 WW2 carrier, a couple smaller ships of that same era, and a single squadron of F-18's. Their only "new" stuff are the fighters, the rest is vintage.

It's not a pretty matchup.


That's all well in good. But even if it were possible for the rebel cruisers to run out of fuel, there's this thing called momentum. In the vacuum of outer space, there is nothing to slow you down. So when the cruiser ran out of fuel it would have continued onward, at the same speed, for an indefinite amount of time. In short...the First Order would have never caught up with it.
No doubt, there are tons of problems with it as shown.

Like, how do the transports and lifeboats go from the rearward ships to the lead ones, when they are jumping away from the ones about to run out of fuel? If they are floating relative to the others, yeah, but if you are trying to say they have to keep accelerating to escape the FO, that doesn't make much sense.

I think the concept was supposed to be- the Resistance can keep changing vectors, and remain out of effective range by doing so. The First Order can accelerate and make up the distance, but then the Resistance ships, being smaller, can veer again, and the larger FO ships will fishtail some, based on their greater mass and momentum.

Losing 'fuel' will lose the ability to change vectors, which allows the FO to close in on that particular ship, and shoot it down.

Which makes the decision to clump up even more stupid. If everyone splits up, there's greater chance that someone can zigzag enough to get free, at least for a little while. Or that the FO won't chase ALL rabbits.

And honestly, from a bigger point of view:
Han Solo's Millennium Falcon can't have been the first and only ship to ever have issues with the hyperdrive engine. Yet he made a nice tactical decision, entering the asteroid field... he's able to manuever better than the bigger Star Destroyers, more durable than the Tie Fighters and able to survive better, and was able to get lost in the mess.

You KNOW the FO will bring ships you can't go toe-to-toe with, that you can temporarily outmanuever. So set up your semi-permanent bases near something like an asteroid field or some gas cloud, somewhere you can shake your attackers. And have that part of your preset escape plan.
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:59 am to
Kylo Ren’s freeze move with the force is probably on of coolest things in all of series and it was no where to be found in TLJ
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 1:16 pm to
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Kylo Ren’s freeze move with the force is probably on of coolest things in all of series and it was no where to be found in TLJ


It was probably the most powerful force move ever captured on screen. The closest is Darth Vader deflected blaster shots in Cloud City.
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 1:22 pm to
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Kylo Ren’s freeze move with the force is probably on of coolest things in all of series and it was no where to be found in TLJ


Which makes TLJ so anticlimactic. When the AT-ATs were firing on Luke, I expected this to happen a thousand fold and to redirect them back at the AT-ATs. That would have been amazing, but he wasn’t there at all.
Posted by RollTide1987
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 1:23 pm to
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the OT wasn't as good as nostalgia creates in our head.


The original Star Wars film was nominated for 11 Academy Awards (winning 6 of them). I think you are being a bit too disingenuous.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 1:27 pm to
how many of those weren't about music, sound, FX, etc?
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 1:31 pm to
It won Best Editing.

Something TLJ sure could have used.
Posted by RollTide1987
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 1:31 pm to
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how many of those weren't about music, sound, FX, etc?



The six Oscars it won were for technical achievements, sure. But it was also nominated for Best Picture, Best Director, Best Original Screenplay, and Best Supporting Actor (Alec Guinness).
This post was edited on 12/24/17 at 1:32 pm
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 1:40 pm to
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It won Best Editing.

Something TLJ sure could have used.



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