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re: Spiderman vs. X-Men
Posted on 3/19/14 at 8:53 pm to Ironbat31
Posted on 3/19/14 at 8:53 pm to Ironbat31
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power rangers
Well now I just have to call bullshite.
The Power Rangers are basically the embodiment of this:
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The point is that saying Galactus is better than SS therefore SS isn't powerful is kind of ridiculous, seeing that Galactus is pretty much better than anyone that isn't some sort of celestial demigod.
I don't disagree -- that's why my initial post used the conditional.
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Posted on 3/19/14 at 9:39 pm to Matisyeezy
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I don't disagree -- that's why my initial post used the conditional.
Fair enough.
It's discussions like this that only make the need for the tourney greater.
Posted on 3/19/14 at 9:41 pm to Freauxzen
Nooooooooo! I'd lose too much time.
Posted on 3/19/14 at 9:42 pm to theunknownknight
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Now he's nothing more than a plot device with arms and legs
fricking. A. fricking. Men.
Keep Batman in the world of Batman. If you want to do a crossover with another hero, do it with green arrow.
Posted on 3/19/14 at 9:46 pm to Sentrius
well i mean the only reason Supes could do that was because Thor crossed into the DC universe. If he hadnt, Superman would be affected by Thors magic and never be able to touch the hammer. just like flash is faster than quicksilver due to the speed force. when flash leaves the dc universe, hes slower.
Posted on 3/19/14 at 9:55 pm to BlacknGold
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well i mean the only reason Supes could do that was because Thor crossed into the DC universe.
That's why I just kinda ignored it
Home field advantage is a real thing in these match-ups. That's why I'd even go so far as to say that IF this were to happen there would have to be at least a Marvel bracket and a DC bracket. Or put them on opposite sides of the bracket, I guess.
Posted on 3/19/14 at 9:56 pm to Matisyeezy
i was thinking itd have to be opposite sides. or if you want to make it interesting. you make the initial match ups all dc vs marvel but at a "neutral universe"
Posted on 3/19/14 at 11:02 pm to BlacknGold
You have to throw in a fully health cable with his techno organic virus in check.
arguably the strongest mutant in the universe and even bitch smacked the silver surfer.
arguably the strongest mutant in the universe and even bitch smacked the silver surfer.
Posted on 3/19/14 at 11:17 pm to bigpetedatiga
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You have to throw in a fully health cable with his techno organic virus in check
So just use X-Man.
Posted on 3/19/14 at 11:27 pm to Matisyeezy
Flash would win.
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Now, I don’t know how many of you dogs of the scurviest sea read comics, but I do a big pile of comics. One thing that blows my mind is how completely insane the powers in the DC universe are. Look at Superman. This guy has more powers than French restaurants have ways to say “your taste in wine is atrocious”. He has powers to do with every part of his body and then some. He forgets powers sometimes. He can shoot heat rays out of his eyes, frost breath from his mouth and red sun radiation from his arse. He’s that sort of crazy dude. All because he absorbs solar radiation.
Look at Batman. His power? The anti-power. Sure, he should be some tame, kung fun master of not much, but instead he’s the hottest shite to ever shite on a plate. You got a power? He’ll find your weakness and give you seizures or heart attacks. He’ll light you on fire when you’re sleeping or make you recharge your green lantern ring in the power outlet. Ten thousand volts of frick you batman. That’s Batman.
But the fricking Flash, my god, my frickING GOD, this man has the greatest powers of all. If Superman’s powers are being sucked off by twin super models and batman coming home to discover your wife is not only bisexual but has two friends she wants you to ‘get in on’ then the Flash is an orgy with a thousand women who also want to pay your World of Warcraft billing. And click the mouse for you. This man is just that fricking hot. They have to power him down in the comics half the time just to keep him from doing everyone else’s job.
Ok first off, he can travel at lightspeed. Mother frick! Not only does he travel at lightspeed, but time slows down for him. So he feels like he’s having a casual jog or reading the paper, meanwhile, his feet are moving so fast you can hear him coming from Montana while he’s already gotten to Arizona. That’s fricking fast. But wait! The ability to move at Lightspeed just isn’t fricking enough!
I know! Christ this guy can punch you so many times in a second you’ve been hit five times in the cock and two times everywhere else. You think you’re about to fight the Flash and then it hits you, for the last split second he’s beaned your beanbags with more blows than you had sperm. But no, there’s more!
The Flash can also vibrate through walls. Now last I heard, you can not move so fast you can vibrate through walls, so what actually happens is the Flash is so fast he can pick and choose the movement of his individual molecules and move them through other solid objects, phasing through solid matter like it ain’t no thing. I mean you think a guy who runs at lightspeed would run into shite but no, the Flash just goes right through them. To top that with a cherry and some whipped cream (which the Flash made in like a millisecond, fricker) he can selectively choose to cause objects to be “okay” afterwards or frickING EXPLODE. That’s right. He can run through you and make you blow up by transfering kinetic energy into you. Like Jesus. It’s bad enough you can’t hit this guy, but he doesn’t even have to punch you. Now your testicles have exploded and you’re thinking you’re about to hit him. Jesus? Just give it up. He’s the fricking Flash.
Now imagine that somehow there’s someone who can get around the Flash blowing your balls up secret ninja technique. Ok. He can also control the flow of energy between objects. This power makes no sense but basically he can throw a rock at you, and you think it’s going slow and then he’s like WHOOHOOO WIZARDLY FLASH POWERS and bam it’s going at lightspeed. So he can throw seven million rocks at you in a second then make them all goes different speeds thus striking your nads with seven million rocks one after the other.
But wait! There’s more! He can also take energy from the very power of speed and make clothes out of it. Yes. Flash makes his pants out of GOES FAST. The man is so fast he can make Flash pants that GOES FAST go right into. I don’t even start to understand the physics of that but basically SPEED == REALLY TIGHT UNDERWEAR AND COOL LIGHTNING THINGIES OVER THE EAR. You would think this is the end of it but ok let’s say Flash is fighting Superman and shite he’s going to lose and frick how is Superman THIS fricking strong? I don’t know he must be Superman fused with Batman into some sort of guy with tons of plans on how to punch you far harder than anyone else ok to end it off the Flash can GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME ON COMMAND.
How do you beat this dude? You’re thinking you’re hashing him good, laying down the beatdown, missing your balls and suddenly BAM YOUR MOM FELL DOWN THE STAIRS TWENTY YEARS AGO and there’s a dent in your forehead and Superman not thunk so gud no more. Actually she didn’t fall down the stairs the Flash put speed into them so they fell up her! frick you Flash! You moved the stairs to Soviet fricking russia! RUSH-A! Bitch.
Oh, and lastly his greatest power is he isn’t fast in bed. He takes it slow and gets all the ladies with his superpowers then actually satisfies them in the sack. Who the Hell is this guy? You’d think he could AT LEAST be a premature ejaculator since his penis is moving at lightspeed but NOOOO he’s even good in bed.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Wolverine sucks cock and should go die in a freak greasefire.
Posted on 3/19/14 at 11:35 pm to Jumbeauxlaya
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Flash would win
Okay. He can travel through time. Not space. Superman wins. Invulnerable to everything Flash can throw at him physically. His mom is from Krypton. Never left the place. Good luck traveling through outer space, even at lightspeed, to go to Krypton and frick with her. He's still got to breathe air. Can't do it in outer space. He dies. So he literally has no way to harm Supes outside of Kryptonite. Meh.
Posted on 3/20/14 at 1:17 am to LoveThatMoney
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Given the time of year, I would love it if we had a 64 superhero tournament to see who would be the last superhero standing.
Between Phoenix-Jean Grey, the Hulk, Superman, the Flash, Silver Surfer, Martian Manhunter, and Thor, along with a host of others that escape me at the moment, I would think after the first round, there would be some pretty hotly contested battles.
This would at once be both the best and the worst of comic books. At some level I can't stand the inevitable progression of powers possessed by the heroes and villains of the various comic book universes. It marks sort of a return to an adolescence of the medium when comics went from stupid boring nearly all powerful superman to more interesting characters which could be used in a variety of stories.
Proponents of their favorite hero or villain would undoubtedly be interested in using the most powerful iteration of their hero (the various hulks are very different) which would undoubtedly aggravate the assorted haters of said hero.
P.S. All things being "equal" isn't the answer for any bracket he enters the Beyonder? and isn't that pretty boring? I suppose we could restrict ourselves to debating more conventional heroes and villains instead of going to Thanos, Death, etc and that might make for a more interesting thread.
Posted on 3/20/14 at 6:24 am to Matisyeezy
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Okay. He can travel through time. Not space. Superman wins. Invulnerable to everything Flash can throw at him physically. His mom is from Krypton. Never left the place. Good luck traveling through outer space, even at lightspeed, to go to Krypton and frick with her. He's still got to breathe air. Can't do it in outer space. He dies. So he literally has no way to harm Supes outside of Kryptonite. Meh.
If not holding back, Flash would crush Superman.
Oh and he can travel wherever, whenever. He can travel through Space/time.
Superman throws a punch, Flash dodges it so fast he ends up killing a 10 year old Jor-El reading comic books on the crapper.
Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:24 am to molsusports
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P.S. All things being "equal" isn't the answer for any bracket he enters the Beyonder? and isn't that pretty boring? I suppose we could restrict ourselves to debating more conventional heroes and villains instead of going to Thanos, Death, etc and that might make for a more interesting thread.
Yeah there would have to be different tourneys based on power levels.
This would be a fun disaster but definitely not as simple to set up as a hottest actress(Audrey Hepburn) competition.
I really hope someone makes this happen. It could fill the void that the absence of our annual Logo-Gate thread has created.
Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:50 am to molsusports
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stupid boring nearly all powerful superman
The Superman fans will justify his win like this, "he was always this powerful, he just had his inner struggle with using his abilities to it's fullest and finally decided to go all out".
The "god/alien" characters can be boring at times since they seem to have less development outside of reasonings being, "oh he's a god/alien he can do that". Instead of having developments in their powers like Flash and Iceman to progress their powers to the next level.
Who will stop Hulk? He demolishes a wide range of heros on his World War Hulk rampage including the all powerful Dr. Strange.
Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:53 am to Murray
I'd be interested in doing the bracket. I'd be willing to maintain it and update the thread.
The only thing I would ask is if someone could help me with the vote counting.
The only thing I would ask is if someone could help me with the vote counting.
Posted on 3/20/14 at 9:04 am to theunknownknight
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Superman throws a punch, Flash dodges it so fast he ends up killing a 10 year old Jor-El reading comic books on the crapper.
That's sig worthy sir.
Posted on 3/20/14 at 10:16 am to molsusports
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P.S. All things being "equal" isn't the answer for any bracket he enters the Beyonder? and isn't that pretty boring? I suppose we could restrict ourselves to debating more conventional heroes and villains instead of going to Thanos, Death, etc and that might make for a more interesting thread.
This would almost certainly be necessary. Again, I think we have to limit ourselves to superheroes and not supervillains, because if you really wanted to find the winner of a supervillain contest, it would be easy: Lucifer. Thanos has shite on Lucifer. Galactus is not close to Lucifer. The Beyonder is no Lucifer. Lucifer is as close to God in everything humanly imaginable and then some. He is nigh-omniscient, nigh-omnipresent, and nigh-omnipotent. If we are to accept Lucifer as a character, we have to accept that God is ruler of the universe, and therefore, Lucifer is the ruler of the underworld of the universe, and would wipe the floor with anything that threatened to cross his path. Even Morpheus, one of the Endless, pees himself in front of Lucifer.
Posted on 3/20/14 at 10:39 am to bigpetedatiga
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I'd be interested in doing the bracket. I'd be willing to maintain it and update the thread.
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