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re: Rumor: Silver Surfer is being gender swapped

Posted on 11/21/23 at 11:14 am to
Posted by Bottom9
Arsenal Til I Die
Member since Jul 2010
25204 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 11:14 am to
frick man. I've defended this studio too much just for them to do some stupid shite like this
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103956 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:13 pm to
Oh FFS… use an existing Galactus herald who is female instead, like Nova to Stardust.

If you want to shoehorn in casting opportunities, pick a better fitting character than deciding that Long Dong Silver will now be played by Ellen Page.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103956 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:14 pm to
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It'll probably star a group of transgenders and be renamed "The Ex-Men".


Will Ellen Page reprise her role as Kitty Pride for this purpose?
Posted by Paco_taco
Dallas, Tx
Member since Apr 2012
1520 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:28 pm to
Professor XXY

The first superhero with Klinefelter syndrome
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6908 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:26 pm to
Sydney Sweeney in silver body paint? I may allow it.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
63454 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:26 pm to
Someone like Jessica Alba in a skin tight silver suit would not be a bad thing

ETA or silver body paint

This post was edited on 11/21/23 at 1:27 pm
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20138 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:56 pm to
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Fewer Kilometers

Rumor: Silver Surfer is being gender swapped
“To me my ironing board.”


If you don't Fark a woman character onto an ironing board RIGHT NOW you don't have a hair on your arse. Brilliant.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65766 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:22 pm to
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If you don't Fark a woman character onto an ironing board RIGHT NOW you don't have a hair on your arse. Brilliant.


Really is a brilliant thought.
Posted by Keep Stirring
Member since Sep 2016
2724 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:28 pm to
They can't possibly be stupid enough to do this after all the recent backlash
Posted by Turbeauxdog
Member since Aug 2004
24273 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:39 pm to
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Joseph Goebbels or Pravda will learn their lesson.


Or the nytimes or npr
Posted by Starchild
Member since May 2010
13550 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 3:06 pm to
Chalking this one up to much ado about nothing from “insiders”. The more likely situation is the initial herald (or heralds) of Galactus feature women. We get hints to Silver Surfer but HE doesn’t show up until later as Norrin Radd.
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
76444 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 3:18 pm to
Female and missing a limb? Yeah I could see Disney doing that
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
42350 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 3:46 pm to
Incredibly stupid to remake this movie again in the first place. I guess two crap Fantastic Four movies weren't enough, fans wanted another crappy remake.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
47058 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 8:18 pm to



Behold, the Silver SerfHER.
This post was edited on 11/21/23 at 8:21 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 11/21/23 at 8:24 pm to
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They can't possibly be stupid enough to do this after all the recent backlash


They most certainly can be this stupid, and they will be this stupid, because they are this stupid.

Their capacity for stupidity is beyond comprehension.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
47058 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 8:28 pm to
Hollywood be like ' The beatings will continue until morale improves'.


Don't for a second doubt that the FANS are at fault here, and we're just going to have to learn to accept the new way things are done.


This isn't getting better any time soon.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6690 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 8:43 pm to
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Disney truly cannot and will not ever Learn.


Makes sense. They've always specialized in fantasy.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37518 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 9:18 pm to
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Female and missing a limb? Yeah I could see Disney doing that


A former man then.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15642 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 10:54 am to
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Disney truly cannot and will not ever Learn.


Used to, everything they touched turned to gold. Now, everything they touch turns to a pile of shite. It's obvious to every mother fricker out there why their product is dog shite.

They have to know why also, but it's as if they think to themselves "eventually, people will love these transgender purple haired mentally disturbed people that are raising their kids in this movie to be as equally fricked up as their parents."

These twisted libs and their logic are just mind blowing.
Posted by Captain Rumbeard
Member since Jan 2014
7132 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 2:32 pm to
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silver boobies


They'll probably cast Lizzo.
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