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Ron Swanson and Dwight Shrute

Posted on 7/4/18 at 6:43 pm
Posted by Hogules68
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 6:43 pm
Would these two be friends ? I think so
Dwight would admire Rons self reliance and woodworking skills

Ron would appreciate the farmer/ land owner and capitalist that Dwight is

They both hunt fish and enjoy outdoors
Posted by Othello
the Neptonian Steel Mines
Member since Aug 2013
25048 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 6:51 pm to
Yeah they'd get along nicely.
Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
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7578 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 6:55 pm to
Angela hates Jazz. She would hate Duke Silver. It would be a major point of contention.
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 6:57 pm to
Dwight would be annoying to Ron.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59087 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 6:57 pm to
Parks and rec is the female ghostbusters version of the office
Posted by STEVED00
Member since May 2007
23151 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

Parks and rec is the female ghostbusters version of the office


Parks and Rec is not The Office good but it’s in the ballpark. Btw...


Ron Swanson>>>>Dwight Shrute.
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 7:32 pm to
Dwight is pro nazi - Ron would not mesh well with him
Posted by BranchDawg
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Member since Nov 2013
10082 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:22 pm to
If Dwight got a job in Ron's department, he would be Ron's worst nightmare.

His work ethic and desire to maximize the department's efficiency would make him want to kill himself.

I need a DVD of at least 10 episodes of this
Posted by cfish140
BR
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:24 pm to
Outside of work maybe. Dwight takes his work very seriously, that would kill it for Ron
Posted by bah humbug
Member since Nov 2011
2070 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:25 pm to
Dwight would be all up in Ron’s shite. Swanson ain’t having that.
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
47676 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

Parks and Rec is not The Office good
Yes, it's actually better.
Posted by PillPusher
Gulf Coast
Member since Oct 2009
5944 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 8:52 pm to
Ron is a libertarian. Dwight is a full blown republican capitalist. They wouldn’t mesh at all.
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41491 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 9:04 pm to
But Dwight enjoys firing people.

Dwight could almost be considered a male Leslie who also like outdoors and farming. He would be better than Leslie because he would suck up to Ron by crushing every project and grinding the government to a halt. He would help Ron downsize the government not do everything to keep all employees and projects rolling.

In summary, he would keep the staff small and as assistant manager (assistant to the parks and rec manager), he would do everything while Ron sits in his office.

Ron would love Dwight.
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41491 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 9:10 pm to
I think I should change my answer. Everything I said is true but Dwight sucks up to power. Initially that would be Ron.

But... at some point the parks department would come into battle with the City Council and Dwight would betray Ron. Yup. Ron would get Jammed. Dwight would become the protege of Jeremy Jam.
Posted by Tiger Voodoo
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Member since Mar 2007
22120 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 9:18 pm to
Holy shite this thread is incredible

NBC make this happen
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59087 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 9:49 pm to
parks and rec is not better. It's the office but with women playing men and vise versa

they even keep the same characters but switch the roles
Posted by Muthsera
Member since Jun 2017
7319 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 9:52 pm to
Ron would respect his entrepreneurial spirit, but he can't stand a kiss arse. So I guess he would happily buy paper or beets from him, but they couldn't work together.

Edit: Obligatory mention that Nick Offerman and Rainn Wilson are friends in real life. He even built him this table.

This post was edited on 7/4/18 at 9:57 pm
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56438 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 9:56 pm to
He would mesh better with Mose.

Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84572 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 11:07 pm to
quote:

Dwight would be annoying to Ron.

Esp early Dwight, when he was clearly a scifi nerd.
Posted by funnystuff
Member since Nov 2012
9133 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 11:18 pm to
Ron would consider Dwight a friend, so he would never reveal Duke Silver to him, and Angela wouldn’t have anything to complain about.
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