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Random scenes from The Office

Posted on 5/1/21 at 2:45 pm
Posted by Jax Teller
Member since Aug 2018
3914 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 2:45 pm
Because I like these threads. Fight me.

Pretzel Day. Michael waits in line for like an hour to get his pretzel. Pretzel dude commences to rattle off all 18 toppings without even being asked? No way in hell that would ever happen.

But of course Michael asks for all of them and then passes out from a sugar high
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8065 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 2:51 pm to
"Ah the works"
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46492 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 3:06 pm to
Always hated the thought of a pretzel covered in all that stuff. But then nothing about a hot pretzel really appeals to me so maybe I’m just weird
Posted by funnystuff
Member since Nov 2012
8330 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 3:15 pm to
“Is this the same grill you grilled your foot on?”


“No... Yes, but I got all the foot off of it”


Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 3:24 pm to
Marley and Me and On Golden fricking Pond
Posted by BCLA
Bossier City
Member since Mar 2005
8074 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

Marley and Me and On Golden fricking Pon


That entire episode validated Robert California being on the show to me. He had so many great lines on that house tour alone.
Posted by KingofthePoint
Member since Feb 2009
10135 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 3:31 pm to
They cut out a great “that’s what she said “ by Stanley from that episode
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
4653 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 3:39 pm to
"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, driving my daughter to a school that's too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on pretzel day, well, I like pretzel day."


Man if that doesn't sum up the real truth of grinding it out in an office year after year just trying to make it through by enjoying the small things every now and then.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6507 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 3:48 pm to
The only reason the Scranton branch was “profitable” was because of Kevin’s Keleven accounting. Corporate knew this, and that’s why they kept Michael Scott as manager, since he probably wouldn’t figure it out, and even if he did, he was too loyal to the company to say anything.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150762 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

Is this the same grill you grilled your foot on?

“Tell them that you cooked your foot?”

BURNED my foot, Pam.
Posted by Jax Teller
Member since Aug 2018
3914 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 4:19 pm to
Bob Vance bought me this perfume in metropolitan Orlando. It’s made from real pine.

Who’s Bob Vance?

You have a lot to learn about this town sweetie.
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
3373 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 5:17 pm to
When Michael said to Karen "You look exotic, was your dad a GI?”

Cracks me up!
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
21060 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 5:19 pm to
The entire scene with Kevin leaving Jim and Pam's wedding reception in the kleenex boxes then dunking his feet into the hotel icemachine"

"I got 6 numbers, one more and I would have gotten an entire phone number"
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86495 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 6:43 pm to
Didn't we already have like a hundred page thread on this?
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 7:13 pm to
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51623 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 7:15 pm to
quote:

When Michael said to Karen "You look exotic, was your dad a GI?”


Then he tells Martin "I'll show you where all the slaves work"
Posted by buzwa
Member since Sep 2006
2468 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 7:59 pm to
Holly: Oh, it’s fabulous. I love what you did.

Michael: [in stereotyped gay accent] Isn’t it wonderful? We love it here. Don’t you love it? All right, let me show you to your desk.

Oscar: [Looks at Michael]

Michael: [in a stereotyped Mexican accent] I show you to your desk.

Oscar: [looks at Michael again]
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93703 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

Bob Vance bought me this perfume in metropolitan Orlando. It’s made from real pine.

Who’s Bob Vance?

You have a lot to learn about this town sweetie.

This is always my favorite one. Phyllis is visibly offended that this person that just moved there doesn't know who this small business owner is.
Posted by lsutigersFTW
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
7342 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 8:22 pm to
Just watched this episode, when Michael and Holly are trying out their Greek gimmick on the security guard and he calls her “Necropolis”. A necropolis is a graveyard
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8065 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 9:17 pm to
Do you like movies?
Michael: [as Mikanos] I like the musical “Grease”, or as we call it, “home”.
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