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re: Obtuse Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice TD review thread (SPOILERS p5+)
Posted on 3/29/16 at 3:38 pm to ThoseGuys
Posted on 3/29/16 at 3:38 pm to ThoseGuys
Saw it today. I'd give it 5/10, not good, but not bad, just a lot of meh which is probably worse. Eisenberg sucked, I have no reaction to anything else. Almost fell asleep in the first half. Just another bland blockbuster movie like TFA and Jurassic World.
Posted on 3/29/16 at 4:14 pm to Brosef Stalin
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Saw it today. I'd give it 5/10, not good, but not bad, just a lot of meh which is probably worse. Eisenberg sucked, I have no reaction to anything else. Almost fell asleep in the first half. Just another bland blockbuster movie like TFA and Jurassic World.
Not to be a dick, but if those three movies don't excite you, what does?
I'm curious.
Posted on 3/29/16 at 4:19 pm to Fewer Kilometers
Just from last year I really liked Mad Max and Ex Machina. So far this year I thought The Witch was great. I'm just getting bored of blockbuster type movies. They're all so bland and generic now. The new Star Trek and Independence Day 2 both look really bad but I'm sure they'll make tons of money.
Posted on 3/29/16 at 4:31 pm to Brosef Stalin
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Just from last year I really liked Mad Max and Ex Machina.
Well frick, I can't argue with those.
Posted on 3/29/16 at 7:12 pm to Brosef Stalin
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I'm just getting bored of blockbuster type movies. They're all so bland and generic now.
If I felt that way, I'd definitely keep buying tickets to see them.
Posted on 3/29/16 at 7:18 pm to Scruffy
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Hold up. That was Flash? I had no idea who the frick that was.
That scene made no sense.
Yes. The only dream sequence that could have made a serious damn and it was so poorly done few knew what the hell it was.
I assumed it was Flash when it was happening, but he looked so strange that the best I could do was just guess.
Posted on 3/29/16 at 8:22 pm to BlacknGold
I just saw the movie. It was pretty good. Glad I ignored the critics.
Posted on 3/29/16 at 8:51 pm to NawlinsTiger9
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found it to be comically bad. In a Batman vs Supeman movie, the dispute that batman was ready to KILL AND DIE FOR was called a no contest due to a lady in Kansas being named Martha. This somehow evoked such an outrageous emotional response that Batman screamed about it for a second and abandoned his life's purpose. And then we're past it.
His whole life purpose was built on the fact his parents were killed in cold blood.
So, memory of mom >>>> life purpose. Or at least the memory meant enough to make him hesitate killing superman, giving supes enough time to tell bats he's trying to save his mom.
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I didn't know what I was watching when the Flash came back in time.
Damn, I thought it was obvious
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Posted on 3/29/16 at 8:55 pm to Bard
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I'm glad you were able to get more from it, but I believe the vast majority of viewers will not get even close to that point.
I'm glad I understood what Snyder was going for and was able to enjoy the movie.
Would suck to be confused like most viewers
Posted on 3/29/16 at 8:58 pm to Bard
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Nope, just the name.
If saying just the name brings him out of his multi-year obsession at the height of his adrenaline and righteousness-fueled rage, then the obsession was pretty weak to begin with (and one that would have been changed had he studied Superman as closely as Batman would study a threat like that over such a long period of time).
The name caused him to hesitate
That hesitation allowed supes time to tell bats he was trying to save his mom. Allowing bats to understand supes true motives.
Posted on 3/29/16 at 9:17 pm to imjustafatkid
I loved it and love unhinged Batman.
Posted on 3/29/16 at 9:39 pm to hawgfaninc
There's no defense for the Martha scene, come on now
Posted on 3/29/16 at 10:10 pm to Scoob
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It sounds like you went in wanting to hate it, rather than let things play out
Your post sounds like you went in already thinking you were gonna love and defend it, rather than give an unbiased look at it as a film.
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This is setting up MULTIPLE future movies
This being the first thing you don't seem to mind. You don't think it could at least try to get thru it's own story before trying to set the tone for the next 20 years of stories?
I would have hated it if Iron Man 2 tried to introduce Thor, and Cap, and Hulk, and Black Widow, and Hawkeye, but also tried to throw Thanos in at the end for them to all team up real quick to fight him. Oh and by the way, here's all the soul gems! Way too much going on. And the Avengers didn't need to be called "Thor vs Iron Man vs The Hulk" just because they didn't get along at first.
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learn the various setups
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others seem like
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Seems like
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It's like they are
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apparently
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those may well be important
If you have to do that much assuming and supposing, then the "setups" aren't really there to learn whether you sit thru all 151 minutes or leave after Bruce is carried out of a cave by bats. After 151 minutes, you still have no more clue what the heck any of it was supposed to mean than if you walk out after 15 minutes. That's because...
Even in your own words, the title characters
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see no point to their actions
And that's because they're isn't a point to anyone's actions. The director has no direction, the film has no direction, there is no real substance. The audience senses the lack of a point, not in actions of the characters, but in the movie period.
You try really hard to defend this movie but your real feelings come thru in these statements:
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Weird twist, but
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Totally plausible
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No goofier than
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we then come back and say they are smart devices.
You really didn't like a lot of things but you are determined to defend this movie and it's intentions. You're sticking up for unnecessary changes to core characters and calling it a "weird twist." You're searching for even a "plausible" reasoning behind a character's actions that again prove pointless and a waste of time. You're accepting what's supposed to be a display of batman's capabilities and arsenal, showing how dark and gritty he is, but writing it off as "no goofier than..." You even admit you'll only come back and think this movie is smart if, in fact, all these things you think and hope and suppose and assume are gonna happen actually proceed to happen.
Tl;Dr version: I think a lot of defenders of this movie think it was a 2.5 hour trailer for the upcoming DCEU and are therefore pumped up for what may come but don't really care how bad the trailer really was.
Posted on 3/29/16 at 10:30 pm to hawgfaninc
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Allowing bats to understand supes true motives.
Because in the 2 years he spent training to take Superman down, he never bothered to research Superman's motives?
He knew them already, he just didn't care to trust them. Bruce himself tells us that if there's even a 1% chance someone that powerful can go bad then he has to be taken down. Wellllll... that is until he finds out their mothers had the same first name and then minutes later he's saving Martha Kent and telling her he is a friend of her son.
Posted on 3/29/16 at 10:49 pm to stuckintexas
quote:Dude, it's a comic book movie. it isn't the Godfather, it isn't some deep and introspective dramatic film achievement. It was never meant to be.
stuckintexas
quote:If you took it that way, you're wrong.
Your post sounds like you went in already thinking you were gonna love and defend it, rather than give an unbiased look at it as a film.
Growing up, I was a bigger fan of DC than Marvel, but I freely admit that Marvel has made (BY FAR) the superior movies coming in. I loved Iron Man, I loved Avengers, I loved GOTG. Hell, I enjoyed Thor, Cap America, Ant-Man, etc. I'm looking forward to Civil War with a lot of anticipation.
Contrast that to DC: I cringed that the disaster that Green Lantern was, I came away unimpressed and disappointed with TDKR, and a lot of MOS put me off (Costner saying don't be a hero, don't save me, etc). I never saw the supposed romance between Clark and Lois in that, it just seemed odd in the presentation.
I was nervous about this movie leading in. I thought the inclusion of other heroes might be a mistake, I saw no need to reboot Batman once again, and Gadot didn't look like Wonder Woman to me. That was BEFORE the critics hit. I did want to see it, and hoped I would like it, but if you check my posts, you'll see that I was very discouraged by the "dark" talk, and the comparisons to Watchmen in tone, which I felt was too bleak to build a universe on. So, I skipped the opening weekend.
A friend at work saw it, and said he liked it a lot more than the critics did. Said it was worth seeing on the big screen; so I (rather reluctantly) went after work last night.
You know what, I'm glad I did, instead of waiting for it to hit DVD or on-demand. It isn't the same plotline as the Marvel movies, but that's fine. It doesn't have to be.
It doesn't "introduce" a lot of characters, it has a couple seconds of footage of "meta-humans". I KNOW that's the Flash, Aquaman, and (I suppose) Cyborg, but those are merely hints that they exist. It DOESN'T introduce Batman, because EVERYONE knows who Bruce Wayne is (and I don't need yet another movie devoted to his origin); he's like James Bond- give a guy a tux, some style, a Walther and a British accent, and we're good.
And it obviously doesn't introduce Superman, because it's a sequel to MOS.
Now, it DOES introduce Wonder Woman, but ALL the film does is call her Ms Prince, show a photo that suggests she's a lot older than she looks, we learn first that she's smooth enough to joust with Wayne, and then we see her display some serious fighting talent and skills. The rest, including her origin and history, are all up in the air. Heck, she isn't even called "Wonder Woman", she just shows up in armor and says "I've killed creatures from other worlds before", and faces off with Doomsday.
Posted on 3/29/16 at 10:59 pm to stuckintexas
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Posted on 3/29/16 at 11:02 pm to Bard
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"Our mothers have the same name??? ERRMAHGERRRD you must be a good person too then!!"
here is something that explains this better so the mentally impaired can understand
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Sure, the coincidence of both Batman and Superman's mothers' being named Martha might just be due to an oversight in the DC writing room decades ago, but it made a basic connection that sparks Bruce Wayne's empathy towards the Man of Steel. Bruce Wayne realizes that Clark Kent has the best intentions, and like him, just wants to prevent his mother's death. While it was too late for Martha Wayne, this feeling ultimately led to Bruce Wayne returning to why he became Batman in the first place: not to punish criminals, but to prevent tragedies like the one that scarred him for life. After that encounter and witnessing Superman selflessness during the fight with Doomsday, Batman has a renewed faith in other costumed heroes
This post was edited on 3/29/16 at 11:04 pm
Posted on 3/29/16 at 11:02 pm to BilJ
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There's no defense for the Martha scene, come on now
See, I hated the movie but that scene didn't really bother me. I took it as Batman coming to the realization that he wasn't just killing an alien, he was killing somebodys son.
Now what was really stupid and confusing was the last scene with Batman and Lex. Why does Bats spare Lex of the branding?He's cool with branding a bunch of lowly criminals. But the super villain that created an evil monster man? Nahhhh frick that
Are we suppose to assume Batman is back to not killing?
Also how the frick do you not have a scene with Batman carrying a dead Superman.
Posted on 3/29/16 at 11:11 pm to jeff5891
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