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re: Movies with really bad ideas/premises that completely nailed it.

Posted on 3/16/15 at 4:59 pm to
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 3/16/15 at 4:59 pm to
Nothing But Trouble

Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, Dan Ackroyd, John Candy, and Tupac Shakur all get caught up in New Jersey coal field shenanigans that involve a moat of piss and poop, a draw bridge, and metal sculptures surrounding an old court house where all traffic violators are put to death on a rollercoaster called Mr. Bonestripper. The judge of the court is a man that recalls fighting in WWI, who has a fake leg, a fake nose shaped like a penis, and no upper lip. Essentially he's a walking skeleton who is easily over 100 years old.

He allows a bunch of West Coast pot smoking thugs go free if they play the music for the judge's suddenly arranged marriage between his mute granddaughter, Eldona, and Chevy Chase's character who happens to be a New York banker that the judge absolutely hates.

And Eldona has two brothers or sons who are essentially giant adult babies...literally babies...who are incredibly fat, have no hair, and they wear diapers that have never been changed while at the same time being master mechanics who run the chop shop that is located within the premises of the courthouse. Giant babies named Bobo and lil'Debill (Devil).

Not to mention that at dinner the judge descends out of the ceiling to 1930s music and activates a train set that pops up out of the table and circles the table to old country music while at the same time delivering pickles, mustard, ketchup, and ants-on-a-log to the guests seated at the table.

And finally, the entire New Jersey highway patrol is aware that this judge has been killing all traffic violators for nearly an entire century and they are all in on it! At the moment that Chevy Chase and Demi Moore are about to be killed by the judge and the entire Jersey highway patrol, the raging coal fire in the caverns below the courthouse causes the ground to become unstable and the entire courthouse and some of the New Jersey highway patrol is swallowed into the fiery abyss.

Chevy Chase and Demi Moore somehow escape. Meanwhile, their rich friends who were with them during the original arrest find their way back to Brazil with the aide of their new head of security, John Candy, the original officer who arrested them for failing to make a full stop at a stop sign that nearly led to their death sentence.

Then, while Chevy Chase is watching the nightly news which is covering the coal mine fire in the coal fields, the reporter interviews an old man and wouldn't you guess who it is? The judge! And the lunatic judge tells the reporter that he's planning to visit his son inlaw and holds up Chevy Chase's drivers license which lists his home address.

Chevy Chase freaks out and literally runs thru a wall like bugs bunny leaving a perfect cartoonish cutout of his body and you hear him yell "No you won't," while looney toons music plays.

Roll credits.
This post was edited on 3/16/15 at 5:05 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 4:59 pm to
I plan to watch Nothing But Trouble tonight!
This post was edited on 3/16/15 at 5:06 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 5:20 pm to
I'd say

Groundhog day
Ghostbusters
And beetlejuice too.
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
36242 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 5:21 pm to
The Big Lebowski. so many people didn't like it upon first viewing, and I think that has to do with the fact that they were expecting some kind of interesting narrative.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32493 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 5:23 pm to
The Birds
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 5:23 pm to
Austin Powers: the first one

I think I was one of a handful that went to see it in theaters.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109266 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 5:28 pm to
quote:

Austin Powers: the first one

I think I was one of a handful that went to see it in theaters.


A Bond parody that just completely deconstructs the genre? Don't think that's all that bad of an idea.

As for a bad idea that turned out good: The Brave Little Toaster.
Posted by drockw1
Member since Jun 2006
9119 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 8:28 pm to
quote:

The Big Lebowski


First one I thought of...

Also




Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20407 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 8:30 pm to
Bad Words
Posted by Snatchy
Member since Nov 2009
3281 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 9:58 pm to
[quote]Nothing But Trouble Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, Dan Ackroyd, John Candy, and Tupac Shakur all get caught up in New Jersey coal field shenanigans that involve a moat of piss and poop, a draw bridge, and metal sculptures surrounding an old court house where all traffic violators are put to death on a rollercoaster called Mr. Bonestripper. The judge of the court is a man that recalls fighting in WWI, who has a fake leg, a fake nose shaped like a penis, and no upper lip. Essentially he's a walking skeleton who is easily over 100 years old. He allows a bunch of West Coast pot smoking thugs go free if they play the music for the judge's suddenly arranged marriage between his mute granddaughter, Eldona, and Chevy Chase's character who happens to be a New York banker that the judge absolutely hates. And Eldona has two brothers or sons who are essentially giant adult babies...literally babies...who are incredibly fat, have no hair, and they wear diapers that have never been changed while at the same time being master mechanics who run the chop shop that is located within the premises of the courthouse. Giant babies named Bobo and lil'Debill (Devil). Not to mention that at dinner the judge descends out of the ceiling to 1930s music and activates a train set that pops up out of the table and circles the table to old country music while at the same time delivering pickles, mustard, ketchup, and ants-on-a-log to the guests seated at the table. And finally, the entire New Jersey highway patrol is aware that this judge has been killing all traffic violators for nearly an entire century and they are all in on it! At the moment that Chevy Chase and Demi Moore are about to be killed by the judge and the entire Jersey highway patrol, the raging coal fire in the caverns below the courthouse causes the ground to become unstable and the entire courthouse and some of the New Jersey highway patrol is swallowed into the fiery abyss. Chevy Chase and Demi Moore somehow escape. Meanwhile, their rich friends who were with them during the original arrest find their way back to Brazil with the aide of their new head of security, John Candy, the original officer who arrested them for failing to make a full stop at a stop sign that nearly led to their death sentence. Then, while Chevy Chase is watching the nightly news which is covering the coal mine fire in the coal fields, the reporter interviews an old man and wouldn't you guess who it is? The judge! And the lunatic judge tells the reporter that he's planning to visit his son inlaw and holds up Chevy Chase's drivers license which lists his home address. Chevy Chase freaks out and literally runs thru a wall like bugs bunny leaving a perfect cartoonish cutout of his body and you hear him yell "No you won't," while looney toons music plays. Roll credits. [/quote











Nothing but Trouble is the most underrated movie in history.


This post was edited on 3/16/15 at 9:59 pm
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
18480 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:16 pm to
The Social Network - I despise Facebook and have ZERO use for it and get annoyed any time the word is even mentioned, but I loved that movie. I was absolutely stunned by the fact that I enjoyed it. I remember thinking "I can't stand Facebook so why the frick should I care about how it became what it is?" Then I watched it on a rainy afternoon on HBO and said "damn...that was really freaking good".

Oh and that Trent Reznor soundtrack
This post was edited on 3/16/15 at 10:18 pm
Posted by KCTigerFan212
Kansas City
Member since May 2014
243 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 12:03 am to
Moneyball. I enjoyed the book, but when I heard it was going to become a movie, I thought it would suck badly.

Outside of a few inaccurate things, it turned out to be a great movie and one of my favorite Brad Pitt performances.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 12:10 am to
Benjamin button
Posted by GeauxLSUGeaux
1 room down from Erin Andrews
Member since May 2004
23382 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 12:17 am to
Forrest Gump, for sure.

A movie about a retard who plays college football, ping pong and is a war hero who starts an international shrimping business? Come the f*ck on
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36148 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 1:22 am to
first four seasons of Dexter

A serial killing sociopath with a honor code based on morality is an interesting premise but seems inherently too contradictory to be plausible. The hallmark of sociopaths is an inability to recognize the morality that guides Dexter's code
Posted by The Dude Abides
Atlanta, GA
Member since Feb 2010
2231 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 5:59 am to
quote:

The Big Lebowski
Yeah well, that just like...your opinion, man.

p.s. you shut your dirty whore mouth!
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81759 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 7:20 am to
quote:

The Social Network - I despise Facebook and have ZERO use for it and get annoyed any time the word is even mentioned, but I loved that movie. I was absolutely stunned by the fact that I enjoyed it. I remember thinking "I can't stand Facebook so why the frick should I care about how it became what it is
This all would apply to Days of Thunder for me. HATE everything about NASCAR.
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
20815 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 7:25 am to
quote:

Nothing But Trouble


That movie always freaks me out
Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12268 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 7:43 am to
quote:

Nothing But Trouble


May be the worst movie in history
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21509 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 7:45 am to
Not much of a movie watcher, or at least rememoror, but Groundhog Day fits the bill.
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