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re: Movies Where “The Girl” Wasn’t Hot Enough

Posted on 12/17/19 at 1:29 pm to
Posted by Dire Wolf
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Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

The Shining


Why would she need to be hot?


yeah, i thought about shelley duval in popeye. but, i don't think she was supposed to be hot
Posted by Pandy Fackler
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 1:37 pm to
Oh yeah. That dikey looking Irish chick. Well done. Upvote deployed.
Posted by nobigdeal69
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 1:42 pm to
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Hillary Swank


Posted by stateofplay
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 1:44 pm to
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Holy shite you have lost your mind .... or you're gay.

Kruger was probably the most classically beautiful woman in the world at the time and still is imho.

Her face, body, eyes, hair, lips, everything are probably the most perfect archetypical examples of beauty perhaps the world has seen in some time. Even mathematicians agree when her features are put into CAD models, the shape is perfectly balanced using every metric, every scale.

She literally has no flaws. She is a pure natural, God gifted beauty and by all accounts she is a wonderful woman to be around as well. Completely unpretentious, devoid of vanity and ego, totally unaware of her own charms.

She is darn near perfection.


She is attractive, and good enough for troy but not the most beautiful...that's too far
Posted by HubbaBubba
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 1:45 pm to
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Anything with Renée Zellweger.


I was dating a chick that looked kinda' like Rene Zellweger in Jerry Maguire. She was with me and we saw it in the theater.

I broke up with her a week later. I just suddenly couldn't stand seeing her anymore. She reminded me too much of her when she said, "I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is." and I absolutely could not see myself ever saying to her, "You complete me."
Posted by skrayper
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 1:45 pm to
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yeah, i thought about shelley duval in popeye. but, i don't think she was supposed to be hot


I think she's supposed to look like Olive Oyl.

Gotta say she pulls that off pretty well.

Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 1:46 pm to
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I think she's supposed to look like Olive Oyl.

Gotta say she pulls that off pretty well.



exactly
Posted by Dire Wolf
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 1:50 pm to
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yeah, i thought about shelley duval in popeye. but, i don't think she was supposed to be hot




Especially not in the shining. She is battered wife to drink failing author of a husband. If she was a dime it would be confusing to why she is with him.
Posted by skrayper
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 1:53 pm to
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I remember thinking MJ in the new Spiderman is not attractive enough to be the one Peter does stupid shite for.


I think he's just supposed to have feelings for her; she's supposed to be his high school crush. He's still a dorky kid in love with another dorky kid.

I think the setup is that if they get to a point where they're both adults, you'll see her move from "nerdy kid" to "hot model" or the like. I mean, while Zendaya may or may not be everyone's cup of tea she's hardly "unattractive".
Posted by kingbob
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 1:55 pm to
They go to extreme lengths to dress down Zendaya and make her appear shorter onscreen. She can be very attractive
Posted by AlxTgr
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 1:56 pm to
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1. The chick from Tombstone.
Which one?
Posted by BilJ
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 1:58 pm to
Heath won the oscar when he delivered the "you are beautiful" line with a straight face to maggie
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

quote:
1. The chick from Tombstone.
Which one?




The one that Billy Zane plays
Posted by skrayper
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 2:01 pm to
I think you have to set some rules up for this kind of debate.

1. Is the woman the motivating factor?

In other words, in Zombieland she's a factor in them going to the park to rescue them. In 28 Days Later, she's another survivor.

2. Does the person already have some connection to her?

Die Hard, she's his estranged wife and mother of his two kids. No reason to look into that.

3. Are they kids or supposed to be kids?

You don't look at the start of Up and think, "That little girl isn't hot enough for him to do all that!" - Because that's just fricked up.

4. Is she hot for the time frame?

I mean, while some beauties are classic (Marilyn Monroe for example), others are more in tune with what was "hot" for the time frame but not so much what we might consider hot now. Like how heroin chic was hot in the 90s but we probably wouldn't consider that look super hot these days.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 2:03 pm to
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she's hardly "unattractive"
false
Posted by Nguyener
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 2:06 pm to
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remember thinking MJ in the new Spiderman is not attractive enough to be the one Peter does stupid shite for.



They're supposed to be kids in high school. And you're a pervert.
Posted by Ham And Glass
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 2:09 pm to
Kate in Titanic is okay; In Little Children , however, the filmmakers try to sell us on the fact that the main male character would leave Jennifer Connelly for Kate--fiction at its most absurd level.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 2:10 pm to
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They're supposed to be kids in high school. And you're a pervert.


i was a kid in highschool in the 70s so, can i comment on the chicks in dazed and confused?

oh and zendaya is 23 .. and not at all attractive.
This post was edited on 12/17/19 at 2:11 pm
Posted by DLSWVA
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 2:12 pm to
Dazed and Confused also had Milla Jovovich. So there's that....

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