re: Movie lines that you can't pass up IRL - Post examples

jim carrey

like a glove, like a glove

looooosssser

ace ventura pet detective

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I'm in Advertising Sales

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Yea I'm in sales.

Every time we didn't make a sale I would say

"That guy...might not call us"

Tommy Boy after he set the model car on fire.

"I'll be your huckleberry." and "That's the rumor."

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Movie lines that you can't pass up IRL -

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Most of my friends and I basically only speak in movie lines.

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After quoting movie lines with co-workers a girl said "Is that a movie line?"

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Obviously she's not a golfer.

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Any time someone stumbles or stutters verbally I say,
"well said, well spoken."
Caddy shack

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Also could go with t-t-t-t-t-today, junior.

I like to use "well, we're waiting" from Caddyshack when someone is taking forever.

Also Stripes, "Lighten up Francis"

I used to always say "Good shot Jatson".

Everytime I see an animal that has gotten a hold of something I say in my best Australian "That dingo's got your baby"

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Obviously she's not a golfer

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I use that one a lot. People rarely get it. :/


Another one I use often that people never get... when something unusual or out of the ordinary happens, "must be a glitch in the matrix." Which now that I think about i, I'm not sure if that is an actual quote form a movie. I thought it was from a comedy, but a quick google search only yields the "deja vu" quote which is not the context I use it in.

I use many of those already listed. One movie not discussed that I use 3 or 4 lines from is Multiplicity (of course, all in the voice of #3).

Anytime someone comes back from shopping, I say "did you bring me a monkey?"

If we're having pizza, I go with the obvious..."I like pizza....I LIKE it."

Sometimes when my wife and I are getting intimate, I'll say "she touched my pepe."

Sometimes when someone walks in the room, I'll say "hey Steve."

Not from a movie, but anytime someone brings up something being open 24 hours, I use the Steven Wright line "not in a row."

You're the one whose..brains...got a...shell on it

Very nice (borat accent)