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re: Most out of their league marriages in Hollywood
Posted on 7/14/23 at 2:57 pm to Zaqwert
Posted on 7/14/23 at 2:57 pm to Zaqwert
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What is the Larry David test?
If a rich, successful, good looking guy has a fat or ugly wife it shows he's a man of character, because it would be trivially easy for him to upgrade to something way better.
Larry to inventor: Obviously, you're a man of integrity (looking at inventor's wife).
Inventor's wife (Aida Turturro, the actress who played Janice Soprano): What the frick is that supposed to mean?
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Posted on 7/14/23 at 3:11 pm to Frac the world
Posted on 7/14/23 at 3:14 pm to Frac the world
Just saw another intelligent poster posted the exact same thing, but I'll keep it since it's still funny.
This post was edited on 7/14/23 at 3:20 pm
Posted on 7/14/23 at 3:33 pm to BobABooey
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Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman
While I think Devito is obviously has a unique size and appearance, I don’t know that Perlman was going to do a LOT better.
Posted on 7/14/23 at 4:00 pm to Hetfield
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I can explain Hugh Jackman. He is closeted gay. He married a beard to hide his sexuality when he started out in the entertainment industry.
its the only explanation....
mostly joking. ive seen interviews with them together and it seems genuine.
This post was edited on 7/14/23 at 4:02 pm
Posted on 7/14/23 at 4:12 pm to SquatchDawg
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but don’t shite on him for appearing to be a straight up guy.
I don't think anyone is shitting on him, per se. I mean, Freddie Mercury loved his beard and left everything to her, despite getting all the way out of the closet at times.
What am I missing?
On a completely unrelated
note, Ms. Hugh Jackman (Deborra-Lee Furness) is best friends with Nicole Kidman. Draw whatever inference you like.Posted on 7/14/23 at 4:39 pm to MorbidTheClown
Posted on 7/14/23 at 4:46 pm to Madking
Posted on 7/14/23 at 5:02 pm to Ghost of Colby
She's extremely skinny.
Eta: That's not Seal's daughter.
Eta: That's not Seal's daughter.
This post was edited on 7/14/23 at 7:23 pm
Posted on 7/14/23 at 5:27 pm to tiggerthetooth
If I were Seal I might question if she was mine.
Posted on 7/14/23 at 5:50 pm to Madking
I mean… why would he? She’s the daughter of Flavio Briatore.
Posted on 7/14/23 at 6:21 pm to GeauxTigerTM
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Though I don't think they were ever married, Michelle Pfeifer and Fisher Stevens always made me shake my head.
There has long been a rumor that Michelle briefly worked for a high class escort service that catered to Hollywood execs back in the late 70s and that's how she got her foot in the door.
Don't know if that's true but I'm not sure why it has followed her around and not other hot chicks that got their lucky break.
Posted on 7/14/23 at 6:41 pm to AUFANATL
This is true about Michelle Pfieffer. The casting couch is real.
Posted on 7/14/23 at 6:44 pm to Hetfield
Denise Richards too. She worked for Heidi Fleiss (how she ended up with Charlie Sheen)
Posted on 7/14/23 at 6:45 pm to Ghost of Colby
Wood:
Posted on 7/14/23 at 6:55 pm to BobABooey
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Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman
They seem like a perfect match to me
Posted on 7/14/23 at 7:03 pm to Hetfield
>The casting couch is real.
Joan Crawford claimed the only actress who did not get her career via the casting couch was Katherine Hepburn
But Kate got Howard Hughes to lend her the money to buy the rights to The Philadelphia Story, so she fricked when she had to
Joan Crawford claimed the only actress who did not get her career via the casting couch was Katherine Hepburn
But Kate got Howard Hughes to lend her the money to buy the rights to The Philadelphia Story, so she fricked when she had to
Posted on 7/14/23 at 7:49 pm to Hetfield
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Brosnan's wife was gorgeous & thin early on. Then she hit the wall & did nothing to lose weight. Brosnan is a Saint for staying with her.
Or, you know…maybe he just loves her for who she is.
Novel concept, I know.
Posted on 7/14/23 at 7:59 pm to Hetfield
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Brosnan's wife was gorgeous & thin early on. Then she hit the wall & did nothing to lose weight. Brosnan is a Saint for staying with her.
1. She's lost 100lbs since then.
2. She was there for him when his daughter died of cancer
She seems pretty saintly to me as well.
Posted on 7/14/23 at 8:00 pm to SquatchDawg
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Man that’s fricking shite.
He’s been married to her for 27 years. Is it possible he’s committed to her and isn’t going to ditch her arse because of age? God only knows if I could do it given the opportunities he’s had, but don’t shite on him for appearing to be a straight up guy
If you stay dedicated to someone, this board immediately presumes you're gay.
It's a particularly weird take.
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