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re: Mike Damone from Fast Times: the biggest loser in high school movie history
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:25 pm to Tiger in NY
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:25 pm to Tiger in NY
Chet was a man's man and should not be persecuted for being awesome.
No one could have predicted the nerdy butt stains would be able to summon a digital goddess from a lightning bolt. not him and not you, so drop it.
No one could have predicted the nerdy butt stains would be able to summon a digital goddess from a lightning bolt. not him and not you, so drop it.
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Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:27 pm to Zephyrius
Yeah, Damone was a loser, and I love that it's not until the football player snubs him that you realize how much his bravado is just an act.
Second place, from a more obscure 80's movie:
Williams, from Heaven Help Us
He was the chronic masturbator kid:
Rooney: [Standing in line for confession] Hey, Williams, you got your list?
Williams: Oh, yeah.
Rooney: Let's have a look.
[Reading Williams' list]
Rooney: Jesus! You got here you jerked off 168 times? And it's been one month since your last confession? That's an average of...
Williams: 5.6 times a day.
Rooney: Oh, my God, you can't tell him that. He'll cut your balls off.
Second place, from a more obscure 80's movie:
Williams, from Heaven Help Us
He was the chronic masturbator kid:
Rooney: [Standing in line for confession] Hey, Williams, you got your list?
Williams: Oh, yeah.
Rooney: Let's have a look.
[Reading Williams' list]
Rooney: Jesus! You got here you jerked off 168 times? And it's been one month since your last confession? That's an average of...
Williams: 5.6 times a day.
Rooney: Oh, my God, you can't tell him that. He'll cut your balls off.
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:33 pm to Al Bundy Bulldog
Biff is a beast.
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:34 pm to TygerTyger
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Williams, from Heaven Help Us
Awesome movie for those of us that were raised Catholic and were beaten by brothers. The beatings handed out at that school, St. Basils if I recall correctly, were not bad compared to many of the real life beatings I was given and witnessed handed out by the Brothers.
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:34 pm to TygerTyger
Williams just needed to left off some anxiety after running from Vampires.
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:37 pm to manwich
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No one could have predicted the nerdy butt stains would be able to summon a digitalgoddess from a lightning bolt. not him and not you, so drop it.
Dude stole money from and tried to prevent his little brother from getting laid. He then threatened to tell mom and dad. Loser. Greasy pork sandwich was the only cool thing Chet did.
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:37 pm to NIH
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NIH
Mike Damone from Fast Times: the biggest loser in high school movie history
Biff is a beast.
Is that Billy Zane? I didn't realize he was in that.
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:40 pm to Zamoro10
I actually think Stacy is the biggest loser in Fast Times...
She loses her virginity to a mall stereo salesman in a high school baseball dugout...
Then screws the biggest male loser in school (by forcing herself on him) in their parents cabana...
Gets pregnant...lies to her family/brother...has an abortion...
Then ends this fairy tale life by taking it slow with the school nerd.
She loses her virginity to a mall stereo salesman in a high school baseball dugout...
Then screws the biggest male loser in school (by forcing herself on him) in their parents cabana...
Gets pregnant...lies to her family/brother...has an abortion...
Then ends this fairy tale life by taking it slow with the school nerd.
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:40 pm to DanTiger
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Is that Billy Zane? I didn't realize he was in that.
Yep and Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:41 pm to NIH
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:51 pm to Al Bundy Bulldog
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:55 pm to busbeepbeep
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How bout the "SHUSH" guy from Encino Man:
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:56 pm to TygerTyger
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Yeah, Damone was a loser, and I love that it's not until the football player snubs him that you realize how much his bravado is just an act.
Probably knew more people like him in HS than any of the other characters on that show.
Posted on 3/14/12 at 4:16 pm to Al Bundy Bulldog
tony and mike say hello
Posted on 3/14/12 at 4:24 pm to CAGator
quote:that's a fragrance of love scented candle!!!
Posted on 3/14/12 at 4:26 pm to Flair Chops
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Why y'all gotta waste his flavor. Damn!
Posted on 3/14/12 at 4:27 pm to jojothetireguy
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Why y'all gotta waste his flavor. Damn!
My favorite line.
Posted on 3/14/12 at 4:33 pm to jojothetireguy
Special K played JV basketball Dabone didn't do jack.
Posted on 3/14/12 at 4:35 pm to Dab
Ronald Miller got lucky in the end, but he was really a loser:
Crapping on your friend's house is pretty low.
Crapping on your friend's house is pretty low.
This post was edited on 3/14/12 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 3/14/12 at 4:41 pm to Tiger in NY
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