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Major Nelson is the biggest villain in sitcom history.

Posted on 4/8/21 at 12:18 pm
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 4/8/21 at 12:18 pm
How awesome would it be to be greeted by Jeanie every day? She’s always so happy to see him. Then, she gives him anything that fricker wants, but the last thing he wants is Jeanie!

I fricking hate Major Nelson and demand that mother fricker be canceled.

/triggered.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 4/8/21 at 12:23 pm to
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28159 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 12:27 pm to
I always took it as he didn’t want to take advantage of her naivety.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
14969 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 12:51 pm to
I don't know about hating Major Nelson but hell yeah, I would have been banging Jeanie every day and twice on Sunday
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/8/21 at 12:57 pm to
He eventually snapped and used her powers to put every other oil and gas business in Texas under his control or in bankruptcy.
Posted by Shorter Yards
Here and There
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 4/8/21 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

He eventually snapped and used her powers to put every other oil and gas business in Texas under his control or in bankruptcy.



Didn't help him from getting shot though.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 4/8/21 at 1:11 pm to
Larry Hagman had an amazing acting career on TV.
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
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Posted on 4/8/21 at 1:11 pm to




Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 2:05 pm to
She’s mine!!!
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7334 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 2:12 pm to
The only logical answer is Nelson was gay.
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23055 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

Larry Hagman had an amazing acting career on TV.

sadly the bottle he couldn’t get enough of didn’t have a Jeannie in it.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17273 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

quote:

He eventually snapped and used her powers to put every other oil and gas business in Texas under his control or in bankruptcy.



Didn't help him from getting shot though.

I always suspected Dr Bellows did it.

That dude was always t h i s c l o s e to losing it.

Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/8/21 at 4:22 pm to
I think after that episode where Major Healey had Jeanie for a weekend, I don't think Tony wanted her back.
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 4/8/21 at 6:16 pm to
Larry Hagman was a bad Mofo. Loved his characters. He also directed a few episodes of In The Heat of The Night.
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 4/8/21 at 6:30 pm to
This is lacking something
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 6:33 pm to
I love her so much.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13142 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 6:34 pm to
He didn't want sue ellen either.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
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Posted on 4/8/21 at 6:54 pm to
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This is lacking something


I remember her playing a manicurist on the old "Andy Griffith Show" where she winds up in Mayberry and starts doing manicures in Floyd's Barber Shop. She certainly filled out that dress nicely with her classic hourglass figure.


She was one of my crushes as a youth as far as actresses went. I was a teen in the mid 60's when she was on TV on a weekly basis.
Posted by ScottFowler
NE Ohio
Member since Sep 2012
4119 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:03 pm to
I thought this thread was about Mike Nelson.
Shame on me.

Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32479 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 7:25 pm to
Maybe he didn't want to frick outside of his species.

I mean...he ain't Captain Kirk.

You know she's not human, right?
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