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re: Lines in movies that aren’t all that funny but you still find hilarious

Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:24 pm to
Posted by Ten Bears
Florida
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4766 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:24 pm to
I think I'll have a drink
This post was edited on 10/23/23 at 12:36 pm
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15551 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:35 pm to
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Are you trying to make me mad? I said Dr. Pepper. This is Mr. Pibb. … Only assholes drink Mr. Pibb.



Automatically drop this quote anytime someone grabs a Pibb
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10359 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:46 pm to
"I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it will be worth it."
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
18926 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

“Don’t piss me off, Art”

- Clark Griswold, Christmas Vacation

Such a subtle line in the movie and I die laughing every time.


"I know Art, and thanks for noticing"

-Clark in response to Art's "The little lights, they aren't twinkling"

His interactions with Art
Posted by Cole Beer
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Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 2/7/23 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth.
Posted by 98eagle
Member since Sep 2020
3138 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 5:30 pm to
"It's just a flesh wound.". Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"So you’re telling me there’s a chance" Dumb and Dumber
This post was edited on 2/7/23 at 5:33 pm
Posted by GolfIsGood
Member since Jun 2017
345 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:46 pm to
Dumb and Dumber is full of them:

That John Denver’s full of sh*t, man

Our pets’ heads are falling off

Samsonite

We landed on the moon

I got worms


Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:55 pm to
Lt. Amos:
You think you are so hot 'cos you get in all the clubs, heh? Just because you have sex with great looking women...

Ford Fairlane:
You got to admit those are pretty good reasons...
Posted by invidiousEndures
Member since Nov 2022
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Posted on 2/7/23 at 10:55 pm to
"I'll be back."
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162153 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 11:22 pm to
“I work too hard for your bullshite Chip”


Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
19808 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 11:31 pm to
Alec Baldwin to Matt Damon in The Departed:

I'm gonna go have a smoke. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do you? What are you, one of those fitness freaks, huh?
Go frick yourself.
This post was edited on 2/7/23 at 11:33 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 2/8/23 at 6:46 am to
I don't know shite about frick!
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 10:32 am to
quote:

Lines in movies that aren’t all that funny but you still find hilarious

Well that's great, that's just f***in' great man. Now what the f*** are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty sh*t now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f*** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

You are an inanimate fricking object!
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
39307 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 12:02 pm to
Lone Wadie: "I noticed when you get to disliking someone they ain't around long, neither."
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13574 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 12:07 pm to
In Star Trek III, Kirk's son is killed. Back on the Enterprise, when Kirk found out, he collapsed backwards into his chair. People in the movie theater laughed
Posted by messyjesse
Member since Nov 2015
2229 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 12:20 pm to
Heywood in Shawshank: "Old man's crazy as a rat in a tin shithouse."
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
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Posted on 2/8/23 at 12:35 pm to
Posted by MasterJSchroeder
Berwick
Member since Nov 2020
1238 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 12:59 pm to
From Rocky 3

Rocky: "how much do you think he eats?"

Mick: "about 202lbs"

Ring announcer: "Weighing in at 202lbs, Rocky Balboa"

Rocky: Glares at Mick

Mick: Smirks
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
11789 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 1:43 pm to
The Wrestler

Bouncer: "Ram! Let's take it outside"

Ram on the way out: "You want a drink my man?"
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
17480 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

Well that's great, that's just f***in' great man. Now what the f*** are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty sh*t now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f*** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

The other Hudson line that gets me is after Ripley says Newt survived longer than 17 days with no weapons or training.

"Why don't you put her in charge?"
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