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re: Lieutenant Dan's wife was butt ugly

Posted on 10/24/21 at 11:43 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150272 posts
Posted on 10/24/21 at 11:43 pm to
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Jeez, all the OT wives must be smoking hot babes then.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74795 posts
Posted on 10/24/21 at 11:50 pm to
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Lt. Dan and Susan had a baby boy who grew up and became the World’s Champion COD player.

He killed more Nazi Zombies than Stalin and Zhukov ever dreamed about making.

Fun Fact: He lived in El Cid for a couple of semesters.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 10/24/21 at 11:55 pm to
That was her only on-screen role. She's an interior designer in Jacksonville.
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
21220 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 12:28 am to
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mean, considering where Lt Dan was headed, I’d say it turned out pretty well. How uppity can a double amputee who’s best friend is a retarded guy really get?


You mean a multi millionaire who had a share of a Fortune 500 company and lots of Apple stock when it was in its infancy. I’m sure he could get any woman
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25679 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 1:02 am to
Jenny probably gave Lt Dan AIDS
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14663 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 2:32 am to
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What year is it?


Slow time for decent movies. A lot of people are retreading or just now watching classics for the first time. Sopranos is more popular now than ever among 18-25 year olds.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118251 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 2:41 am to
I bet there was hell to pay for Lt. Dan each month when their phone bill came in the mail.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20366 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 4:31 am to
Maybe she made sure every day had a happy ending for Lt. Dan.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
65782 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 5:00 am to
She survived “Squid game”, give her a break…
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
9124 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 6:05 am to
This post was edited on 10/25/21 at 6:09 am
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
7224 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 6:07 am to
At least Lt. Dan didn't fall in love with a whore like Gump did. Jenny may have been better looking but she was a ho
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
12740 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 6:27 am to
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Dudes with no legs can’t exactly be picky.


No legs
Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
7955 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 6:31 am to
That guy shot and killed that fine piece of add.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12439 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 6:42 am to
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she was a ho



Fa show
Posted by Tiger Voodoo
Champs 03 07 09 11(fack) 19!!!
Member since Mar 2007
22120 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 7:05 am to
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Lieutenant Dan's wife was butt ugly






quote:





Posted by CU_Tigers4life
Georgia
Member since Aug 2013
9408 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 7:08 am to
Here's what I think about that stupid comment:

Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63585 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 7:49 am to
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Love is blind, he seemed happy
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63585 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 7:50 am to
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At least Lt. Dan didn't fall in love with a whore like Gump did. Jenny may have been better looking but she was a ho


Truth.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
15057 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 8:24 am to
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I mean, considering where Lt Dan was headed, I’d say it turned out pretty well. How uppity can a double amputee who’s best friend is a retarded guy really get?

He was getting better poony when he was poor, drunk, and living in NY.

You'd think, after he got sober and rich, he'd upgrade from what he was used to.
Posted by Tackle74
Columbia, MO
Member since Mar 2012
5494 posts
Posted on 10/25/21 at 11:43 am to


frick It I would hit that
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