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Latest edition of BilJ's "Commercials that you hate"-type threads
Posted on 4/8/15 at 9:24 am
Posted on 4/8/15 at 9:24 am
It's an insurance commercial, and I'm pretty sure it's All State (with President Palmer).
It's the girl and her husband/boyfriend/whatever, and they're sitting there and she starts talking shite to him about how she got this check in the mail from her insurance company for not getting in any wrecks, and how could that happen since women are such horrible drivers and blah, blah, fricking blah.
The thing that pisses me off is that this appears to be her first check, and you get them (IIRC) every six months that you have no accidents. So is this bitch really gonna sit there and bitch at her husband about women not being bad drivers, when she has gotten (what seems to be) ONE single fricking check for "not getting in a wreck"?
Mind you, simply "not getting in a wreck" doesn't make you a good driver first of all. Secondly, if you're a good driver, you should be getting these checks on the reg. Thirdly, the fact that you're THIS excited and talking shite/bragging to your husband about not getting in a wreck in half a year, you're basically helping to prove the premise that women are shitty drivers anyway because for the rest of the time you've had this insurance, you weren't getting checks, so you obviously suck at driving and get in many wrecks.
Anyway, it bugs the frick out of me and I want to punch my TV when it comes on. Anybody else hate this one, or have any others lately?
It's the girl and her husband/boyfriend/whatever, and they're sitting there and she starts talking shite to him about how she got this check in the mail from her insurance company for not getting in any wrecks, and how could that happen since women are such horrible drivers and blah, blah, fricking blah.
The thing that pisses me off is that this appears to be her first check, and you get them (IIRC) every six months that you have no accidents. So is this bitch really gonna sit there and bitch at her husband about women not being bad drivers, when she has gotten (what seems to be) ONE single fricking check for "not getting in a wreck"?
Mind you, simply "not getting in a wreck" doesn't make you a good driver first of all. Secondly, if you're a good driver, you should be getting these checks on the reg. Thirdly, the fact that you're THIS excited and talking shite/bragging to your husband about not getting in a wreck in half a year, you're basically helping to prove the premise that women are shitty drivers anyway because for the rest of the time you've had this insurance, you weren't getting checks, so you obviously suck at driving and get in many wrecks.
Anyway, it bugs the frick out of me and I want to punch my TV when it comes on. Anybody else hate this one, or have any others lately?
This post was edited on 4/8/15 at 9:26 am
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 9:28 am to CocomoLSU
navy federal credit union commercials. All of them
but specifically the one with all the cringely jingoistic dialogue.
"thank you mom for protecting my future."
"thank you for being my hero...and my dad"
ooof
but specifically the one with all the cringely jingoistic dialogue.
"thank you mom for protecting my future."
"thank you for being my hero...and my dad"
ooof
Posted on 4/8/15 at 9:31 am to CocomoLSU
When is that "Jake, from State Farm" commercial going to fricking die?
Posted on 4/8/15 at 9:32 am to CocomoLSU
Also, Flo playing every character in her family.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 9:35 am to CocomoLSU
The biggest problem with that commercial is that a women being a good driver does nothing to contradict the statement that men are superior drivers.
"Cool check bitch, are you saying that no men have ever received that check?"
"Cool check bitch, are you saying that no men have ever received that check?"
Posted on 4/8/15 at 9:41 am to Hester Carries
quote:
The biggest problem with that commercial is that a women being a good driver does nothing to contradict the statement that men are superior drivers.
"Cool check bitch, are you saying that no men have ever received that check?"
It makes no sense. It's one thing if you get that check for like five years of no wrecks. But six months? GTFO.
It'd be awesome if she's like "Boom, got this check for no wrecks in six months...guess women aren't shitty drivers after all, huh?" and then he was like "Well, you've gotten three speeding tickets in that span, as well as that fender-bender in the parking lot where they thankfully didn't call the cops to file a report."
Also would've been awesome if he had pulled out his 15 checks he's been holding onto in case she ever managed to frick up and get one herself.
This post was edited on 4/8/15 at 9:42 am
Posted on 4/8/15 at 9:45 am to CocomoLSU
I hate most commercials these days, it'd be easier to list commercials I like.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 9:47 am to WG_Dawg
Theres actually a Century 21 commercial where the guy is running through the airport with flowers that has an M. Night level twist where he turns out to be a couples real estate agent that i appreciate.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 9:47 am to CocomoLSU
The bayou Nilsson commercials that come in 104.5. They made me stop listening to it because I am scared I'll hear them again
"And that's why you don't put cayane pepper in the bath room
Ayyyyyye"
"And that's why you don't put cayane pepper in the bath room
Ayyyyyye"
Posted on 4/8/15 at 9:49 am to Hester Carries
quote:
Theres actually a Century 21 commercial where the guy is running through the airport with flowers that has an M. Night level twist where he turns out to be a couples real estate agent that i appreciate
There's a comcast commercial that made me actually laugh out loud the first time I saw it. When the girl is asking people to help her move and her friend texts her back:
Yes!
Sorry, autocorrect
NO!
This post was edited on 4/8/15 at 9:59 am
Posted on 4/8/15 at 9:58 am to Pilot Tiger
quote:
navy federal credit union commercials. All of them
can't stand the one where the guy goes "yeah my daughter painted her room pink like a princess..GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT? HOO RAH"
No I don't have a problem with your daughter having a princess room. Why the frick would I? Calm down meathead.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 9:59 am to BilJ
Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:00 am to Hester Carries
quote:I can't tell if that commercial is making fun of men for being afraid of their wives /girlfriends or making fun of women for being bitches.
The biggest problem with that commercial is that a women being a good driver does nothing to contradict the statement that men are superior drivers.
"Cool check bitch, are you saying that no men have ever received that check?"
Regardless, I don't think we'll see a commercial where a man shames his woman about something and then says "silence" when she tries to explain herself.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:03 am to BilJ
Yea, what a dip shite
Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:09 am to BilJ
How about the adt or whoever commercials where Ving Rhames is protecting poor home owners from the real villains - white burglars?
Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:11 am to WG_Dawg
quote:
I hate most commercials these days
I agree. Even with the commercials I may chuckle at, im over them by the 56th time ive seen them.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:13 am to Maximus
quote:
How about the adt or whoever commercials where Ving Rhames is protecting poor home owners from the real villains - white burglars?
Idk if we're talking about the same commercial, but I lost my shite the first time I saw the home security commercial where a mom and kids walks in on a burglar at their TV, and he just looks up and has this look like "welp, I'm outta here" and just kinda walks out real quick
Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:20 am to CocomoLSU
Hey insurance companies, NEWSFLASH. Nobody's perfect.
Right, that's why you pay for insurance at $3000/year and they pay $45000 for the car you ran into. You jerk!
Right, that's why you pay for insurance at $3000/year and they pay $45000 for the car you ran into. You jerk!
Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:34 am to Dire Wolf
any of the fake cajun commercials that come on the radio here go into the shite pile, the bayou bistro ones are especially bad.
"try some of dat fried alligata ohhh we cooked de mean outta him cher"
frick you guy
"try some of dat fried alligata ohhh we cooked de mean outta him cher"
frick you guy
Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:35 am to CocomoLSU
quote:Hate those, and also hate the car named Brad one.
It's an insurance commercial, and I'm pretty sure it's All State (with President Palmer).
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