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John Mulaney splits with wife after rehab stay

Posted on 5/10/21 at 2:51 pm
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
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Posted on 5/10/21 at 2:51 pm
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John Mulaney and his wife Annamarie Tendler are going their separate ways.

The pair have called it quits after six years of marriage, a rep for Mulaney confirms to PEOPLE.


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"John will not have any further comment as he continues to focus on his recovery and getting back to work," his rep said in a statement to Page Six, which first reported the news.

"I am heartbroken that John has decided to end our marriage," Tendler said in a statement to PEOPLE via her rep. "I wish him support and success as he continues his recovery."


Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 5/10/21 at 2:53 pm to
I wonder who gets the pug who runs the house


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John Mulaney and his wife Annamarie Tendler are going their separate ways.



This is a flowery way to put the reality of

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"I am heartbroken that John has decided to end our marriage," Tendler said i


Feels like when an NFL team decides to cut a player but puts it out as a “mutual agreement”
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 2:55 pm to
I was wondering about the dog too. She's the real victim here.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 5/10/21 at 2:56 pm to
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I wonder who gets the pug who runs the house



split the baby
Posted by JetsetNuggs
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Posted on 5/10/21 at 3:13 pm to
I've always liked Mulaney but he definitely seems like one of the dudes that appears harmless but has a ton of demons.
Posted by drexyl
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Posted on 5/10/21 at 3:14 pm to
I hope he gets his shite together but he’s not on a great path right now.
Posted by SW2SCLA
We all float down here
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Posted on 5/10/21 at 3:15 pm to
Who gets Petunia?
Posted by Philzilla2k
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Posted on 5/10/21 at 3:17 pm to
Who the frick are these people?
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 5/10/21 at 3:18 pm to
Can no longer tell Jew jokes.
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
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Posted on 5/10/21 at 3:23 pm to
When is he going to come out of the closet?

Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
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Posted on 5/10/21 at 4:12 pm to
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appears harmless but has a ton of demons.


This is one of those phrases that just excuses people who are chronic frickups. And it is mostly used for entertainers and celebrities. You don't hear people say, "Bob the Plumber has a lot of internal demons." Nope, Bob is just a frickup who drinks too much and can't pay his mortgage.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 5/10/21 at 4:15 pm to
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You don't hear people say, "Bob the Plumber has a lot of internal demons." Nope, Bob is just a frickup who drinks too much and can't pay his mortgage.


People absolutely say that about Bob the Plumber if he ends up killing himself or getting arrested, or doing something else nefarious or bad

“I guess you just never know a person”

The only difference is when Bob the Plummer goes to rehab and gets a divorce, it’s not a thread on tigerdroppings because they aren’t a celebrity
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 5/10/21 at 4:40 pm to
Real dick move to come out of rehab and tell your wife you want a divorce.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
116169 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 4:44 pm to
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Real dick move to come out of rehab and tell your wife you want a divorce.


What if you come out of rehab and said wife tells him that she’s been rehabbing his best friend’s dick while he’s away?

This post was edited on 5/10/21 at 4:45 pm
Posted by RD Dawg
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 5/10/21 at 4:46 pm to
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Real dick move to come out of rehab and tell your wife you want a divorce.


Perhaps an enabler and user as well.

You've got to cut those people out of your life 100% if you're serious about recovery.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 5/10/21 at 4:50 pm to
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Real dick move to come out of rehab and tell your wife you want a divorce.


Honestly it really isn’t. Sometimes you’ve got to separate to save each other.
Posted by Muthsera
Member since Jun 2017
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Posted on 5/10/21 at 4:54 pm to
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Perhaps an enabler and user as well.


This was my first thought.

"Oh, I bet she does a lot of cocaine, and he can't be around that."

Are there artists by trade in NYC that don't do cocaine?
Posted by JinFL
Duuuval
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Posted on 5/10/21 at 4:55 pm to
Had to look it up myself, a SNL writer and comedian.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 5/10/21 at 5:01 pm to
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This was my first thought.

"Oh, I bet she does a lot of cocaine, and he can't be around that."

Are there artists by trade in NYC that don't do cocaine?


That or she could be a functional alcoholic. A big of an addict as John Mulaney can’t stay around with an alcoholic even if she doesn’t let it ruin her life.
Posted by Muthsera
Member since Jun 2017
7319 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 5:06 pm to
I'm interested in who else he ends up separating from - did Seth Meyers put him on his show to clean him up or is he an addict/enabler? Pete Davidson? Nick Kroll? Pete Holmes? Mike Birbiglia?

Regardless, if you stay sober on the road for 10 years but 9 months at home with your wife puts you off the wagon, it's probably not the best sign your relationship is healthy and working.
This post was edited on 5/10/21 at 5:07 pm
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