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re: Is Pitch going to be the worst show of all time?

Posted on 8/28/16 at 7:09 pm to
Posted by VolsMissthe90s
Member since Oct 2012
3038 posts
Posted on 8/28/16 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

Is Pitch going to be the worst show of all time?

Yes

quote:

Will it last a full season?

No
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
7894 posts
Posted on 8/28/16 at 7:12 pm to
Yes and they were all men
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 8/28/16 at 8:18 pm to
It's not believable that someone her size would last an entire season.

Also, she plays for the Padres and has to hit...
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21657 posts
Posted on 8/28/16 at 8:37 pm to
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Also, she plays for the Padres and has to hit...


Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69480 posts
Posted on 8/28/16 at 8:42 pm to
You've never seen Kville?

I cannot imagine a show ever being worse than that.

The first episode featured:

A cop drinking hard liquor in uniform on bourbon street, saying it's an everyday part of the job, and making fun of a rookie for not drinking.

A black man saying the line "we put hot sauce on everything" while eating hot sauce and grits at his desk on duty in the police station.

And the piece de resistance: the plot was about a prominent black female singer found murdered in a nightclub on bourbon street. At the end of the episode the cops find out it was actually a plot by a rich upper class white family to try and murder black people to keep other black people from returning after Katrina.
This post was edited on 8/28/16 at 8:43 pm
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69480 posts
Posted on 8/28/16 at 8:51 pm to
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And it's incredibly ridiculous to think an 11 year old could pitch for the Cubs


Hey, numbnuts, does this woman have extra tight ligaments, hot ice, Chet "The Rocket" Stedman as a mentor, and the best damn pitching coach of all time in Brickma?

No?

Then shut up.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
33097 posts
Posted on 8/28/16 at 8:57 pm to
It won't make thanksgiving
Posted by D011ahbi11
Member since Jun 2007
13679 posts
Posted on 8/28/16 at 9:03 pm to
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Major League Baseball has had players with three fingers, two guys with one arm, a deaf mute, and a midget.


All you need is one arm and 3 fingers to throw the ball. Being able to hear doesn't do much for you in baseball. Women just don't throw hard enough.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32980 posts
Posted on 8/28/16 at 9:04 pm to
The fastest recorded baseball pitch by a woman is only 69 mph....

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Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
13143 posts
Posted on 8/28/16 at 9:39 pm to
Someone posted a synopsis on here a while back. Apparently she forms some sort of love interest with the "captain" of the team. I just can't believe they would write that. You're going for a different show with a powerful women, but you still throw in a cliche love story with a teammate?
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
33097 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 6:33 am to
This is why I don't watch network TV anymore. Pure shite
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 6:45 am to
quote:

The fastest recorded baseball pitch by a woman is only 69 mph....

/Thread



Holy shite, I can throw harder than that now, and I have had 2 shoulder surgeries and haven't played organized baseball in 17 years.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22532 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 7:52 am to
That could be the worst I've seen.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22532 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 7:55 am to
so in that meme, it says ya'll. I have been typing it y'all, have I been wrong my entire life?
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103474 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 7:59 am to
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so in that meme, it says ya'll. I have been typing it y'all, have I been wrong my entire life?


No, y'all is correct.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
20827 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 8:07 am to
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You've never seen Kville?


The best/worst part was the main guy always yacking about a gumbo party.

NOLA commenters were going crazy after the first episode. Some wag posted:

Gumbo party!
My House
Friday Night

That cracked me up. I still think about it when I make gumbo.
Posted by Fletch F Fletch
The Seat of Caddo Parish
Member since Jan 2009
6474 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 9:14 am to
Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12372 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:50 am to
It looks trite and forced. I'd be more inclined to believe it if they had her pitching a knuckleball instead and explain how she has abnormally large hands for a woman, which is why she grip the knuckler. Otherwise, women don't throw hard enough. I saw them clock a pitch of hers in the previews at 86 mph. If that was her screwball, then the show is utterly unbelievable. If that is her fastball, the show is still unbelievable because they simply can't pitch that fast. The only way a woman makes it in the majors as a pitcher is with a knuckleball. Period. A screwball would destroy her elbow, particularly if she pitches it frequently.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37883 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:52 am to
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Is Pitch going to be the worst show of all time?


Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
14388 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 11:02 am to
IT looks pretty bad.. Production value seems to be something they decided wasnt worth putting into this.. Concept is something that if done correctly could be good but the previews have been lacking to say the least.. Ill probably watch the first episode to make sure though..
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