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re: Is it True Ellen Page will be Achilles in the new Odyssey?

Posted on 5/13/26 at 7:42 am to
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
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Posted on 5/13/26 at 7:42 am to
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witty alias


slack-jawed fagg0t.

Posted by BigNastyTiger417
Member since Nov 2021
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Posted on 5/13/26 at 8:32 am to
She’s. Biology 101
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42356 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 9:12 am to
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Doesn’t matter whether or not she’s playing Achilles. The fact that she’s even starring in the movie is laughable and an absolute abomination.


Please stop using the incorrect pronouns. Elliott Page is a male, please stop saying "she".
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
5201 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 9:15 am to
Why does he cast her at all? It's obviously very distracting to include her in anything. Casting should never be distracting and she's prime distracting.

He either is trying to do woke appeal, which is strange because he never really did that much in his career but all the black washing would also indicate this.

Or he's doing it as a personal favor to her, maybe they are good friends from inception or whatever.

Either way, the film will suffer
This post was edited on 5/13/26 at 9:17 am
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8883 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 9:25 am to
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Please stop using the incorrect pronouns. Elliott Page is a male, please stop saying "she".

BAIT, this is
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
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Posted on 5/13/26 at 12:58 pm to
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* Update! Some are saying that she will not play Achilles’ ghost. That remains to be seen.
This post was edited on 5/13/26 at 1:50 pm
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
70719 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 1:18 pm to
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Elliott Page is a male



Fake news
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 5/13/26 at 4:38 pm to
I get it. Some folks here are tired of so called grifters who only crap on movies for clicks and likes, but have no real clue what they're even talking about , right?

OK, fine.

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This post was edited on 5/13/26 at 10:52 pm
Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
Member since Jan 2017
19943 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 4:50 pm to
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I do believe Lupita is playing Helen. I'm not buying Page as Achilles


This is actually a bigger stretch.
Posted by WheyCheddar
Member since Aug 2024
1479 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 4:52 pm to
Gospel. McG/Nolan makes his videos just the way he wants them.
Next question
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
47162 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 4:55 pm to
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
70719 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 5:31 pm to
Hector - “I killed a boy today and he was far too female”
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23952 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:35 pm to
Hearing the same thing... She is going to be the one true Achilles Heel for this remake. Irony... it's alive and well.
Posted by ellunchboxo
G-Town
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 5/13/26 at 9:50 pm to
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39270 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 10:04 pm to
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quote:she’s

He’s

She may not be a She but she definitely ain’t a fricking He, shitstain.

Tran He I guess. Or She that butchered her vagina and installed a fake penis. But Tran He is easier.
But never just He.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10700 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 10:16 pm to
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Elliott Page is a male, please stop saying "she".


No amount of playing pretend, no matter how elaborate, will make this true.
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
26536 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 11:26 pm to
Posted by tigerfan84
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Posted on 5/13/26 at 11:27 pm to
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
10311 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 5:15 am to
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Nah, anti-woke people will bitch yet still show up in herds to see it.


I don't think so. I think Nolan just shitcanned half of his audience. Maybe this was his attempted penance for making "Fascist" Batman movies, but he's definitely screwed the pooch with this one.

Nobody, and I mean No One buys this hosebeast as Helen of Troy. The only way THAT face is launching a thousand ships is if they're fleeing in the other direction.
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
27191 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 6:27 am to
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The only way THAT face is launching a thousand ships is if they're fleeing in the other direction.

If the King tells them to launch a thousand ships that's what would happen.

It isnt like they were all going so they could frick her
This post was edited on 5/14/26 at 6:31 am
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