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How are dudes in movies so good at humping?

Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:43 pm
Posted by Sgt Tuffnuts
Middle Georgia
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:43 pm
Was watching Boardwalk the other day and an aging half-dead looking Steve Buscemi walks right up to a dame and starts humping her standing up in real time. And then today I was watching Yellowstone and the Attorney General does the same twice in one episode. In real time. From zero to 100 in like 2 seconds.

In my opinion this is one of the top 5 ways in which film differs from real life.
Posted by LasVegasTiger
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:45 pm to
Posted by JDPndahizzy
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:47 pm to
Takes at least 30 minutes for my meds to kick in...
Posted by jatilen
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:49 pm to
Posted by Sgt Tuffnuts
Middle Georgia
Member since Jul 2022
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:51 pm to
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Takes at least 30 minutes for my meds to kick in...



The Attorney General didn't need a handy or any heavy petting or anything from the opposition lawyer. He just walked right up to her twice in one episode and started pumping. It was like magic!
This post was edited on 1/11/23 at 12:51 pm
Posted by hg
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:53 pm to
You start a lot of threads
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:59 pm to
Because they aren’t actually making penetration, son.
Posted by Sgt Tuffnuts
Middle Georgia
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:00 pm to
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You start a lot of threads


How do you keep up with all of these different names and posters? Impressive!
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:03 pm to
I always love how once they’re finished both just roll over and get dressed or get up
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:03 pm to
quote:


The Attorney General didn't need a handy or any heavy petting or anything from the opposition lawyer. He just walked right up to her twice in one episode and started pumping. It was like magic!


He gets hard talking about killing his sister.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:06 pm to
why do women and men in movies and tv cover themselves up after the just finished fricking?
Posted by Pandy Fackler
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

Was watching Boardwalk the other day and an aging half-dead looking Steve Buscemi walks right up to a dame and starts humping her standing up in real time. And then today I was watching Yellowstone and the Attorney General does the same twice in one episode. In real time. From zero to 100 in like 2 seconds.

In my opinion this is one of the top 5 ways in which film differs from real life.





What are the other four?
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:25 pm to
Why does everybody sleep with nothing but sheets instead of a comforter or blanket? I guess it's easier to just wash the sheets after they roll over and lay in their juices after sex
Posted by RobbBobb
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:27 pm to
You know movies arent real, right?

Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:29 pm to
Why do dudes in movies hold onto a woman's breasts like they are about to fall off?
This post was edited on 1/11/23 at 1:31 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:35 pm to
because it's fun?
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:43 pm to
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why do women and men in movies and tv cover themselves up after the just finished fricking?



and they don't just roll over and fall asleep. if so, his dick is going to be crusty in the morning and she's going to get an infection.
Posted by St Augustine
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:49 pm to
Doesn’t matter the angle or height difference. Just walk up, stand in the general vicinity or the vagina and bam!
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 2:05 pm to
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How are dudes in movies so good at humping?
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walks right up to a dame and starts humping her standing up in real time
I guess I'm better at humping than I thought
Posted by TigerDeacon
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Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 2:18 pm to
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How are dudes in movies so good at humping?


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dudes in movies


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in movies


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movies




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watching Boardwalk . . . watching Yellowstone
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