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How are dudes in movies so good at humping?
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:43 pm
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:43 pm
Was watching Boardwalk the other day and an aging half-dead looking Steve Buscemi walks right up to a dame and starts humping her standing up in real time. And then today I was watching Yellowstone and the Attorney General does the same twice in one episode. In real time. From zero to 100 in like 2 seconds.
In my opinion this is one of the top 5 ways in which film differs from real life.
In my opinion this is one of the top 5 ways in which film differs from real life.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:47 pm to Sgt Tuffnuts
Takes at least 30 minutes for my meds to kick in...
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:51 pm to JDPndahizzy
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Takes at least 30 minutes for my meds to kick in...
The Attorney General didn't need a handy or any heavy petting or anything from the opposition lawyer. He just walked right up to her twice in one episode and started pumping. It was like magic!
This post was edited on 1/11/23 at 12:51 pm
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:53 pm to Sgt Tuffnuts
You start a lot of threads
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:59 pm to Sgt Tuffnuts
Because they aren’t actually making penetration, son.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:00 pm to hg
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You start a lot of threads
How do you keep up with all of these different names and posters? Impressive!
Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:03 pm to Sgt Tuffnuts
I always love how once they’re finished both just roll over and get dressed or get up
Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:03 pm to Sgt Tuffnuts
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The Attorney General didn't need a handy or any heavy petting or anything from the opposition lawyer. He just walked right up to her twice in one episode and started pumping. It was like magic!
He gets hard talking about killing his sister.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:06 pm to Sgt Tuffnuts
why do women and men in movies and tv cover themselves up after the just finished fricking?
Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:17 pm to Sgt Tuffnuts
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Was watching Boardwalk the other day and an aging half-dead looking Steve Buscemi walks right up to a dame and starts humping her standing up in real time. And then today I was watching Yellowstone and the Attorney General does the same twice in one episode. In real time. From zero to 100 in like 2 seconds.
In my opinion this is one of the top 5 ways in which film differs from real life.
What are the other four?
Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:25 pm to MorbidTheClown
Why does everybody sleep with nothing but sheets instead of a comforter or blanket? I guess it's easier to just wash the sheets after they roll over and lay in their juices after sex
Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:27 pm to Sgt Tuffnuts
You know movies arent real, right?
Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:29 pm to Sgt Tuffnuts
Why do dudes in movies hold onto a woman's breasts like they are about to fall off?
This post was edited on 1/11/23 at 1:31 pm
Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:43 pm to MorbidTheClown
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why do women and men in movies and tv cover themselves up after the just finished fricking?
and they don't just roll over and fall asleep. if so, his dick is going to be crusty in the morning and she's going to get an infection.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:49 pm to Sgt Tuffnuts
Doesn’t matter the angle or height difference. Just walk up, stand in the general vicinity or the vagina and bam!
Posted on 1/11/23 at 2:05 pm to Sgt Tuffnuts
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How are dudes in movies so good at humping?
quote:I guess I'm better at humping than I thought
walks right up to a dame and starts humping her standing up in real time
Posted on 1/11/23 at 2:18 pm to Sgt Tuffnuts
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How are dudes in movies so good at humping?
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dudes in movies
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in movies
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movies
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watching Boardwalk . . . watching Yellowstone
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