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re: Game of Thrones S8 E4 "The Last of the Starks" Official Thread

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Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 10:11 pm to
Fan service would have been Brienne and Tormund hooking up

Brienne and Jamie have been hate flirting since they met

Posted by LSUminati
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 10:12 pm to
The first 20 minutes felt like the end of a John Hughes 80's flick. So much cringe and a terrible tone setter. Everything seemed so incoherent and pieced together in the most anticlimactic way possible. WTF was the ending with Cersei having the high ground and numbers with all her enemies beneath her and not capitalizing on it? She sent a damn assassin to kill her brother(s), but now she has some fleeting moment of honor and decorum? That was absolute dogshit.
Posted by LosLobos111
Austere
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 10:12 pm to
#TeamJaime
Posted by 1ranter1
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 10:12 pm to
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Well, let's have a negotiation scene!

Even though both side hates the other, there is nothing to compromise on, and Cersei has betrayed them as recently as what, an episode ago?

But they do it anyway


Bruh Dany literally said a few minutes before that she just wanted it to seem like she did everything possible to save the city while Cersei did not.

Burning people alive - evil
Burning people alive after “trying” to negotiate their safety - not as evil

That episode has some trash in it, but that was pretty clear

Posted by GeauxTigers2020
Member since Sep 2013
28667 posts
Posted on 5/5/19 at 10:12 pm to
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80 scorpions and dragon 200 yards away and she decided to hear Tyrion out.


Yeah. This is so dumb.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 10:12 pm to
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Yeah. Brianne crying over Jaime was just dumb. I guess she liked the dick


It was her first one... like that ex who you took their virginity and they thought it meant you would be together forever in 8th grade
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 10:13 pm to
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Dude, they planted that seed in season 3. The sexual tension was building for like six fricking years


I've got all sorts of hate for a lot of what's happening here, but not this. It makes sense the two of them hooked up.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68045 posts
Posted on 5/5/19 at 10:13 pm to
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think that negotiation scene is one of the worst things they’ve ever written, it was strictly for the public execution but it makes zero sense.

Execute her and send her head in a box to Dany, that’s all it takes.

But just for fricks sake let’s leave the premise of this meeting in there.

They have no horses, no archers, only 50 foot soldiers with pikes and 3 people who can’t fight at all. Cersei has already betrayed them very recently, but sure let’s walk right up within archery range on foot and see if she’ll give us Missandei back and surrender...

Ok so we’ve established that retardation. Next, from Cersei’s side you have the dragon queen well within range, your brother who betrayed you and killed your dad within 20 yards, and a dragon within 300 with 25 scorpions armed, but you let them all walk away...

So we’ve established that retardation as well...

Old school and true Cersei, would’ve beheaded Missandei then killed Tyrion with a hundred arrows, unleashed all scorpions on Drogon, slaughtered the Unsullied and beheaded or burned Dany alive.

Everything they are writing now is for dramatic effect and spectacle and it absolutely sucks a cock


Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42971 posts
Posted on 5/5/19 at 10:13 pm to
Yea, Jon go hug your wolf bye for christ sakes. That was the saddest part of the episode.
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 10:13 pm to
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It's something to watch the short bus crew attempting to criticize things don't understand.


Perfect
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 10:13 pm to
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Not sure why people don’t think Jamie is doing anything other than going to kill cersie


It’s baffling
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 10:14 pm to
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didn’t mind it bc it showed how much it affected Dany and only showed to Tyrion why Jon would be the better ruler.



Is Tyrion even conflicted about that? Seems like he knew the answer but he was afraid to say it.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68045 posts
Posted on 5/5/19 at 10:14 pm to
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Not sure why people don’t think Jamie is doing anything other than going to kill cersie


Imagine thinking that
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 10:14 pm to
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It's something to watch the short bus crew attempting to criticize things don't understand.


Perfect



Yes perfect, when calling people retards, he wrote a sentence that didn’t make sense
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
26979 posts
Posted on 5/5/19 at 10:14 pm to
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Old school and true Cersei, would’ve beheaded Missandei then killed Tyrion with a hundred arrows, unleashed all scorpions on Drogon, slaughtered the Unsullied and beheaded or burned Dany alive.


If Dany could choose, she would pick this one.

Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
27406 posts
Posted on 5/5/19 at 10:14 pm to
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They sure haven’t had a problem catering to your dickless fetish.

Herrrr derrr Tyrion made a dick joke herrrrrr :seal clap:


Sick burn. I can tell you're well read on dragon and zombie fantasies.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86239 posts
Posted on 5/5/19 at 10:14 pm to
He might end up killing Cersei.

But his motivation to leave certainly was not to kill her.

Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 5/5/19 at 10:14 pm to
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I've got all sorts of hate for a lot of what's happening here, but not this. It makes sense the two of them hooked up.

Yep, it's probably gonna happen in the books too.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 5/5/19 at 10:15 pm to
You’re correct that that had been building up since S2/S3. IMO there were other things that occurred this episode that are worth bitching about way more than those two finally banging.
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
21644 posts
Posted on 5/5/19 at 10:15 pm to
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Bruh Dany literally said a few minutes before that she just wanted it to seem like she did everything possible to save the city while Cersei did not.


Not one citizen will ever know about that negotiation, never. It was such a retarded excuse to setup a beheading just to get Dany and Gay Worm angry
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