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re: Favorite Movie Lines. Let’s hear ‘em

Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:44 pm to
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:44 pm to
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his arse. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your arse too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102675 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:47 pm to
“Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself”
Posted by squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
11272 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the sh*t out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.


Christopher Walken in Pool Hall Junkies (A phenomenal movie, by the way.)
Posted by Tomatocantender
Boot
Member since Jun 2021
5597 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:51 pm to
On your deathbed you'll receive total consciousness.

So I got that going for me, which is nice.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
14054 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:54 pm to
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world...she walks into mine
—Casablanca

Kaaaaaaaahhhhnnnnn!
Star Trek II
Posted by Woodlands Tigah
Tejas
Member since Mar 2021
1046 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:56 pm to
This post was edited on 7/29/21 at 4:58 pm
Posted by msap9020
Texas
Member since Feb 2015
2151 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

"Dying aint much of a living boy"



Thats my number 2

In more recent news I like:

Cliff Booth : And you were on a horsey! Yeah... you are?
Tex : I'm the Devil. And I'm here to do the Devil's business.
Cliff Booth : ...Nah, it was dumber than that. Something like Rex
Sadie : God, shoot him, Tex!
Cliff Booth : Tex!
This post was edited on 7/29/21 at 5:01 pm
Posted by Willietd
Member since Apr 2017
2046 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:59 pm to
Stuck junk is stuck junk (from Baywatch).
Posted by msap9020
Texas
Member since Feb 2015
2151 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 5:01 pm to
quote:

On your deathbed you'll receive total consciousness.

So I got that going for me, which is nice.



So many lines in that movie.......


Goonga, loonga......no........goonga, goonga, galunga
This post was edited on 7/29/21 at 5:03 pm
Posted by thegambler
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
2146 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 5:01 pm to
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Posted by Wolfmanjack
Member since Jun 2017
1226 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 5:03 pm to
“I’d take pleasure in gutting you, boy”
Posted by Woodlands Tigah
Tejas
Member since Mar 2021
1046 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 5:07 pm to
Posted by tigernnola
NOLA
Member since Sep 2016
3589 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 5:12 pm to
“impossible, but doable”.
Sean Connery
Posted by Willietd
Member since Apr 2017
2046 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 5:14 pm to
Mrs. Davis, will you go to the prom with me???


What's in the box?
Posted by tigerinexile
The greatest parish
Member since Sep 2004
1627 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 5:20 pm to
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139391 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 5:21 pm to
"I'm positive he dead"
Posted by aardvark1975
St. Francisville
Member since Jan 2015
163 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 5:21 pm to
Fat,drunk and stupid is no way to go through life,son.
Dean Wormer
Posted by mjthe
Virginia
Member since Oct 2020
6870 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 5:23 pm to
Not movie, but:

Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24238 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two world wars, and countless smaller ones on three continents. I've led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile and tribes of natives no white men had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men, and loved only one woman with a passion a flea like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23906 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 5:24 pm to

From “Heist”:

Danny Devito: “Wait, don’t you want to hear my last words?”

Gene Hackman: “I just did.”

Bang
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