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re: Dumb & Dumber is one of the GOAT comedies of all time

Posted on 3/20/18 at 1:22 pm to
Posted by cajungoalie
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2008
684 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

Did not age well


She's 54, I promise you, when you get to that age you'll want to tear that shite up.
Posted by John Gotti
Vestavia HIlls, AL
Member since Jul 2013
3497 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

I wouldn't kick her out of a bed



well of course not...she definitely has her TV Card
Posted by KingSlayer
Member since May 2015
2883 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

Dumb & Dumber is one of the GOAT comedies of all time


Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
29697 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 1:31 pm to
Quotes from this movie i have used more than once:

Big Gulp Huh. Well....see ya later.
Pick'em up (when you see a hitchhiker).
No it's a cardigan but thanks for asking.
Excuse me Flo?
What is the soup du jour? mmmm.....that sounds good. I'll have that.
Samsonite! I was way off!
Well then.....lets put another shrimp on the barbie mate!
Just go man.
So you're telling me there's a chance.
Nice set of hooters you've got there.
Boy this party really died.
I'm just gonna hang out by the bar, put out the vibe.
Oh look....Frost!
woa...look at the butt on....
but what if he shot you in the face?
according to the map, we've only gone 4 inches.
We landed on the Moon!
Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?
Don't you go dying on me
Killer boots man!
It's Ok. I'm a limo driver.
What's the matter? Some little filly break your heart?
blah blah blah.......She touched my leg
No and i don't care.
Kick his arse Seabass!
Some people just aren't cut out for life on the road.


I've watched that movie way too many times. I think as a 13 year old i could have recited the whole movie without any help or watching it.

I remember my Paw-Paw caught some of it one time at our house and he kept asking me about it. Got it on VHS for him. He probably Watched that movie hundreds of times. He was always doing small stand ins for movies and commercials after he retired and he got to meet Jeff Daniels when they filmed Because of Winn Dixie. He was so proud of meeting him and he got to take a picture with him. I still have that picture, and it's the one i keep of my Paw-Paw, he passed about 3 years ago. You could see the smile he had when taking that picture how happy he was to meet him. He cherished that picture. Great man. Great dad. Great Paw-Paw. Great American, WW2 vet.
Posted by LSU_postman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
2936 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 1:31 pm to
"What if they shot you in the face?"

Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
13130 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 1:41 pm to
That is a very good looking 54 year old. I'd rather she look like that than a weird, plastic person. Maybe she has had work done, but it isn't apparent.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103447 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 1:47 pm to
Harry, you're alive! And you're a terrible shot.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155358 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 1:58 pm to
D&D is my #1 comedy and IMO is the funniest movie of all time. I have done several “your top comedies” threads on here and it has always been my #1 (with the rest in no particular order).

It’s also one of, if not THE most quotable movies ever. The brilliance of the movie is that almost no lines are wasted and just about every single one hits in some way. I probably quote this movie more than any others.
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 2:05 pm to
Quotes I use all the time that may not have been posted yet:

-"So what happened...he got away with it scott free?"
"No, in the movie, they caught up a half a mile down the road and slit his throat. It was a good one."

-"Tell her I have a rapist wit."

-"Why would she want to meet you at a bar at 10 in the morning?
I don't know, I just figured she was a raging alcholic."

-"Just go man. Ooh, it's warm."

Long story short, I can quote Dumb and Dumber for days.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103447 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 2:06 pm to
Tic tac, sir?
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
29697 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 2:08 pm to
rapist wit and raging alcholic.
Classic!
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
29697 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 2:10 pm to
I feel sorry for anyone that can sit down and watch this movie and not laugh. I'm fine if you tell me you've seen it, it's funny, but you don't want to watch it again an d it's not what you like to watch, but to tell me it's not funny, well i don't want to converse with you ever again if you feel that way.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22713 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 2:17 pm to


If I remember correctly, I read somewhere that Carrey improvised this part of the scene.

"WE LANDED ON THE MOON!"

This post was edited on 3/20/18 at 2:19 pm
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103447 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

If I remember correctly, I read somewhere that Carrey improvised this part of the scene.

"WE LANDED ON THE MOON!"


Makes sense, considering later (or earlier?) in the movie he had trouble reading the word "the" let alone the rest of the sentence.
Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11834 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 2:23 pm to
“She gives me that old fashioned feeling Har, you know the one where you would give anything to bone her.”
Posted by SUB
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Member since Jan 2009
24657 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 2:39 pm to
D&D is probably one of my favorite movies of all time. No comedy has really come close to how good it is. I can watch it over and over and never really get tired of it. I was pretty young when I saw it first, probably too young, but I saw it twice in the theaters and probably rented it a few times. I quote crap from it all the time. It's part of who I am.

One I use pretty often is "HERE ya go!" as Lloyd is handing out hundreds to the bell boys carrying all his stuff into the hotel from the Lamborghini.

"You spilled the salt!"

"Pick EM UP!"

"She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something. I don't know. I wasn't really paying attention."
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 3:15 pm to
I can't believe I forgot that quote. Any time conversations turns to romantic feelings, I'll break that out.

Dumb and Dumber is a string of classic scenes and lines with no breaks.

I will interrupt my wife asking a waitress what the Soup Du Jour is to say "It's the soup of the day." She loves that.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33148 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 3:39 pm to
Most of you guys saw it with your dads as kids. I was in my 40's when I watched it with my dad. who was in his 60's. Some channel showed it New Year's Eve morning 2002. My dad and I were in a hotel in New Orleans for the Sugar Bowl. I knew he'd enjoy it, and he did. He laughed like he used to when we were kids, watching the Stooges, or Tom and Jerry. I doubt he would have sat, and watched it if we hadn't been kind of stuck in the room waiting to go to the game.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21095 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 3:45 pm to
I'm sure she looks better than that picture.





Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
37820 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

might be THE GOAT comedy. 






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