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Downsizing was absolutely meh at best. Just wait till it's on Netflix.

Posted on 12/25/17 at 7:56 pm
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32712 posts
Posted on 12/25/17 at 7:56 pm
Talk about way over selling the humor of the movie.

Oh it has Jason sudekis and Kristen wigg it will probably be funny. They had maybe 10 min of screen time combined and none of it was funny.

I knew going in that it was supposed to have a political message so that didn't bother me, but the fact that most of the jokes we're based around a Vietnamese woman talking funny did.

Save your money.
Posted by Freauxzen
Utah
Member since Feb 2006
37289 posts
Posted on 12/25/17 at 7:58 pm to
That's disappointing. Payne is usually on point.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 12/25/17 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

Downsizing was absolutely meh at best.
This is the feeling I got from the trailer.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32712 posts
Posted on 12/25/17 at 7:59 pm to
I mean, the concept was cool and it was a different idea, it just didn't land for me.
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49517 posts
Posted on 12/25/17 at 8:11 pm to
Easily Payne's worst. About two thirds of the movie could have been done without the whole downsizing aspect at all. Damon's character was one of the least interesting leads I've ever seen in film. And I only chuckled a few times throughout. Can't remember the last time I was more disappointed in a movie.
Posted by Freauxzen
Utah
Member since Feb 2006
37289 posts
Posted on 12/25/17 at 8:33 pm to
That's two opinions I trust. Looks like I'm waiting for Netflix.
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
13531 posts
Posted on 12/25/17 at 9:49 pm to
Adnan Virk is usually pretty generous with movies he doesn’t like. Usually gives them 2 out of 4 and will have a couple good things to say. He tweeted out yesterday that it’s one of the worst movies of the year and gave it a 1/4
This post was edited on 12/25/17 at 9:50 pm
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 12/25/17 at 9:50 pm to
Damn I usually like Thomas Hayden Church.
Posted by FleurDeLonestar
The Dirty HOU
Member since Mar 2011
6166 posts
Posted on 12/25/17 at 9:52 pm to
It's a lower end decent rainy day flick. Completely forgettable, and basically pointless with the "twist" and "double twist"

Didn't hate it, but probably wouldn't watch it again

ETA - the fake Vietnamese accent was baaaaad
This post was edited on 12/25/17 at 9:53 pm
Posted by bcoop199
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2013
6669 posts
Posted on 12/25/17 at 10:29 pm to
Damon being an A lister might be in jeopardy. This movie bombed and so did The Wall. Combine that with his recent comments on sexual assault being blasted and that he was close to Weinstein. His career is certainly on a decline.
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
59111 posts
Posted on 12/25/17 at 10:38 pm to
Damon’s last 3 movies(I think):

The Great Wall
Suburbicon
Downsizing

Yikes
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8245 posts
Posted on 12/25/17 at 11:09 pm to
Definitely not a comedy, or even a dark comedy. The r rating is basically for the use of the f-word in a two-minute span. There was drug use, and a little nudity as well, but the nudity at least was germane to the story.

Too long, and the payoff at the end was lackluster. Waltz is good, and probably the highlight.

CGI was horrid in many spots when downsized people are interacting with big people.

Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 1:30 am to
It looks pretty stupid.

I liked it the first time...when it was called "Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves."

Posted by GurleyGirl
Georgia
Member since Nov 2015
13165 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 6:01 am to
quote:

I knew going in that it was supposed to have a political message


That's all I needed to hear. Hollywood can stick there political messages where the sun don't shine.
Posted by memphis tiger
Memphis, TN
Member since Feb 2006
20720 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:07 am to
I mean, who saw the trailer for this movie and thought it would be good?

Posted by Bham Bammer
Member since Nov 2014
14483 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 8:33 am to
Time to make another Bourne movie so he doesn't have to act so much.
Posted by 0jersey
Paradise
Member since Sep 2006
1838 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 2:04 pm to
I completely agree this movie is terrible. I thought it was going to be a cooler more updated (via special effects) Honey I Shrunk the Kids. I was pretty annoyed they tried to advertise this as a lighter hearted comedy.

The two worst parts of the movie were Damon's character and the terrible Vietnamese lady's speech. Damon's character was so weak and unlikeable that it made everything else they tried to do in the movie obsolete.

At least I got to see it on a screener DVD. Save your money everyone.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57352 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 2:07 pm to
This is surprising? This movie screamed of hippies ejaculating all over the screen.
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49517 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

This movie screamed of hippies ejaculating all over the screen.



Look at Payne's resume:
Nebraska
Descendants
Sideways
About Schmidt
Election
Citizen Ruth

The guy's been a "mainstream" director since '96 and he'd put out 3 fringe classics (Election, Schmidt, Sideways) and 3 films that were at least "good." So yeah, I was really surprised that it was so bad.

That's the most upsetting part: it's not a huge deal that I was disappointed in a movie, that happens all the time. But this feels like having to wait ~6 years between Payne movies instead of ~3.

Posted by djrunner
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
5318 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 3:06 pm to
Dudes a great actor with a lot of range.
He is making bad decisions on roles and movies. Not the first time we have seen this.

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